FAQ (and Deer FAQ)
I just followed you, so why am I not following you anymore? For personal reasons I Do Not Want more followers and I softblock about 99% of new people who follow, especially folks I don't somehow know. It's not personal, except in the sense that this is my personal social media page and I have every right to be choosy about that. Also right now people keep following because of the deer.
(Literally anything about the deer) I am fucking cursed with the ability to tell normal stories in a funny way it turns out. Some of yall have literally never seen a deer, huh? Everything Hot Cheeto Hatred did was normal. She was just a NEAT ANIMAL. I happened to only run into her during the times of day and year when she was PROTECTING A BABY. I never saw her fawns, but her behavior lined up in every way with a doe being protective. Please for the love of fuck, stop being racist and/or violent on that post. Holy shit. I deleted the original for a reason.
(But about the deer--) I LEFT THE COUNTRY. I LIVE THREE THOUSAND MILES AWAY NOW. I CANNOT UPDATE YOU ON THE DEER.
I actually came here about another one of your popular posts-- Item 1 remains true while discounting items 2-3. It's still nothing personal but I will still probably block you.
Who is Mrs. Cake? It's a reference to the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett, which you should read! Everyone should read them. But not starting with the first one.
Didn't you make a podcast like five years ago? Yes :) (EDIT: I am currently moving the show's website to a new host/trying to get the money together for hosting so that link is not working but you can find the show on most podcast apps/sites as Midnight Radio)





















