holy fuckin grail!

i need to keep up a healthy regimen of mischief otherwise i'll die. cherry-pyro is my main

[peppermintbiotics]

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[milieumarch]

The funniest thing I've ever seen in a book is a fantasy series that had a love triangle and the two men's names were Brashen and Grag. Like yeah, I think Grag has a chance here.

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[yuriinullification]

topless mahjong is gonna be the next big thing

[easel-eisel]

are you mad that the villain identified me as the most impactful party member to mind control

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a marvelous flying contraption... and then fuck her in it 😈🎩⚙️🧐

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[macabrevampire]

straight up i need to transform into a werewolf about this

[goddessactuality]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

I don't know what you're talking about, my heart pupils are actually a sign of my refinement and status.

[princessdraconic]

You taught the Girl with Pervert Potential the forbidden technique!

You informed the Girl with Pervert Potential that the forbidden technique is only to be used within the dojo.

The Girl with Pervert Potential is pondering this.

[princessdraconic]

The Pervert Martial Artist has performed the technique outside of the dojo!

The Pervert Martial Artist has performed the technique outside of the dojo!

The Pervert Martial Artist has performed the technique outside of the dojo!

The Pervert Martial Artist is blushing and moaning and sweating.

The Pervert Martial Artist has performed the technique outside of the dojo!

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[iamoutofideas]

fucking sick of my insolent subjects

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder