Gay & Silly

Z I they/them I kind of a messy diary I I post everything that doesn't find it's place in my other blogs I sometimes silly, sometimes less

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

[sicknastyjr]

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

[anik]

i love this guy

[kattigans]

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

[amazoogle]

Hi I don’t remember following you did you change your url or icon recently

no, but sometimes i do purchase large corpuses of leaked user & password data from darknet marketplaces. if you re-used the same email/pass combo here as you did on any other website that may have been breached, that's probably what allowed me to log in as you and follow myself. thanks for the question

[dogpuppy]

[swissarmymanbf]

good music should beat the shit out of you

[birdingbutch]

babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[dustorange]

[rozieramati]

[paintedstitches]

Self portrait

[micromontage]

We have so little time

[starjasmines]

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

[corbinforester]

Madonna almost seventy years old and still has beef with her dad real as fuck

[mothcub]

She can smell it.

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[softservewidow]

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]