[mom-overtheedge]

✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼

[stonerparty]

[calellon]

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"snakes were cursed to crawl on their bellies and eat dust because of original sin" excuse you snakes get to spend their entire lives rolling around on their bellies and curling up into a GIANT COMFORTABLE BALL, luxuriating in the warm sand, and occasionally unhinging their jaws for the joy of swallowing enormous and delicious meals whole, before going back to sleep in the hot sun, and I am expected to believe this is somehow a curse?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"your days are numbered" yes that is quite literally how the calendar system works

[nixcraft]

[stonerparty]

spiceandsativa

[libraford]

Paul Hollywood: you're going to make a cake... that's sweetcorn flavor?

Everyone in the American Midwest watching from home, ready to throw down on behalf of corn: DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT

[animentality]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I am trying to be extra Not Patriotic today out of disrespect to the Queen so right now I am attempting an American grilled cheese sandwich instead of a British toastie

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Result: why are you all lying about grills, you fry the damn thing

However it is very good. Exactly like a toastie, but not sealed around the edges. Pros: when I bit into it I did not instantly incinerate my tongue in the boiling steam trapped within the molten pocket of the toastie. Cons: the filling was able to leak out a bit and burn my fingers.

Pros (related): I no longer have fingerprints and can now commit Crime

In conclusion I give it 9/10, thank you America

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I dunno I'm Welsh like... a normal amount

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I... I dunno I'm Welsh, I ate it at a normal speed?? There was cheese, I blacked out and woke up with no fingerprints

A normal speed

[thepioden]

If you wanna get REALLY American, you can make a Cheese Frenchee, in which you make a normal cheese sandwich, cut it into 4 triangles, and then batter it, coat it in breadcrumbs, and deep fry it.

[stonerparty]

artby_mozart

[itsthegreenstuff]

[emotionalwords]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

me as a therapist

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask

[suspend]

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

[unaverage-confessions]

When I push myself too hard and my illness gets worse

my whole body is just like:

[sillyserpent666]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO EVERYDAY