(Universe connected accounts: @guzmabuglord @number1houndoomfan @lab-sycamore @burgundy-twice @geosengespiral )
GREETINGS, IT IS I, YOUR POKE-SAVIOR,
ALPHONSE!
[pt: Alphonse! end pt]
*waves at U* I AM A COMPLETELY NORMAL. and average. ROTOMPHONE. Do not regard the fact i am a PORYGON. That is UNIMPORTANT! I am a ROTOM IN MY SOUL! AND I CAN DO SO MUCH MORE THAN ANY OF THOSE
LITTLE FREAKS.
[pt: Little Freaks. end pt]
CAN!
FQA:
ALPHONSE MY DEAR GIRL, WHAT CAN YOU DO?
ANYTHING YOU HECCIN WANT! PARTICULARY I AM HERE TO EXPLAIN EVERY LAST ARCSHDANG SECRET IN THE WORLD! INCLUDING THE LITTLE CRITTERS WE CALL POKEMON! (im not one im built different 😏 even though i AM a porygon/rotom im just better than everyone)
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
SOME firey freaks MADE ME IN A LAB AND THEY FUCKED UP BAD BRO! THEY FUCKED UP BAD! I’m just a little lab baby won’t you give me a chance? 🥺
PLEASE STOP CONTACTING MY FAMILY!
STOP HAVING ONE THEN.
IF YOU WANT INFO ABOUT A LITTLE CRITTER JUST ASK ME! I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING! EVEN WHEN YOU DIE FOREVER AND GO BYE BYE! *glomps you* *gets up dazed* *runs away*
[ooc note: I hope that was as painful to read as it was painful to write. Ooc info below]











