roddie

they/he/it im violent and angry and a boy and nothing

[silli-twink444]

White person with a foot fetish: "these things are dangerous" 👣🦶👅👄 -my boyfriend

[silli-twink444]

the man pinning you down kisses you on the neck, then kicks his feet up in the air giggling and says "okay now what :)"

[brain-dead-bunny]

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[silli-twink444]

Whenever i really want a cigarette i purse my lips and inhale the space between my index and middle finger as though i truly am. Im not allowed to smoke anymore, so imaginary cigarettes are my only solace.

[alleywaymutt]

i bet being put into a panini press feels soo good for the panini

[silli-twink444]

I bet it feels like a hot shower but dry

[escuerzoresucitado]

[davidisnotmyname-deactivated202]

me when my mental health is tanking: “omg this is so Harry Du Bois core”

[silli-twink444]

Who up worshiping in the snail-room?!?

[silli-twink444]

Ladies, what would you do if your partner had a secret wonder emporium?

[electric-butter-slug]

Seeing the House MD posts makes me realize how much our boy Gregory House would have LOVED to hear about the healthcare CEO shooting. Real shame he faked his own death to run off with his gay lover before THAT could happen...

[xxcosmicaura]

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[silli-twink444]

Twink with a a with with a footlong ciggarette if only :(

[daily-spooky]

[silli-twink444]

How it feels when she sleeps in but i cant go back to sleep