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@silvercubegirl
Intro 🩶
Hi there! I’m Silver!
Guest Relations Manager at Hotel OJ
She/her
Panromantic Demisexual
Dating a certain gold man… (@thatgoldenjock )
Whatever you need, I’ll take care of it!
Admin @silvapup
Object show OC
Asks:
Please be respectful
II ask blogs are free to interact (act as if Silver is a canon character)
No NSFW please
DNI NSFW blogs, p3dos, z00philes, etc.
Gijinka (below cut) is Indian, so please don’t be racist
Hey Cubey, what’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!!
[ Insert Laugh Track.MP4 ]
Man I’m so funny 🥹
— ( @xxc0m3dy )
Bravo! Bravo! I should get you a standup gig at the hotel!
Your jokes are really knocking it out of the park!
gives u this cuz im kind generous caring and very nice of the nicest people too exist
Nomnomnom
Mmmm… so good.
Finally, you made yourself useful.
Trophy, you have a little something on your face…
*points to ice cream stain*
What? Oh god, that’s embarrassing.
Stand still, honey. Let me wipe it off.
Fine, but don’t go around calling me honey.
*blushing slightly* Is it gone?
Almost… let me just…
*licks her finger and rubs off the stain* There you go!
gives u this cuz im kind generous caring and very nice of the nicest people too exist
Nomnomnom
Mmmm… so good.
Finally, you made yourself useful.
Trophy, you have a little something on your face…
*points to ice cream stain*
What? Oh god, that’s embarrassing.
Stand still, honey. Let me wipe it off.
gives u this cuz im kind generous caring and very nice of the nicest people too exist
Nomnomnom
Mmmm… so good.
Finally, you made yourself useful.
Trophy, you have a little something on your face…
*points to ice cream stain*
Hello, Comedy, my good friend!
Do you have any jokes in store for me?
- @silvercubegirl
Cubey!! Of course I always have a couple jokes to tell for a dear friend!
Ahem- here’s one, so I gave my handy man a to do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3 and 5. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Snrk-heheh… that’s one of my favourites.
Pfft- hahaha! That’s a good one!
*wipes a tear away*
Got any more?
Wow… that’s the first time someone’s asked me to tell MORE jokes 🥹
Your “friend” usually just boos at me… or calls them shitty but clearly I just hadn’t met people with refined tastes. Oh wait- I’m getting carried away, jokes, yes.
Why does it take a pirate a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
Hahaha! Good one, Comedy!
How are you coming up with these jokes?
Hello, Comedy, my good friend!
Do you have any jokes in store for me?
- @silvercubegirl
Cubey!! Of course I always have a couple jokes to tell for a dear friend!
Ahem- here’s one, so I gave my handy man a to do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3 and 5. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
Snrk-heheh… that’s one of my favourites.
Pfft- hahaha! That’s a good one!
*wipes a tear away*
Got any more?
I'm high as balls I red your name as slutty instead of salty
Sorra
Augh, I’m not a slut!!! How could you confuse “salty” with that out of all words???? Maybe I should dress as a slutty nurse that would be totally cool and good for business…
Promiscuity is nothing to be ashamed of, Salt!
Also you should dress up as a slutty nurse and I’ll dress up in a maid outfit
I know but it just feels, like, degrading. Omg that would totes be perfect!
It’s only degrading if you think it is.
Hehehe! I know, right? I’ll have a chance to catch Trophy totally off guard!
I'm high as balls I red your name as slutty instead of salty
Sorra
Augh, I’m not a slut!!! How could you confuse “salty” with that out of all words???? Maybe I should dress as a slutty nurse that would be totally cool and good for business…
Promiscuity is nothing to be ashamed of, Salt!
Also you should dress up as a slutty nurse and I’ll dress up in a maid outfit
Trophy’s a Dere, a Tsun-TsunDere!
Just saying "hi" gets me a punch in the face…
And if I should compliment him, he starts to chase!!/lyr
— ( @xxc0m3dy )
I’M NOT A TSUNDERE!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?
Oh no, the wild cat found my hiding place! /lyr
Stupid octopus!
… So, how am I an octopus?
How am I a cat?
Because cats are cute!
Trophy’s a Dere, a Tsun-TsunDere!
Just saying "hi" gets me a punch in the face…
And if I should compliment him, he starts to chase!!/lyr
— ( @xxc0m3dy )
I’M NOT A TSUNDERE!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?
Oh no, the wild cat found my hiding place! /lyr
Stupid octopus!
… So, how am I an octopus?
Trophy’s a Dere, a Tsun-TsunDere!
Just saying "hi" gets me a punch in the face…
And if I should compliment him, he starts to chase!!/lyr
— ( @xxc0m3dy )
I’M NOT A TSUNDERE!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT?
Oh no, the wild cat found my hiding place! /lyr
Are u a Tungsten Cube
Ehh… Tungsten and Silver are practically the same thing (ooc: no they aren’t)
Nope! I’m 100% silver!
I’m just polished.
you are creepy as hell nut gonna lie
Me? Creepy?
Quite frankly, I’m offended.
Why do you deem me creepy, anon?
Is there anything I can do to make you feel more comfortable around me?
Genuinely hoping and praying on your downfall right now after what you just said to me. I’m not a cornball, Twinkie pie. >:C
— ( @xxc0m3dy )
TWINKIE PIE?
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK-
*lunges forward*
Aha- woah-! Jeez goldilocks, I’m just making a joke, no need to get all heated over it! Plus, I am no liar. If the shoe fits, the shoe fits!
(… please don’t hit me—)
Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry about him! *holds Trophy back* Take some deep breaths, okay, sweetie?
Deep breaths my ass.
*takes deep breaths anyway*
There, there…
Calm down, honey bun.
*hugs Trophy and pats his back*
Genuinely hoping and praying on your downfall right now after what you just said to me. I’m not a cornball, Twinkie pie. >:C
— ( @xxc0m3dy )
TWINKIE PIE?
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK-
*lunges forward*
Aha- woah-! Jeez goldilocks, I’m just making a joke, no need to get all heated over it! Plus, I am no liar. If the shoe fits, the shoe fits!
(… please don’t hit me—)
Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry about him! *holds Trophy back* Take some deep breaths, okay, sweetie?
Hey… I really liked our first date. You think we can go out again some time soon?
-@thatgoldenjock
Awww, of course, Trophy! I never thought you would ask!
I might let you stay in my room…
but that’s only if the date goes good!
I think you mean well. Good and well are different 😊
Whatever, grammar nerd. You know what I mean.
See you tonight! I hope…
*pecks Trophy on the cheek and runs off*
