getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.
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@silly-billy-69
getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.
I really want to know about those unwholesome situations… 👀
wish I could give you more but this is basically the extent of my musings on this topic lol. I don't even have a note going for Jodi/Shane, it's just kinda amorphously existing in my head. I'd like to do the Penny one as a fic, but considering how my current one is in a sort of limbo/hiatus, maybe not a good idea? Haaaa.
“Do I have to change it right now?”
From @silly-billy-69 fanfic !
When I tell you this whole thing got me gagged, choked, and clocked out. I was giggling and screaming at 3am in my bedroom….
oh man. oh man. oh man. oh boy
no one has drawn an art of my fic before, this is so beautiful idek what to say im so honoured 😭
Chapter 18: burning for you, baby by sillybilly69 [Shane/Female Player] (Stardew Valley)
Chapter Word Count: 4484
Excerpt:
"I'm not her dad, Marnie," Shane snaps, loud and harsh. "I always made that clear to her. I'm not her dad, I'm not even related to her. I'm just some guy her mom used to know. So no wonder she wants him. They're family, they're a family again. He's got a fancy job, an apartment. A pool. What do I have? Suicidal thoughts and a drinking problem."
A little Shane doodle before I go on a 13 hour drive for vacation
Here Stardew Valley Shane enjoyers
Take your daily low effort meme
5/12 of stardew valley love interests drawn 🫶🏻
Chapter 17: burning for you, baby by sillybilly69 [Shane/Female Player] (Stardew Valley)
Chapter Word Count: 5396
Excerpt:
He doesn't think it's funny, drinks some more and steps closer, points a finger at you in a way that reminds you of so many other arguments you've had in this house. He pointed at you when he told you not to start with the intervention shit. Sam pointed at you, told you you made a fool of him. Shane points at you now and says, "Fuck you."
okay so I just read Tear You Apart at like 2 in the morning... first of all, as an Elliott girlie, I gotta say I REALLY love this scene: "Leah was distracted, attention captured, until Elliott cleared his throat next to her and her gaze snapped back to his." Like, lesbian Leah!! I love the way that Leah noticed Haley!! and gentleman Elliott!! Elliott not ogling Haley!! which honestly feels so good to me as a fangirl without a life who just wants to protect her silly beach man from people who say he's a creep lol. And also the friendship between Leah and Elliott there. I love it. but also... oh my goodness, the entire fanfic itself. it's just. I have no words for how good and how perfect it is. and how incredibly sexy it is with the right amount of emotion too. When I first read that description I honestly thought that Shane was going to be the dominant one but DANG, the way Haley had him under her control the entire time!! amazing just queen things!! and I also love how you included and wrote about Shane and his insecurities. Also, oh my goodness, the dynamic between Shane and Haley as well. The way they just bitched and talked shit about each other and yet hgdkhghslflajsjlallflkajlfflddngndgsmzn,mzn like. I honestly. I like this ship. I never thought of Shane X Haley before, but dang, now you got me thinking like what a good rare pair it is actually. I hope I worded everything right because I honestly get sooo scared about maybe what if I made a mistake in the way I worded things then my good intention would be nothing in the end because what if I turned out to be disrespectful or something Idk I always feel scared, so I apologize in advance if I made a mistake or worded something wrong :(( but yeah that's all, just wanted to say, You're a really great writer <3 fic also made me realize how much of a lovable man Shane is too, we all love a cute chubby man who don't take advantage of drunk girls <3
YAAAAAAAAY thank u so much for this!!! i love getting big chonky feedback/comments yum yum yum eating it up
i rly loved writing haley i want to do it more, i think she appeals to me for a lot of the same reasons shane does. flaws!!! using sex to cope with things!!! hahaha i have my tropes and im sticking to them
im glad u liked it i worked hard on it hehe
tear you apart by sillybilly69 [Shane/Haley]
Fandom: Stardew Valley
Pairing/s: Shane/Haley
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 11,121 (complete)
Summary:
Shane started tracing his lips down her collarbone. "You think you're better than me? With that dirty fuckin' mouth? I don't think so." His scruff grazed along her skin. Her chest rose and fell quickly beneath it. "Everyone thinks you're so perfect. Fuckin' Flower Queen. But you're not."
One time Shane and Haley don't have sex, and one time they do.
pls can someone motivate me to work on bfyb instead of writing shane into various dubcon situations
bullying works and is allowed
hi hello sailorjune from ao3 if u recognize me. i’m going nuts over BFYB and it’s been rolling around in my brain (specifically chapter 15) since it dropped. sometimes i’ll think about it and start hitting my pillow while huffing like some tumblr fake story protagonist from 2014. u have destroyed me emotionally while also having inspired me to write my own fic because toxic hookup shane/farmer is taking over my life. sorry if this is weird 😭😭 i don’t know how to talk to people. okay thanks bye <3
hiiii no ur not weird!! i love hearing about how i have emotionally devastated people LMFAO like it resonates with u? u connected with it? thats fricken sweet
keep the insanity coming
PRAYER CIRCLE FOR SHANE TO GET A HAPPY ENDING IN BFYB
(also im about to be even more annoying than i was before now that u have a tumblr and i can bother u outside of ao3 comments muahaha)
LMAO i love being bothered pls bother at your leisure <3
Chapter 16: burning for you, baby by sillybilly69 [Shane/Female Player] (Stardew Valley)
Chapter Word Count: 7519
Excerpt:
He kneels in front of you, runs a hand up your leg from ankle to thigh, and you bite your lip in anticipation, naked from the waist down save for your socks. When your eyes meet you thread your fingers into his hair, winded at the way he looks at you, still, like he wants to eat you alive. He pulls your leg over his shoulder, eyes dark as he stares between them but you hold his hair firm, resist, as he tries to move towards you. "What?" he asks. "...Wanna be my good boy?"
the next chapter of bfyb is so smutty
im shy
IM SO SHY
push you from my brain by sillybilly69 [Shane/Female Player]
Fandom: Stardew Valley
Pairing/s: Shane/Female Player, some Sam/Female Player for the plot lol
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 51,952 (complete)
Summary:
You watch him raise his beer to his lips, wipe his mouth with the back of his hand. He stares at the bar. "There's safety in being gentle," he says slowly. "Most people like being safe." Elliott. Sebastian. Harvey. All good guys. You enjoyed your time together. But you're still looking for someone to give it to you like you want. Fuck you hard, make you feel something. Shane isn't boyfriend material. He tells you to fuck off and you argue drunkenly. You don't know anything about him and he wants to keep it that way. But when he propositions you one night, you know instinctively that he's the man for the job. Two rules. Keep it casual, and don't try to fix him. (You break them both.)
i am deeply hurt, very deeply wounded. this was so good 😭😭 highly recommend if you wanna have a spicy crying night ✨
LMAO accurate review
Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed