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Helloooo!! Welcome to my OSC RP blog!! Yaaaay ANY/ALL (OOC: SHE/IT) Enjoy your stay <3

[xxc0m3dy]

WELCOME!!!

Hiii! I’m Comedy, the funniest card around the OSC….!

This is pretty much an RP account, but also so I can be more active within the OSC

PLS BE AWARE — THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THIS ACCOUNT IS A MINOR!!!!

Tag meanings:

C0m3dyInteractz —> Used specifically to show I’m in character (the IC thing normally doesn’t apply to other tags unless it’s also used with this!)

C0m3dyzArtStuffz —> I’m not much of a drawer, but this is just incase because I have made art before

C0m3dyzReblogz —> For when I reblog things, pretty self explanatory!

C0m3dyYapz —> Random side tangents, you’ll see this one a lot

Basic DNI - Weirdos, bigotry, homophobia, transphobia, racism, that stuffs, I’m just here to chill and have fun, no need for all the hate.

I hope we can all have fun here! Bye byeee!!

[xxc0m3dy]

Hmm. Im….in another universe now…? Odd. Oh, i know you. The joke guy, right…?

@three-full-moons

(WOW! There’s art this one time for some reason)

Yup. Thats me! You’re Three right? One of those algebralien? Never thought I’d need one in the flesh I can hardly even believe it! Heheh… heh

… another universe? That’s… a funny coincidence…

[thatgoldenjock]

Hiii Goldi! I’m assuming you know what time it is

Joke time, yaaaay!

Where do rainbows go when they’ve been bad? To PRISM to REFLECT on what they’ve done…!

— ( @xxc0m3dy )

Why do you keep telling me these shitty jokes?

I don’t want to hear them!

[xxc0m3dy]

Oh booo! You’re still no fun! At least Silver likes my jokes…

Guess I just have to save my jokes for people with refined tastes.

[xxc0m3dy]

Hello, Comedy, my good friend!

Do you have any jokes in store for me?

- @silvercubegirl

Cubey!! Of course I always have a couple jokes to tell for a dear friend!

Ahem- here’s one, so I gave my handy man a to do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3 and 5. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

Snrk-heheh… that’s one of my favourites.

[silvercubegirl]

Pfft- hahaha! That’s a good one!

*wipes a tear away*

Got any more?

[xxc0m3dy]

Wow… that’s the first time someone’s asked me to tell MORE jokes 🥹

Your “friend” usually just boos at me… or calls them shitty but clearly I just hadn’t met people with refined tastes. Oh wait- I’m getting carried away, jokes, yes.

Why does it take a pirate a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

[silvercubegirl]

Hahaha! Good one, Comedy!

How are you coming up with these jokes?

[xxc0m3dy]

Simple! Inspiration, I usually look stuff up online, or I take inspiration from other people, like Cheesy, that guy’s hilarious! I also own a few joke books, though.

[xxc0m3dy]

Hello, Comedy, my good friend!

Do you have any jokes in store for me?

- @silvercubegirl

Cubey!! Of course I always have a couple jokes to tell for a dear friend!

Ahem- here’s one, so I gave my handy man a to do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3 and 5. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

Snrk-heheh… that’s one of my favourites.

[silvercubegirl]

Pfft- hahaha! That’s a good one!

*wipes a tear away*

Got any more?

[xxc0m3dy]

Wow… that’s the first time someone’s asked me to tell MORE jokes 🥹

Your “friend” usually just boos at me… or calls them shitty but clearly I just hadn’t met people with refined tastes. Oh wait- I’m getting carried away, jokes, yes.

Why does it take a pirate a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!

[xxc0m3dy]

Hello, Comedy, my good friend!

Do you have any jokes in store for me?

- @silvercubegirl

Cubey!! Of course I always have a couple jokes to tell for a dear friend!

Ahem- here’s one, so I gave my handy man a to do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3 and 5. Turns out, he only does odd jobs.

Snrk-heheh… that’s one of my favourites.

[xxc0m3dy]

Man, I just went to Reality Restaurant and I don’t even have a pun to make about this genuinely what was that.

The drink was warm and the salad was hot.

The salad… was hot. What the hell are the chefs doing back there they just scream and drop stuff it was horrible.

0/10, whoever made my salad, I’ll find you

[thatgoldenjock]

Hey! I tried my best!

It’s just that Tea Kettle was breathing down my neck!

[xxc0m3dy]

Ugh, I should’ve known it was you! Because who else can make ice water taste like lukewarm tap water???

My many, many insults to the chef, I should’ve snuck into the kitchen at that hotel in Goiky instead. Get better Goldi

[salty-doctor]

Hi Salt!! I you be able to do one teensy tiny favour for me? I kinda need someone to deliver this card to Jack, the guy who broke his leg jumping off that roof like a moron, in the hospital, and you’re sorta the gal keeping the place running right now soo… mind delivering this?

[ ‘ Dear Jack.

I heard you broke your leg, it’s been the best thing since sliced bread.

I hope it heals crooked. Get well never.

Lots of love, Comedy. ‘ ]

Thanks a million, Salt, you’re the greatest!!

— ( @xxc0m3dy )

Oooh, messy! Of course I’ll deliver this to Jack. And you are…?

[xxc0m3dy]

Call me Comedy, it’s a pleasure to meet you, doctor…

And please tell me how he reacts, just imagine him reading it cracks me up!

[thatgoldenjock]

"Cornball" "Twinkie pie" DAMN ARE YALL THAT HUNGRY

Hungry for what?

@xxc0m3dy

[xxc0m3dy]

I can’t tell if this has the implications I want to cannibalise Goldi or not, the answer to your question though? Nahhh, not that hungry, corn puts a bad taste in my mouth nowadays and I’ve never had a twinkie before.

But I HAVE always wondered if Trophy’s head could work like a bowl, and I could eat like- cereal or noodles out of it…

…. Trophy can I ask a favour??? 🥹

[xxc0m3dy]

Man, I just went to Reality Restaurant and I don’t even have a pun to make about this genuinely what was that.

The drink was warm and the salad was hot.

The salad… was hot. What the hell are the chefs doing back there they just scream and drop stuff it was horrible.

0/10, whoever made my salad, I’ll find you

[xxc0m3dy]

❄️.

hi there !

why’d the chicken cross the road? to go to the divorce attorney with his wife to go visit his awesome best friend !

.🧊

Pfft- tahaha! Nice one- wait what was that other part…

AHEm- wait let me tell one!! You’re the guy always telling Goldi those jokes right? You’re hilarious- let me think…

Oh here’s one! How was Rome split in two? With a pair of ceasars!!

Finally someone who understands the art of comedy 🥹

[thatgoldenjock]

Genuinely hoping and praying on your downfall right now after what you just said to me. I’m not a cornball, Twinkie pie. >:C

— ( @xxc0m3dy )

TWINKIE PIE?

YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK-

*lunges forward*

[xxc0m3dy]

Aha- woah-! Jeez goldilocks, I’m just making a joke, no need to get all heated over it! Plus, I am no liar. If the shoe fits, the shoe fits!

(… please don’t hit me—)

[silvapup]

Inanimate Insanity dogs, anyone?

A few of my close friends/moots asked me to make Inanimate Insanity characters into dogs since I was already making BFDI characters dogs. So… here’s some of the S1 cast.

[theunrhymablerhymes]

Coiny and Nickel body swap episode but they can't get found out. it can be considered torture porn because Nickel can't say goofy goose things for the whole episode

[xxc0m3dy]

Hey guys, gonna start yumehating now, Jack (Inanimate Insanity) is actually my fictional enemy, hypersharing, let’s all hold hands and beat up Jack together <3

(Btw, this is an in character joke, Ms.Blogger does not hate Jack, she finds him to be quite the funny little critter)

[thatgoldenjock]

Ok, Troph, bare with me here.

So, HYPOTHETICALLY, if we melted you into a golden bar… going under the impression you’re real gold HOW much money could we make?

Please don’t ask, it’s very important!

— (@xxc0m3dy )

Uhhh… 24K? Doesn’t mean you should melt me into a gold bar!

[xxc0m3dy]

Okay but like… 24K is 24K… you might have to take one for the team.

[pillow-bfdi-rp]

Hello again Pillooow!

[ They lightly pat her on the head as a greeting ]

Any new research recently? I’ve been bored to tears lately so I’d love to hear what you’ve been up to!

— ( @xxc0m3dy )

Well I’ve learned that some people

Cough cough Book

Don’t like to be drowned

[xxc0m3dy]

Snrk- tcheheh… well, no, Pillow, most people don’t like being drowned, I sure don’t, gets me all soggy, have you ever been hung up to dry?

[ They almost seemed to shudder at the thought, their face shifting to a sour expression for a moment ]

It’s humiliating…

Why were you trying to drown Book anyways? Still tryna see how long your team members can hold their breaths?