"Rappelez-vous l'objet que nous vîmes, mon âme."

Rachel; 21; Trying to ignore the fact that I have to enter the real world in a few months. I just have a lot of feelings about books and dragons and France and... well, everything really. That's probably why I'm a lit major (even though a lot of lit people are snobs about genre novels).

[silhouettedsunset]

Look, I just need to get this off my chest.

My alarm went off this morning, and as usual I stayed in bed for a while just checking my phone when all of a sudden this SUPER LOUD BUZZING NOISE started echoing through my room.  I live alone, so I was understandably freaked the fuck out by a sudden loud noise in my bedroom.

So I get up and investigate.  It was a vibrator.  Buzzing along against the inside a cardboard box.  Here’s what’s weird about that:  1) This is a vibrator I haven’t used in probably 4 years.  2) I had been under the assumption that the batteries were dead (or else I would have switched them into something else).  3) The vibrator is one that that twists on and off and gradually gets stronger as you twist it.  It went off this morning at full speed.

So, my immediate (mostly joking) thought is ghost.

But then I remember that the only ghosts I could conceivably have would be my grandparents (who built/lived in my house before me).  AND I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER TURNED ON MY SHITTY VIBRATOR.

And that’s the story of why I’m really hoping that the neighbors have a ghost that just stopped by to fuck with me.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date luigi

[sjweminem]

stinky plumber hands

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

how dare you. how dare you. you come into my house and you come into my post and you fucking say that luigi has “smelly plumber hands” how fucking dare you say that about luigi. what the fuck has luigi done to you. luigi is kind and gentle and amazing and he does not have stinky plumber hands. how fucking dare you

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[shonnatrinhh-blog-deactivated20]

[erylon]

A loanword is a word taken from another language, such as ‘angst’ or ‘tsunami’ or ‘calque’. A calque is a literal translation of a word from another language, such as rhinestone (from French caillou du Rhine) or blueblood (from Spanish sangre azul) or loanword (from German lehnwort). #linguistics #calque #loanword is a calque #calque is a loanword #what

[disgustinghuman]

i’m pretty interested in eating a lot of bread

[singing-couch]

whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.

[silhouettedsunset]

And today I learned that what everyone in my family has probably has a name.

There's a good chance that we all have a familial tremor.

I guess that's a better thing to say when people ask me why I'm shaking than, "It's a family thing.  We have really unsteady hands."

[fyeahcanines-blog]

(by KrogerVT)

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

its just funny how straight people assume ur straight so u will be sitting right next to them while they talk about gay people like theyre an abstract concept

[punklagertha-deactivated2015072]

i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”

[silhouettedsunset]

I love that the name thing is presented as a ridiculous scenario, but that is  a thing that has actually happened to me.

[theweetosdoesart]

Some people need to understand not everyone absolutely wants or needs to be in a relationship

[threestubbornvallhunds]

There was a dog that would wade out into the water and lay down in the surf.

It worried Nea and Ro, they stood on the very edge of the tide line and barked at him.

[mostlydogsmostly]

[thefrogman]

[source] [h/t: mostlydogsmostly]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[@kevinfarzad]