holy fuckin grail!

i need to keep up a healthy regimen of mischief otherwise i'll die. cherry-pyro is my main

[tails-sanguineous]

the cursed blade compels you to grind against it between your legs

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a marvelous flying contraption... and then fuck her in it 😈🎩⚙️🧐

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[macabrevampire]

straight up i need to transform into a werewolf about this

[goddessactuality]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

I don't know what you're talking about, my heart pupils are actually a sign of my refinement and status.

[princessdraconic]

You taught the Girl with Pervert Potential the forbidden technique!

You informed the Girl with Pervert Potential that the forbidden technique is only to be used within the dojo.

The Girl with Pervert Potential is pondering this.

[princessdraconic]

The Pervert Martial Artist has performed the technique outside of the dojo!

The Pervert Martial Artist has performed the technique outside of the dojo!

The Pervert Martial Artist has performed the technique outside of the dojo!

The Pervert Martial Artist is blushing and moaning and sweating.

The Pervert Martial Artist has performed the technique outside of the dojo!

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[iamoutofideas]

fucking sick of my insolent subjects

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[missjoolee]

Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.😭

[andmaybegayer]

[soldier-of-death]

im only attracted to worthy opponents

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[nettlepit]

pissing each other off as foreplay

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

[wosp-reactivated]

the mcdonalds employee swiped my pet lizard off my shoulder and fried it up perfectly 5/5