Touch my Garden and Suffer

Your name is LIXRUE DOSHEE and you enjoy so few things. GARDENING is your biggest interest and you will hit anyone with a shovel who goes near your garden. {I do not own anything, independent Fantroll blog. I do not own anything unless stated. }

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mutantGardener is online [MG]

((Pesterchum now open))

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Im a serious rper, no but I actually am but when im comfortable with someone this happens

g yes

[12:47:52 AM] Victoria Serket: We could totes rp that

[12:47:58 AM] Victoria Serket: jus like

[12:48:05 AM] Victoria Serket: looks out from green house

[12:48:12 AM] Victoria Serket: ahhh yes another day in a peaceful life

[12:48:21 AM] Castel Baclef: sees gay ass teal shitbag

[12:48:50 AM] Victoria Serket: yo u little gay fucker u hungry or some shuit

[12:49:11 AM] Castel Baclef: yEah i am why whats it to you

[12:49:37 AM] Victoria Serket: i got some bitch ass food and water and equality up in this bitch

[12:50:04 AM] Castel Baclef: hELL yeah ill take some of ur damn equality water

[12:50:38 AM] Castel Baclef: also i found the one sprite i made

[12:50:43 AM] Castel Baclef: w him and his mate\

[12:50:50 AM] Castel Baclef: https://31.media.tumblr.com/a18307097f20b4c69672d1e58844e085/tumblr_inline_n36hnbUmVR1soz39i.png

[12:51:05 AM] Victoria Serket: damn

he fine as shit

[12:51:08 AM] Victoria Serket: and its like

[12:51:18 AM] Victoria Serket: get yo skinny ass mate and u in here

[12:51:36 AM] Castel Baclef: yO REV

[12:51:45 AM] Castel Baclef: this guys got equality water

[12:52:08 AM] Victoria Serket: damn striahgt now hurry yo fan ass in here b4 the highbloods here

[12:52:12 AM] Victoria Serket: *hear

[12:52:49 AM] Castel Baclef: scurries into hive

[12:53:07 AM] Castel Baclef: both of them hit their heaDS on the doorframe

[12:53:17 AM] Castel Baclef: because

[12:53:18 AM] Castel Baclef: https://31.media.tumblr.com/945536f1a59d1fa10a81cf429e7925a7/tumblr_inline_n40bt3zapg1soz39i.png

[12:53:47 AM] Victoria Serket: is only like 5'8

hella shorty

[12:53:54 AM] Victoria Serket: damN YOU GUIYS IS GIANTS

[12:54:12 AM] Castel Baclef: sRY

[12:54:30 AM] Castel Baclef: one of us is indigo he cant help that

[12:54:52 AM] Victoria Serket: its chill yo

you both is accepted in my bitch ass garden

[12:55:11 AM] Castel Baclef: hell yeah

[12:55:40 AM] Victoria Serket: come get some fine ass food my friends

[12:55:44 AM] Victoria Serket: dont mind my moirail

[12:55:53 AM] Victoria Serket: hes a little bitch ass NERD

[12:56:09 AM] Castel Baclef: wE ALL BITCH ASS NERDS HERE

[12:56:25 AM] Castel Baclef: like teal boy's title is literally Punkass

[12:56:37 AM] Castel Baclef: the piece of shit

[12:56:48 AM] Victoria Serket: damn son

[12:57:09 AM] Victoria Serket: im the preacher of i dont give a fuck now go hep yo fine ass selves to some equality water

[12:58:15 AM] Castel Baclef: hell yeah all rightalright all this equality water

[12:58:32 AM] Victoria Serket: i got enough for everyone yo

[12:58:41 AM] Victoria Serket: justdont crush my plants u punk

[12:59:35 AM] Castel Baclef: i may have giant clunky thigh high boots

[12:59:44 AM] Castel Baclef: but im not cLUMSY gosh

[12:59:54 AM] Victoria Serket: u better not be

[12:59:58 AM] Castel Baclef: punky wea rs dfucking

[1:00:01 AM] Castel Baclef: hEELS

[1:00:11 AM] Victoria Serket: or ill knock the equality out of your bitch ass

[1:00:13 AM] Castel Baclef: so he can smooch his mate

[1:00:30 AM] Castel Baclef: omf

[1:00:44 AM] Victoria Serket: ill knock you so far that you will fucking puKE OUT EQUALITY

[1:00:55 AM] Castel Baclef: god bleSS

[1:00:58 AM] Castel Baclef: oogmdf okay

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apocalypticrevival replied to your post:Damn highbloods I’ll show them one day Shove it...

haha m0re like highb00bs amiright

Haha

Amen

[silentmutatedgardener-blog]

Damn highbloods

I'll show them one day

Shove it so far up their ass they wont feel anything.

[silentmutatedgardener-blog]

Holy shit

Jesus fuck

Gonna have to bathe tonight

[zillyeh]

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>You notice a movement in the distance, and immediately turn and flash your camera. You think you might have caught them on it, but you can’t be sure. You’re going to have to clean this up, but not before you find out if that person knows anything. Hopefully the flash of your camera will make them stop, even for a second.<

YO LIL BITCH RUNNING OFF GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE I GOT A COUPLE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

>That was loud, there’s no way that they couldn’t’ve heard that.<

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<Your hands are covered in spray paint and the mask to keep the paint from going into your mouth was clear evidence it was you. YOu keep running as fast as your short legs will take you.>

[zillyeh]

>You have decided that you need some new pictures for your blog, you can’t disappoint your followers with old material now can you? You feel very girly tonight, so you don a skirt and your prettiest floral tights. You also slip on those blue shoes that have the tiniest bit of heel.<

>As you skip down your steps you notice that a lot of your decorative vases aren’t exactly in one piece anymore… You frown and look around to find that someone’s been through here yesterday, wreckin’ your shit. The fuck.<

What the fresh hell got it’s way in through my gate?

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<The scene wasn't gorgeous with shattered pots and graphiti and vulger messages written in spray paint as well as the lawn ring dug up. In the distance a showy figure ran off, horns sticking out of the cloak.>

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It's day time and you are having your usual affairs, spray paint in hand as your cloak is pulled over you and a mask is over your mouth to keep from inhaling the paint. Scouting through the neighborhood, selecting one hive and begining to spray like no tomorrow. Highblood didnt even see him coming.

[silentmutatedgardener-blog]

It's day time and you are having your usual affairs, spray paint in hand as your cloak is pulled over you and a mask is over your mouth to keep from inhaling the paint. Scouting through the neighborhood, selecting one hive and begining to spray like no tomorrow. Highblood didnt even see him coming.

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Okay

Where the fuck is my medical shit

Im gonna throw something

[zillyeh]

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>You pick one more weed and lift yourself off the ground. You’re satisfied now at least. You think you’re about ready to go.<

Alright, I’m good now. I think I’m going to leave.

[silentmutatedgardener-blog]

[Through gritted teeth you say a begrudging goodbye before walking into your hive to take care of your burn.]

[zillyeh]

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>You roll your eyes and try to be a little more careful they’re just a couple flowers, jeeze.<

Sorry, not really used to this type of thing.

>Are you really sorry though? Nah.<

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[You nod, ugh you can't wait for this dude to get out of your hair. Standing  up you brush the dirt off your jeans.]

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mouss-e:

somepinkfluffy-dinosaur:

‎”THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. it may save a life.) Reblog this!

   It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world. THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG… FYI - Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts: 1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets. 2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing. 3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots. 5] Number two is office parking lots/garages. 6] Number three is public restrooms. 7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught. 8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. 10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. ———————————————————————————————————————————- POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER: 1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

  2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would  not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target. 3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent. 4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts. 5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there. 6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly. 7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble. ——————————————————————————————————————————- FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL …. I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it. 2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.  

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage: a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) . b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)  

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot). 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.   

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry. If u have a heart or compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

  REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW ATLEAST PEOPLES WILL KNOW WATS GOIN IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information. I hope you all will Reblog. Lets See how many of you really care for this.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.

IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS, DO NOT LOOK AT ME.

[biggest-crybaby]

This is so important but it makes me sad that women have to actually take precautions such as these. It makes men look like they actually are animals and are following some sick instinct.

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Inbox kiss

Post these in my ask to see my muse’s reaction to your surprise kiss:

✎:Kiss at school

☯: Kiss on the forehead

✌: Kiss on the hand

ツ: Peck on the lips

✄: Kiss on the neck

☂: Kiss in the Rain

☃: Kiss in the Snow

❦:Passionate kiss

♫:Kiss on the nose

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If my character was wearing a warning label, what would it say?

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[zillyeh]

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Pft, whatever. Here, I’ll do that if that gets me out of here quicker.

>Kneel down to start pulling them up.<

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[Growl a bit in your throat, you could handle this yourself. You bite back a hiss as he accidentally smashes a flower. Angrily you pick the weeds, damn trolls.]