Silent Hill or Bust

If I hear static one more time I'm turning this car around.

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silent hills :(

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Still in mourning. Silent Hills was going to be the saviour, the best since the original three.

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I was looking forward to this game so much.

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Silent Hill: A Summary

Silent Hill 1 - Have you seen a little girl?

Silent Hill 2 - I got a letter.

Silent Hill 3 - What a nightmare.

Silent Hill 4: The Room - What the hell?

Silent Hill: Origins - [aggressively represses memories]

Silent Hill Homecoming - Josh! Josh! Where’s Josh? Josh! Is that Josh?

Silent Hill Downpour - I never hurt anybody–except that one time…

Silent Hills/P.T. - Dad was such a drag.

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A rare picture of Sean Bean forgetting how to Sean Bean:

Sort yourself out Sean!

There we go. That’s better.

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What happens when you’re playing a scary game alone:

What happens when you’re trying to show other people how scary the game is:

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When we made our dad play P.T. with no explanations...

Dad: *during first loop* Well the narrow hallway is creepy. Oh, good.Tight corners. My favorite. What are you making me play?

Brother: Just keep going.

Mom: Something’s definitely gonna kill you.

Dad: You’re not helping.

Me: You’ll be fine.

Dad: *after entering second loop*  I hate you both.

After a few more loops:

Radio: Look behind you.

Dad: No. Absolutely not.

Radio: I SAID, LOOK BEHIND YOU.

Dad: Fine. I’ll get it over with. *whips his character around* Nothing? Really? *looks all around* I guess it was just screwing with me then. *laughs and turns toward the door*:

I’m very upset that we aren’t getting Silent Hills but I’ll always have the joyful memory of my dad screaming and throwing a controller across the room as my brother, my mom, and I laughed until we cried.

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Confused John Travolta

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Well, shit.

[bookerdewittless]

VIDEO GAMES ARE TESTING ME (  ʘ‿ʘ)

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But don’t worry, there will be something in an empty trashcan later. *twitch*

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new best friend feat. dorian

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He would be such a good wingman. Take him to a tavern and spend the night picking up guys.

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Engaging Gameplay

Nothing gets you invested in a game like running in panicked circles on a stairwell landing, sobbing frantically, praying that the terror with the giant knife will decide to go for a refreshing swim and leave you the fuck alone.

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Silent Hill 2:Panic in the Labyrinth

Me: Wait, did you hear something?

Brother: It’s hard to tell. You turned down the volume a lot earlier.

Me: Because the static was ear-shatteringly loud.

Brother: Well, turn it back up then.

Me: *turns up volume and waits*

Game: *ambient noises* *James breathing heavily*

Me: Huh, maybe I was imagining things.

Game: *thud, thud* *scraaaaaaape* *thud, thud* *scraaaaaaape*

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