A girl that died back in 1985

I reblog and post some mild nsfw stuff i am an adult 18F self proclaimed girlfailure search "bunny yaps" tag to see all my non reblog posts

[brain-dead-bunny]

💕

[brain-dead-bunny]

i know my mental illness is gone because i’ve had two cars engine explode with me inside (one of them catching on fire) and i was covered in seven ticks and my debit card got like ten fraudulent charges and i need to wait a week for a new card and so i can’t drive anywhere or buy anything and i have work tomorrow at 7 am and it’s only monday all in the last week and i am still happy and ready to take care of my kids tomorrow

[brain-dead-bunny]

moonrise kingdom i will always love you

[brain-dead-bunny]

my car blew up and i alsmost threw up from a coffee and i found a tick on my ASS god wants me dead but it’s okay because the feeling is mutual

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[goth-queen]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

[tweeterwilbury]

There's no comprehending just how close to the bones and the skin and the eyes and the lips you can get and still feel so alone

[animentality]

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[segamascott]

[dailycatsblog]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign