f5-ing My Way Through Life

[gaywrites]

Fox canceled Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Twitter is rightfully angry. This show did wonders for thoughtful, authentic representation; I’m really sad to see it go. 

[amortizing]

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

Ernest Hemingway (via amortizing)

[sillydrunk]

I'm a remote worker and just figured out that we are off today. No one told me. I dragged my hungover half-dead ass to work today. Hahaha...kill me pls

[newyorkcityfeelings]

Radio City Music Hall by Noel YC @nyclovesnyc

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[sillydrunk]

That cleaning service did more cleaning than I’ve done today and (bonus) cute!

[historicaltimes]

Times Square 1954

via reddit

[rebathecompleteseriesdvdboxset]

reba trying to say ice

[southerngent1227-deactivated201]

The struggle of a southern accent!!!

[asseaterclarke]

what’s wrong with chewing ass?

[beside]

[weavemama]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

[zephyrzeitgeist]

…dude.

[nemfrog]

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

[boingoalive1988]

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

[sketchmagetch]

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

[egirlbutternubs]

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[suntbone]

These kids are savage

[shadow-of-a-whisper]

I read her the instructions

[v171]

some of yall need to like…. keep shit to yourself sometimes. We don’t need to know All That. 

[sillydrunk]

For example: my likes here.

[brunopixels]

[bob-belcher]

[just-shower-thoughts]

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

[meechimakaveli]

….. This legit just humbled me

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

“parkour"  I say as I roll to the other side of the bed