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[kaisooficrec]

can you rec the most SMUTTIEST kaisoo fic you’ve ever read?? ;)

This is a list (not all cause the list would be neverending jhgfjh) of our faves that we could think of, but you can also check out smuttiest fics that were previously recced here and here ;)

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Naughty Boy- Jongin visited his daddy at work ;)

Fly Away- Jongin finds an angel in a church and they do some unholy things

Deep Tissue- Ice skater Kyungsoo gets a massage from Jongin.

Curious- Jongin explores the world of master and slave relationships with his new boyfriend Kyungsoo.

Back up dancer- Jongin is kyungsoo’s back up dancer and his little crush evolve so to something more.

Vanilla- Kyungsoo takes care of hybrid Jongin who may or may not be attracted to him.

Flardull Smorboll. - Soo accidentally summons an incubus while building an ikea closet ;

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If this part gets suddenly dry, it’s because apparently, smut only works for me if it’s in a gOOD context…

spreading inside of me -  Professors!AU by verseau. Slut shaming and dom/sub. I mean, it’s awesome. Hella witty, Kyungsoo is such a wharismatic mofo and Jongin loves his humiliation. Guiltless freaky times because 15k.

Glucose Guardian (That’s Mighty Big of You) - Uhm, one of the first KD fics I’ve ever read and that kinda scared me away from sugar daddy!AUs. Now that I’m more “mature”, this is actually really hot and kinky.

The Internet is for Porn -  The newest high school!AU addition to my top KD favourites. There are so many smut scenes and Kyungsoo is a camboy and Jongin a really horny dude, yet, it feels balanced? sweet? hilarious? What is that Indigomini soonbaenim, sorcery? GOLD.

Juice Pouch - I extremely love how original and crack-ish this fic is. I think it’s a classic by now, because vampire!Soo and dad!Jongin exchanging favors for survival is just perfectly unsettling, funny, sexy and heartwarming. My go-to work for great (spicy) times.

Lawyer Up My Ass - Legally KaiSoo - Yes, so, the fics that made me realise semi-public sex is superior. And Kyungsoo seduces his hot boss. And they’re both smart and successful (and hella horny).

Amuse-Bouche - Chefs!AU and OCs.This one is really long and I still haven’t finished it, but the amount of smut, pfew. Also, my first open relationship fic. Therefore, actual angst warning and watch out for your hormones, this one’s wickedly addicting.

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(i totally have a thing for pining or hate to love relationships that lead to  smut so the fics here are related to that)

(before the night ends) come see me by seawitcher - After waking up from his century-long nap, the last thing Kyungsoo wants to deal with is a newborn werewolf. Too bad Jongin doesn’t make it easy for him. a classic.

Lay your Hands on me by lotusk - CEO!Kyungsoo just wants to relax when he goes for his weekly massage but masseur!Jongin’s massages are anything but relaxing. a personal favourite;

Water is wet  by celerydragon  - tentacle!au Kyungsoo is an alien; a very hot alien

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nothing scares you about me and you - well well if this isnt another gem from verseau :~) roommates kaisoo are just friends, bestfriends, but jongin is so oblivious and keeps hooking up with other alphas even though he loves kyungsoo’s scent and kyungsoo also has his fair share of omegas which riles jongin to no end, yet he won’t admit they’re made for each other. the plot is A+ but the smut is also nice and filthy hehfshf

Flesh to Fabrication - kyungsoo orders a cleaning maid android baek but receives a sexdroid kai instead. tsundere!soo and h0rny kai is always fun to read :oo (top!kai)

Curious - (top!soo) kyungsoo and jongin are dating and jongin just discovers his boyfriend’s secret kinks (d/s, bdsm, toys, punishment, spanking :)) but also their rls development is cute :3

[inarichi]

Hey guys, please check out Lulu’s fic Curious. It’s too good!!! ^^

[do-kyngsoo]

WaitForSoo Week 31 of 82 // ksoo:*breathes* exo families: CAN WE ADOPT HIM???

bonus: perfect son ksoo

[wombshaker]

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am, like it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on shit they’re passionate about

[kaiternity]

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super clear audio of jongin’s new solo for the [dot] concert!

[dayafterdae]

✧ 2019 with Chen ✧

[babybaekuwu]

Sehun: My heart feels sad because it is the last day, but it is a good day, so I want to leave good memories ... I will let you talk * I went to the fans and let them talk *

He wanted fans to say something interesting.

Fan: Sehun's interesting face ㅋㅋㅋ

Baekhyun said that time passes very quickly. He said that this year was quite busy, and he thinks that next year there will also be a lot of activity. He also said that he was looking forward to the day when EXO will be able to perform with all the participants together.

Baekhyun said he saw Erie holding a banner for Minseok yesterday and felt so warm because they were there to support him, as well as EXO as a whole ~

Baekhyun: We would like to have our own recitals, but I think we prefer to see (fans mixed) in the hall. Because it’s good that many of our fans come to us, but when the audience is mixed, I feel that we need to work a lot harder.

Jongdae: I can’t even express this feeling ... I think this is the happiest end of the year in my 28-year life. You always smile, but I hope that your 2020 will be filled only with your happy faces, as it is today, okay?

Jongin: The 3-day concert was very short, but I felt very happy ~ Is this our 5th concert? I feel really grateful. And in the future, EXO will show everyone good performances ~ Personally, I really like concerts at the end of the year, and I'm so happy

Chanyeol: I'm still ashamed to look at the faces of the participants and tell them that they worked hard, so please turn around and look at the screen! * he prepared a special video *

Chanyeol: when I edited past videos, I felt very nostalgic alone. next year my last 20 years. from 21 to 29 I was with all of you. For over 10 years I have been with my menbers. I have never said thanks to my members directly like this, so I tried this.

Junmyeon: Will you be with us in the future too? Is everything, let's love, always good? Even when we are reborn, let's meet as EXO and EXO-L. Please send this message to EXO-L worldwide. I love you!

Baekhyun: wow, it was so touching really.

Junmyeon: I think it's great, we have Baekhyun. I always talk about deep things. Baekhyun always thinks positively, so I am very grateful. our Sehunnie is maknae, but he is always strong for us. Jongdae is always good as a person. he is the kindest person I know of. Kai ... (they all cry), he's always sexy on stage, but he's the most sensitive of us all. More than Sehun. our Chanyeol ... just ... the video itself explains it. it just helps the overall mood. he is a happy virus not only for our members, our fans, employees, etc. I want to say thanks to Chanyeol. I'm sorry I'm not the best hyung. thanks

Baekhyun: Dry is really a great leader!

Sehun: * cries * I won’t talk much ... he is the best leader. Best!

Baekhyun: members have good hearts. is not it? Memberships don’t tell each other, I love you or thank each other, we are all close and it’s getting embarrassing, just like saying this to your families. this is awkward.

Baekhyun: I love you mom and dad ~

Junmyeon: we have finished the year 2019, so now you can return and end the year with your families. Happy new year and I hope you are healthy and happy. EXO is not only here, but will also travel to your world. we will end with the song Angel. Thanks!

[seashellronan]

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is just hopeless

[herewegobebe]

Taekai having No Manners  (cr x)

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904]

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

[darkcocosb-blog]

I Made $750 For Nothing

[theechrysalisamidst]

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

[earthshaker1217]

I too require money.

[fnb1223]

would like some money plz

[spacematriarchy]

reblogging bc after I saw this last time I found out that I haven’t been getting my orphan’s benefit because of an administrative issue, not because I no longer qualify, and got a whole year of back pay

[gottacatchemsome]

Reblogging because I just got a letter in the mail that there is still some money in my 401k from the job I got pettily fired from and so I’ll be getting somewhere around $650 dollars, thereabouts, in about a month.  I MEAN WHAT.  Witches of Tumblr, my hat is off to you.

[iyeolie]

chanyeol is wild tonight :: EXplOration in fukuoka (cr.)

[iyeolie]

exo’s superpowers incorporated in performances

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

i love how safe it feels when you are only surrounded by women

[metaangelz]

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

[daily-disney]

“ it takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. ”

[catchymemes]

@kenziecoffman & @theothecat5 | TW

[soofection]

Here I would like to open a discussion. Yixing posted a biased view. I hope you all can help reblog this spread the other side of the story.

I am not here to bash his values talents hard work personality. This is a political mass manipulation situation, something much bigger than ‘fan wars/ kpop c pop idols matters’

This post has elements: shame on Hong Kong protesters for their violence, ignore the core purpose of the protest, support Hong Kong police, and the message it gives is that Hong Kong is part of China and should obey them. (protest is ongoing to go against passing a policy that is pro-china communists)

Firstly, protesters are NOW mad at Hong Kong police force and Hong Kong governmennt, NOT the china government. The campaign where many idols are using is ‘Hong Kong is part of China’.

YES HK IS PART OF CHINA, but the contract is ONE COUNTRY TWO SYSTEMS for 50 years after 1997. HK is not asking for independence. Yixing’s post already mislead the mass because HK protest does not directly go against China, protest is against HK’s own police and government system.

I am here to clarify, Hong Kong protesters primarily are not rioters. They did not inflict violence for fun or on innocent citizens and more harm has been inflicted on protesters AND even innocent citizens due to Hong Kong Police force’s irresponsible AND undisciplined use of weapons.

There are rules and regulations for all defence arms police utilize to endure the safety for police AND all citizen. But the police has demonstrated unreasonable use of that and took everything too far.

- 2 million people walked the streets in a peaceful manner. A group of people surrounded a government building, shouted slogan, and pushed a few fence (didn’t break glass or anything) yet the government ignored all our voices and labelled the event as Riot.

- Hong Kong Police are now under very serious speculation of collaborating with Hong Kong triads to spread terrors against citizens. There was an indiscriminate terror beating attack of protesters AND innocent commuters in a train station. Videos of mob members CHASING after politically neutral reporters and a PREGNANT LADY was filmed. Police stationed not far away DID NOT ARRIVE until 45 minutes after the incidence. Some police also by-stood near the scene. They closed the gate enclosing the mob with the innocent and stopped the train. The police did not apologize and only claimed they were 'inefficient’

and it is actually common knowledge for generations that police force communicate and have ties with HK triads to strike a balance in the society.

the video shows mobs in white shirt indiscriminately hit innocent citizens. police bystood.

- Hong Kong police raised a girl into the air, stripped her pants and causing her underwear to show and used sexist and humiliating language to insult her.

- police caused a girl to lose permanent vision of one eye. she was NOT at the front line inflicting violence at that time.

- police were caught by the press for disguising as protesters, started chaos e.g throwing bricks to frame the protesters. So they can freely arrest any protesters using that excuse. (protesters attire: helmet black clothes masks, and you see the pic those protesters looking people are putting real protesters to the ground.

- Police were filmed putting a wooden stick weapon into a protesters bag to frame him. The protester begged 'reporters, please help me, the wooden stick is not mine’ the whole process was filmed. Police denied altho filmed.

- multiple tear gas bombs were released indoor at a train station This will bring serious biological damage to any citizen inside the station. Tear gas MUST NOT be released indoors as it can cause DEATH esp children and elderly. Tear gas also got thrown to an elderly home too before indoor incidence too.

- Police has used EXPIRED tear gas bombs against citizens which means the harm it does to the body doubles. This should be illegal and can cause DEATH.

- police has also fired tear gas bombs to the press and first aid team before.

- Medical staff also demonstrated protest, because as medical professionals with their knowledge, they know these methods will cause serious injuries and even death to citizens. They labelled this as ‘police attempt murder’  

- Pepper guns were shot multiple times at a distance less than 1 m away, and aimed at citizen’s head, EVEN when the citizens was amongst a crowd that is RUNNING AWAY, and not inflicting violence on the police force. Any non bullet guns should not aim at the head.

- gang beatings are witnessed to protesters who has surrendered to arrest and begged for police to stop. Has front teeth has been knocked out, he shouted sorry, accepted the arrest yet this still happened.

- HK police even went as far as arresting a kid who bought laser pointers commonly used for stargazin and accused him of purchasing weapons against police.  The laser won’t cause blindness and it is a leal item to buy in HK

There is a lot more. 

I am NOT saying protesters’ violence should be accepted and the police 100% to blame. But IT HURTS WHEN yixing convinces his fans on ig, an international social platform to blindly support 

POLICE FORCE that frames its own citizens of violence / allow triads to brutally beat innocent citizens up, then refuse to form an investigation committee or apologize /  disguise as protesters to cause violence and conflicts / use irregulated and even illegal dangerous methods that can cause death / engage in acts of humiliation, gang beatings of unarmed protesters 

then put all the blames for the unpeace in HK on the protesters.

please

i am NOT angry or hating on yixing. As a chinese, I understand he must post what he did because CHINA COMMUNISM CONSPIRACIES ARE REAL. they can destroy anyone’s careers and lives using corrupted method and propaganda if anyone doesn’t obey or show support to their ideals. Thats why hk idols who develop their careers in china are all supporting anti HK protest campaign, to manipulate the masses. 

Please I want to provide the other side of the story because fans always eat things up without researching. 

thank you for your time.

[timemachineyeah]

Ugh that post has gotten me thinking about fat acceptance in a way I haven’t in years. I’ve read more studies about weight and health than probably any other topic I’ve ever researched. And every time I see someone wail about health I am just like

Did you know that in post-mortem examinations there is zero correlation between weight and levels of arteriosclerosis and related diseases found?

Did you know that people with an overweight BMI have the longest life expectancy, that those with an “ideal” and an “obese” have about the same life expectancy, and that being “underweight” raises mortality rates more than being “morbidly obese”?

Did you know that losing weight and then gaining it back is worse for your heart than remaining at the weight you started consistently?

Did you know that 95% of people who lose weight do gain it back, and there has never been a single documented weight loss program that has been demonstrated to keep the weight off for five years or more in the majority or even a significant minority of people? Like, telling people to lose weight isn’t much use if we don’t know HOW to make that happen.

Like I have read The Obesity Myth by Paul Campos and Rethinking Thin by Gina Kolata and Big Fat Lies by Glenn A Gaesser (Ph.D!) And Fat!So? and several other books that I don’t own and so don’t remember all of their names I spent like four years reading every single study coming out and looking at the methodology and noting which ones had huge holes or terrible methods and which didn’t (the holes were almost always in the pro-weight-loss studies) and like

Big Fat Lies has 27 pages of bibliography. 27 pages worth of scientific citation. The book content itself is only 197 pages. That’s a page of references for every 7 pages of book. Reading the book is just reference after reference and study after study. Most of these doctors (like Linda Bacon, author of Health at Every Size) started out the same way. They wanted to use the scientific method to find a real weight loss program or health solution that worked and could be proven to work, and so studied everything they could about weight and fitness only to find out that we didn’t need weight loss in the first place. That all the studies calling for it were lacking or nonexistent. That weight and underlying metabolic health have very little relation. That the history of our relationship with health and obesity has little basis in fact and a LOT of basis in capitalism, politics, and fashion. No, really, the association between weight and health was first proposed by insurance companies looking for ways to charge people more by claiming risk. They also charged tall and short people more. And people with different skin colors. When they got in trouble for charging people for things they had no control over and had no bearing on their health, they set out to prove that weight was controllable and that fat was unhealthy to make money. 

These are also a lot of the same people who went on to invent the President’s fitness program, so if you went to public school you probably already hate them. 

Anyway, if you want a place to start reading about the issue, this article is a pretty good launching pad. 

[heavyweightheart]

This casual rant is like a primer on weight science. Amazing. I second their book recommendations, and would add to the list Body Respect by Drs Bacon & Aphramor, Body of Truth by journalist Harriet Brown, and What’s Wrong with Fat? by UCLA professor of sociology Abigail Saguy.