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caroline || portugal

[attaches]

[everythingfox]

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

[kittensnax]

Ancient catboys

Or, nyanderthals if you will,

[mmm-whatcha-saint]

I most certainly will not.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[kaijuno]

Fair point

[studentlifeproblems]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[so-doggone-funny]

gotta keep em on their toes

[gnczhanna]

Urgent!!!

[bootygravity]

Hmm!!!? Are thooosss!!!? THUMBS

[castielpoopsarchive-blog]

there is a bird with a mustache

[dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704]

i dont know how to deal with this information

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[goodatyugioh]

sometimes my cat won’t eat her dinner so i thought i was tricking her into eating by putting a few treats on it but she’s actually tricked me into feeding her treats and i want a stupider cat

[amodevotee]

Literally what I said to the woman at the shelter. I want the dumbest cat you have

Look at him, he’s got no brain cells. You can hear the elevator music playing in his empty skull. I love him

[goodatyugioh]

you look into this animals eyes and you can tell absolutely nothing is going on in there i am so happy for you

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ao3commentoftheday]

No matter how much you plan and plot and research and prepare, you’ll never actually feel ready, so you might as well just jump right in and do the thing.

[ao3commentoftheday]

upon rereading this, I feel like I should specify that I was talking about writing and not murder

[jamesroach]

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

[apathy-e-deactivated20170828]

[smokingmoss]

Not anime related I’m sorry but every day I keep this inside of me I pass away but there was an empty parking spot in our front lot that just said ‘No’ for the longest time and that was funny enough but about two weeks ago a new addition was made and I almost shit myself laughing in the parking lot so I felt the need to share

[bromar-deactivated20130912]

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG