Day 2 for Bokuroo week - Yakuza AU
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Day 2 for Bokuroo week - Yakuza AU
Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell
kuroo: alright, let’s go over this one more time.
bokuto: if something breaks?
kuroo: we try to fix it before akaashi gets home
bokuto: and if that doesn’t work?
kuroo: we blame kenma
kenma: seriously, fuck you guys
boyfriend jacket
Bokuto: Bro this coffee is so good I’m so fucking alert right now I could probably do a whole math problem.
Kuroo: Correctly??
Bokuto: I don’t know
Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon
It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right
There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that
not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”
We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.
another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference
and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less
Also it’s just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em
for years people wanted alchemy, well now we have alchemy and we’re making gemstones out of it and suddenly “it doesn’t count” anymore
hey sorry i'm late i wandered into a liminal space
what do you mean i've been missing for 10 years
One night I woke up and got almost convinced that the day before never existed because of a man and it’s still fuck me up sometimes
The story takes place in summer. A friend drove 5h to come to see me (which was very sexy of him) and we spent the whole day together. We had a blast but damn I was exhausted af and so was he so we went to bed, sharing the same bed and I quickly fall asleep. I woke up in the middle of the night, finding the bed empty and cold. I’m alone in the room. It’s past midnight. I’m lost and confused because I spent the whole month dissociating really hard so maybe it was all fake, I imagined everything and in reality I’m lonely and this was nothing but a dream.
But no.
He was just too hot because it was 40° and went on the couch in the living room. We moved the fan to the bedroom and ended up falling asleep. To this day he’s still ashamed to make me panicked that night. :’)
He knows no rest
You’re… not dating???? ಠ_ಠ
Could’ve fooled me
You know a lot of people meeting us are convinced we are dating because we are both softies who love to hold hands and hug and I give a LOT of petnames (like kitten, baby, sugar, etc..). Even on discord when we are in vocal, new people are sure we are dating like a guy once apologized to me because he didn’t want me to think he was trying to hit on my man lol
Also we are in a group of 4 people and we are the only mlm so I end up drawing us as a couple often whenever I hear a gay couple describing each other funnily.
(Translation: “My lover is an antiquity, I found him in a flea market.”
Did I ever mention he’s almost 2m tall and he’s the softest man I ever met when it’s about to hold kitten in his hands??? You need to know that. I’m 170cm and I feel small next to him
Great news! Now his own friends are asking him if we are secretly dating!
Friends to lovers, slow burn, 50k
Where’s the fic now!!!
He forgot his sweater at my place and now it’s mine. Finder’s keeper, bitch.
I have never shipped a couple so hard YOU BETTER KEEP US UPDATED
Oh well, then here: We’re going on vacations this summer!! None of our friends asked for our opinions for the bedrooms and they decided that they will all get simple bedroom while we will get the double one.
My hypnotherapist refers to him as “My husband” and one of my tattoo artists calls him “my boyfriend”
My life is getting my friends assigned as my lovers.
I have, for once, been assigned as the boyfriend!!
My doctor got very into our romance and asked if he was moving with me. Got disappointed when I said no. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that we aren’t dating.
He’s currently sleeping at my place and sleep talked few nights ago, shoved my teddy bear in my arms while saying “Get it, Pedro, you’ll need it.”
He doesn’t know any Pedro. None of my names are Pedro.
Okay here’s the list of everything we got
For him:
My lover
My husband
My fiancé
My only-2nd-in-mom’s list possible boyfriend.
For me:
His boyfriend
His lover
His babe
“Bad company” by his mom
But why are you “bad company” by his mom
Because he bought a shirt with skulls and stuffs like that on it while he’s usually a very plain clothes guy, his mom is saying I’m bad company because I’m influencing him in the wrong way
And I love being seen as bad influence or bad company because I’m clearly not haha
@annoyedlord
You ever consider dating? (Is it like a QPR? Or yall just vibing.
We eventually talked about dating, but I’m absolutely not interested in being in a romantic relationship and it’s the same for him. We are very happy with our current relationship, we are excellent friends vibing together, we just find it hilarious that people see us as a couple!
UPDATE HIS MOM CALLED ME HIS BOYFRIEND ?????????
Can we have context please? How did the word Boyfriend come up?
He was talking to his mom about his vacations here because he left earlier today and is home, and his mom mentioned me using the term “boyfriend”
We don’t know if she meant your boy friend or your boyfriend, regardless, my friend didn’t ask anything and went with the flow.
Alright now he knows you’re all shipping us and he enjoys it
You know what I forgot he actually has tumblr and read this damn post along with your answers.
I love how half of the reblogs/tags/notes is like “GUYS JUST DATE??” and the other half is like “So great to see some close make friends!!”
We can be your guys being dudes or your slow burn ship, we’re multitasks.
Awwwww!!!! This is adorable. How long have y’all been secretly da-.. I mean friends?
You want the secret backstory? I’m gonna give you the secret backstory.
We met over three years ago on Facebook. He was a friend of a friend (let’s call that mutual friend D. and I’m gonna talk about that one friend you all ship me with as F.) and somehow we ended up replying to D.’s comment. Now it’s common knowledge that Im a very smooth talker with my friends when I really like them, so I was already jokingly flirting with D. when F. joined. We flirted back at each others because it was fun, and then we all asked each other in marriage and did very bad montages of happy polycule/constellation couple except we all photoshopped our heads on theirs. F. and I added each other but didn’t talk much until M/nster Prom came out: D. made a group conversation where he added F., another friend in common and me. Starting from that we played SO MUCH together and all bonded very damn well. The twist is that F. and myself are the only male loving male out of the group, D. being a poly-het and our other friend (L.) being a bisexual woman. While we do all act like a 4 people QPR polycule/constellation, sweet talking to each other, giving pet names, holding hands etc, F. and I are *very* close and he came home multiple times (he slept home like... at least 1 week per month for the last five months?), we are always together and share bed very often if needed considering we don’t mind sleeping together since we respect each other boundaries. (I mean aside of calling me Pedro in his sleep and shoving my plush in my arms, he never did bad to me and uh, worst case I’ll drool on him.) We often joke about actually getting married but I’ll lost a lot of disabled related help if we do so, sorry, no fake wedding unless we find a solution.
TL;dr: I met him on Facebook 3 years ago and made a fake poly marriage with another friend and now he’s very dear to me. Thanks to how poorly made laws are for disabled people we can’t even give you a fake wedding ending even if we thought about it as a joke.
He first drove 5 hours to come to see me so now this time it’s my turn to drive 5 hours to go to see him.
Alright.
We are not dating because I can’t handle the idea of being in a relationship and he’s respecting it so we decide to be something on our own terms.
But.
We are boyfriends.
Here for these who asked for a pic of us
how other players see wakatoshi: jerk, too blunt sometimes rude, robot how shiratorizawa sees wakatoshi: little birds help him get dressed in the morning
Kenma: You have friends, and I envy that.
Hinata: You’re welcome to my friends!
Kenma, looking over at Karasuno’s first years: …I don’t want these.
Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.
The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying
“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup “enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“
*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*
I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.
ok first of all i didnt "miss" the red flags i looked them and thought yeah thats sexy
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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don't love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don't love aardwolves I can't even look at you oh my god
oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????
leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?
Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 500 dollar four foot tall godzilla
Oikawa finding out that Iwaizumi can speak french. Oikawa taking french lessons online so he can dirty talk Iwaizumi during practice. Iwaizumi replying with insults in a bedroom voice while trying not to lose his face. Oikawa not understanding any of it but still losing focus because bedroom voice oh god.
Seijoh members wanting to strangle them both because they’re being painfully obvious and also, Kindaichi has stopped breathing.
Another tribute to suggestivescribe and Conquering the Great King (aka The Reason I Now Have a Thing for Neck Kisses/Bites)
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