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[sillysitic]

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hi this is my horny sideblog. we get a bit silly here. theres sometimes untagged gore and noncon and necrophilia and whatnot. 18+ only have fun 👍

[sillysitic]

pintrest is a fundamentally good website bc it is a place for lots of old ladies to post pictures of their fat old husbands sitting in recliners with their feet out

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

red-blooded cornfed salt-of-the-earth type guy develops psychosexual fascination with the sinkhole that opened like the gaping maw of a vengeful god and swallowed the Bradenton k-mart down to its dark, cold prison of stone

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

he wakes up, drenched in freezing sweat, from a dream that eludes his desperate desire and fades. alone in the cold light of morning, erection hot and throbbing, all he can remember is limestone dust floating ghostly through the beam of a dying flashlight

[nookthatstinksgood]

piggy for your thoughts

[spitehound-unltd]

taking foot pics will make u realize u need to sweep more

[spitehound-unltd]

none of u asked But

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[sillysitic]

not reblogging the post due to peace in my heart but I WANR 4 PAGES OF THE MAN TRYING TO GET IT UP!!!!!

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

i need 2 be feminized

[pinterestinfluencer]

not enough scenes in books where characters kill someone and throw up afterwards. like something has to be done

[sillysitic]

whatever spent the past several days in some gay as fuck trenches thinking about a knight who tries to take on some sort of Creature and fails and it gets him pregnant and keeps him and starts taking care of him and hes like well i cant go back to my Knight Order pregnant as fuck so over the course of several months of living in this cave or whatever he's getting fed well and having all his needs catered to and hes getting Rounder and fatter and starts lactating and shit and hes like well this isn't so bad. and then he gives birth to the like 3 pups hes been incubating and is like well i cant leave now ive got freaking. bapies. and he names them even though the Creature doesnt use human language (it can sort of understand meanings after a while with the knight but it cant talk and heavily relies on like scent/body language/tone etc) and they have his eyes. and they grow and love him and he loves them and he loves the creature who also loves him. and they are happy and soon the pups r big enough (too soon they grow up so fast💔) (its like 3 years tops fr tho they grow and split theyre big and have large territories) and leave home and he has an #emptynestsyndrome induced breakdown magnified by the fact that being this creatures mate to raise its children rather abruptly became his Whole Life and what is he supposed to do now. be a knight again??? so he stays for a few more months trying to adapt before finally being like fuck i want to try to be a person again and they bid loving tearful farewells (the Creature understands its very long lived and has said a lot of goodbyes) and he returns to the kingdom like . hiii so im not dead dont worry about where ive been and is welcomed back but he Misses his mate and sometimes just dips to return to it for a bit. and hes got a knight captain or whatever (all knight lore is based on whatever was most convenient for the story when i was thinking about this at work with no access 2 factcheck also idc that much) but the knight captain who well theres more to this that im leaving out for simplicitys sake but hes like Aware of the situation due to an Incident and sort of covers for him and its fine for a while and then theres another Incident and the creature ends up like having to very visibly save someone and is also injured and the knight is like to the ruler or whatever I know we slay #monsters here as a rule but you Must pardon my noble beast. see how it has helped? it listens to me don't even worry it's like my pet or something (lying bc that is more acceptable than We Are Lovers to people who don't think thats #monsters have intelligence or interiority) and the rulers like sure yeah whatever your noble beast can hang i guess so now it like hangs out sometimes and sleeps in the barn or whatever and the knight goes in to sleep with it (not sex style though they also do that but less often and usually when theyre in the Wilderness) but gay style and sometimes the knight captain checks in on him and theyre all curled up together and it's cute. it's cute. and hes like well this is weird but this guys my #bestie and is clearly both of sound mind and very happy and this Creature is clearly intelligent and understands what's going on here. so its okay i guess #ally and some other knights r like damn u notice how he treats that thing like his wife... weirdo.... and sometimes i play with like putting a gay little overly perceptive squire in there who figures it out and is like 😳 so how does it even work just curious.... but anyways eventually the knight grows older and is like okay by im retiring to the woods and is literally never heard from again and lives out his days happily and dies peacefully in his sleep being held by something that loves him so much. thats it thank you

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Do y'all think this lip color is okay?

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

Hi let's all play "pay attention to me"

[sunbeetle]

[overestimating the average persons exposure to symbolic sexual dynamics] spiders and mantises eating their partners is overplayed everyone needs to sexualise parasitoid wasps next

[misericordiia]

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints

[weirdw00d]

It's me! A big belly clown at your circus service 🤡🎪😇

[buggirl-ovipositor]

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[sillysitic]

currently obsessed w thinking abt a researcher of some sort who does a lot of physically intensive field work (surveying, scuba, hiking whatever) and then gets injured/old enough that they retire to academia and get soooo fat

[stabbycat]

we should call edging savescumming. due to it saves cumming for later. reblog.

[annelidist]

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