✧ THE VAMPIRE DIARIES PROMPTS ! ( PART I . )
* A MIXTURE OF TVD S1 - S2 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .
‘ You left that girl alive tonight. That was very careless of you.. ‘
‘ I promised you an eternity of misery, so I’m just keeping my word.. ‘
‘ But wherever you go, people die.. ‘
‘ I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun. ‘
‘ Are these bites going to turn me into a vampire? ‘
‘ I like being the eternal stud. ‘
‘ You have a lot more insults in you, I can tell. ‘
‘ Everything you know, and every belief that you have, is about to change. ‘
‘ I’m getting really bored and really impatient, and I don’t do bored and impatient. ‘
‘ How many more animal attacks is this town gonna believe, huh? ‘
‘ I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless, and overrated. ‘
‘ Tip for later - be careful who you invite in the house. ‘
‘ I promise I will keep your secret, but…I can’t be with you. ‘
‘ It’s so not what you’re craving, but it’ll do in a pinch. ‘
‘ Our values and our actions, they define who we are. ‘
‘ How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you’ve done? ‘
‘ This daylight thing is a bitch! I need more blood! ‘
‘ Well, your life was pathetic; your afterlife doesn’t have to be. ‘
‘ You confuse me for someone with remorse.. ‘
‘ Why does everybody have to die on me? ‘
‘ Uh, have you met you? You’re not a nice person. ‘
‘ After a century, I finally realized death means nothing without you. ‘
‘ I couldn’t miss your hundredth and…whatever birthday. ‘
‘ You saved my life - I’m sparing yours. We’re even. ‘
‘ It’s not like the welcome wagon was waiting with a bunk cake and a handbook. ‘
‘ You promise not to do that mind-control-thing with me? ‘
‘ Vampires can’t procreate. But we love to try. ‘
‘ It’s not like we all hang out at the ‘vamp bar and grill’. ‘
‘ You know…you were there in the road, all ‘damsel in distress’-like. ‘
‘ You just found out that your boyfriend is a vampire. ‘
‘ Now you remember that. Because it’s never happening again. ‘
‘ If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it. ‘
‘ What if your blood hasn’t passed out of her system?! ‘
‘ You went in there not knowing if you could come back out? ‘
‘ Is that a vampire thing? ‘Cause I read vampires don’t like running water. ‘
‘ First rule about vampires: don’t believe anything you read. ‘
‘ So you want a pity turn? I don’t think so. ‘
‘ You should turn me ‘cause I don’t have anything else. ’
‘ Teacher by day, vampire hunter by night. ‘
‘ Can you just not joke around for two seconds? ‘
‘ We’ll just add it to the growing list of how everything’s falling apart. ‘
‘ Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend. ‘
‘ You know this vampire problem is real, right? It’s a potential bloodbath. ‘
‘ Do you wanna hear the bad news, or the really bad news? ‘
‘ I wanted to feed on him, and it took everything inside of me not to do it. ‘
‘ I have this hunger inside of me that I’ve never… I’ve never felt before in my entire life ‘
‘ Does that mean you’re okay, now, with all the cravings? ‘
‘ You were playing house with half of a tomb of really pissed-off vampires.. ‘
‘ I’m talking about the fact that you’re a closet blood junkie. ‘
‘ There’s that switch - sometimes it goes off and you snap… ‘
‘ If you’re just gonna mock me, could you move along, please? ‘
‘ He has a fridge, full of stolen blood bank contraband, in the house. ‘
‘ Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but he’s spent all this time fighting it. ‘
‘ I wanted to drain every ounce of blood from that girl’s body. ‘
‘ I like being a living dead person. ‘
‘ So either kill me or compel me, because I don’t believe it. ‘
‘ I’m a vampire. What’s your excuse? ‘
‘ Come on, don’t pout about it. We got a body to bury. ‘
‘ Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look? ‘
‘ What do you know about werewolves? ‘
‘ You knew that they were going to burn the vampires in the church? ‘
‘ So, can you like do a hocus-pocus to ace a test? ‘
‘ That werewolf road leads straight to vampire boulevard! ‘
‘ It must be painful to desiccate and mummify. I can’t even imagine. ‘
‘ Torture me, keep me captive, drain me of blood until my body turns to dust. ‘
‘ We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time. ‘
‘ You know, if you wanna see me naked all you have to do is ask. ‘
‘ What is up with that family? They’re not vampires, what the hell are they? ‘
‘ I’m just happy that’s a, uh– a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner. ‘
‘ At least if you’re a vampire, you don’t have to feel bad about it if you don’t want to. ‘