Running From A Musky Bird

Kyle, 26, Seattle. Guess we’re back here again? IG: didkylejust Twitter: DidKyleJust

[didkylejust]

Tids

[didkylejust]

[mr-deep-downer]

hey don’t do that

[letsallgotothelobby]

It’s that time again~

[hp-up]

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from an even bigger ass

[duhthomass-deactivated20221231]

Port-A-Selfie 🚽

[kiwi]

[kiwi]

he figured it out btw he just prefers biting

[didkylejust]

Ramen time

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[random-shit-writing]

this crinkled tissue??

[parksrway]

YES!!!!!!!!!!

[natalieironside]

Tips for new Tumblr users:

* Liking posts is a good way to bookmark them to find later

* Do not reblog anything between the hours of midnight and dawn or you might summon the Beast

* You can use your queue to post on a schedule even when you're offline, which is very handy

* Every year on the anniversary of Dashcon staff will pick one user at random and kill them

* You can use simple HTML to put clickable links in your bio

* If you die on Tumblr, you die in real life

[charaah]

What’s the beast?

[natalieironside]

Just your typical beast. Seven horns, seven heads, seven crowns, comes out of the sea, etc and so forth

[valpalgalpal]

[didkylejust]

Good morning from my tits

[everythingfox]

Baby otter first time in the water

[blackpyrefly]

kity

[mite75]

[bibbity-bobbity-booyouwhore-dea]

[elizabethmarten]

when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

[samaelschain]

The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂 @skillzyo

[allisonpregler]

this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show

[jadedownthedrain]

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

“we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button”

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it’s made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[gaycism]