Slopper

Sloppin’ since October 13th, 2005. Live, Laugh, Slop. Makin’ it sloppy since ‘05. Yeah.

[sillyharlot]

[sillyharlot]

Guy came into my burrito store and gave this to my boss and said he owned the store. My boss is the owner.

Slop fans what was this guy doing

[sillyharlot]

Fuck my stupid non-dutch life

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sillyman-justgoofy]

got a fucking hyperdrive accelerator going

[sillyharlot]

My bus driver, whom drives me to college, was talking to a lady about how artists sell their soul to the devil to be good. Like Lil Nas X.

He went on to later say that maybe schizophrenic hallucinations of demons were a glimpse into the real world and that we were blinded

[sillyharlot]

My government trusts me with firearms 👍

[ghostwasherelol]

I'm so tired yet I NEED to run around or I will EXPLODE!!!!!!

[sillyharlot]

What are gay people sports what do they do

[ovur]

[sillyharlot]

Idk if I did that last one right. It’s a whole different culture on here I am so afraid of being wrong

[france-unofficial]

what do you call these things

[howdyfriend]

I fear for what I may have unleashed onto tumblr

[sillyharlot]

Fuck you hoe

[momoya-wurst]

would you share a toothbrush with your (hypothetical) romantic partner/qpr?

i would enjoy this more than having separate toothbrushes

i guess its fine if its convenient

no. would rather not brush my teeth

only if I HAD TO (no other way to brush your teeth)

i would never have a romantic partner or qpr/show results

Voting ended onApr 9, 2024

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[sillyharlot]

I kiss my boyfriend on and in the mouth this is so silly

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

bro I just took an am I gay quiz and got fucking homophobic

[sillyharlot]

Fine, I’ll hop on the bandwagon

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