the weeknd

[frawgs]

faded off this ecoli lettuce

[unfragmentedreality]

cant stop rhinking anoht thjs…

[frawgs]

that melatonin gummy must’ve kicked in

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

In light of the current situation, let me tell you about some lighthearted news from Germany.

This guy is Christian Drosten. He’s a virologist and when German media wants an expert’s opinion on the coronavirus, they usually ask him. He also has a podcast where he gives a daily update about the pandemic.

And people absolutely love him. He has a fanpage on Instagram.

People stan him on Twitter.

Women like men who:

listen

can cook

don’t have a problem with eye contact

are called Christian

are athletic

have a PhD

are well dressed

have clean finger nails

last name Drosten

virologist

Christian Drosten

You little cutiepie

Can someone tell me Christian Drosten’s birthday, I’d like to know how comptaible our zodiac signs are.

They even started making memes

Tl;dr: Germany is collectively stanning a virologist.

[fatboyschl1mm]

If im not mistaken he also developed the Corona test that is now used globally, which is very sexy

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[funnystories]

LKJFHGLKSDHFGLKJSHFGLKSJHDFG theres a fuckin thing that you supposedly stick in your pants to trap your farts so that it doesn’t smell???

(link)

[silkbodie]

okay wait so you tellin me i gotta stick this dick shaped thing up my ass because its got some type of fart-filtering technology in order for people around me to not pass out from some bad ass stench?

[madeline-kahn]

Music in Film: Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson

[killin-the-machine]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[bodylingua]

Visit Original Link

[womanintheradiator]

“All the gin joints in all the towns in the world…she walks into mine”

[thegoodandthebadtimes]

thought this quiz wouldn’t be accurate but it somehow still knew i was quiet and a bit nerdy 🤷🏻‍♀️some of these questions are too funny though 😂 

[turquoise-summers]

Pretty accurate! It says I was the valedictorian which is like almost true because I studied a lot and got straight A’s lol but I don’t know my class rank because my school didn’t do that

[silkbodie]

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD I WAS AT ONE POINT

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[bgm05]

[turquoise-summers]

thought this quiz wouldn’t be accurate but it somehow still knew i was quiet and a bit nerdy 🤷🏻‍♀️some of these questions are too funny though 😂 

[thegoodandthebadtimes]

Pretty accurate! It says I was the valedictorian which is like almost true because I studied a lot and got straight A’s lol but I don’t know my class rank because my school didn’t do that

[silkbodie]

HAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I WAS AT ONE POINT

[lapt0pp]

so i noticed this interesting thing where sometimes non-native speakers are better at a language than its native speakers? only in certain aspects though. for example in english, they’re good at types of clauses, conjunctions, and verbs.  idk if i explained this right

[spanishciti]

YES i know exactly what you mean. i was telling my english friend that i was learning phrasal verbs in school and she did not know what those were (but obviously she speaks better english than me)

[silkbodie]

It is actually proven that non-native English speakers are able to achieve higher scores, including a perfect 12/12, in this quiz compared to native English speakers. “Non-natives generally study grammar and mechanics of a language in a more focused way than native speakers. While an English speaker might inherently know grammar rules, non-natives can actually explain those rules, so students fully understand and remember them”

[bruwho]

seen at @vanessamooney

[pasarelas]

instagram

[shopsunflorally]

wow, people that are decent human beings are so sweet and beautiful and needed and rare. love u guys, keep being awesome lil life-changers

[whitepeopletwitter]

[olderandhumbler]

At least one Italian is trying to push off the next Great Australian Italian Cheese War of 2020

[whitepeopletwitter]

[savannahfaerie]