Madison

Upsettingly chill

[persimnon]

HELP

[uncoolmathgames-deactivated2024]

[knifekris]

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

[knifekris]

baby boy!

[phcking-detective]

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[neuroticpantomime]

No one is allowed to use the word “postmodernism” because none of you know what it fucking means

[wolfofansbach]

post modernism is when I don’t like stuff

[neuroticpantomime]

This guy’s got the right idea

[rslashrats]

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

[skelefolk]

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had fandom bathrooms

[rslashrats]

[riovidalll]

thought this would be useful information for the people of tumblr dot com

[wolg-fang]

This would be so helpful if I could actually read

[villiago-deactivated20141112]

[alexandragrace]

Is this Untitled Goose Game?

[studentlifeproblems]

[jolieing]

[thatiskarma]

What is going on here

[brucebocchi]

The Shining, But Cold

[agoutirex]

cranberry sauce

[lbrc27-blog]

[exceptionalcelestial]

guys imagine for a second a monster-of-the-week style tv show with the cast of queer eye where they like . just drive around the country hunting monsters. i don’t have a punchline to this but just like, imagine with me.

[exceptionalcelestial]

Karamo: *driving* So what kind of fierce creature are we going after this week?

Bobby: *reading from the dossier* This week we have a classic ghost sighting!

Antoni: Oh, I love a good ghost story. 

Jonathan: A ghost? Oooh I have chills, hold me, Tanny!

Tan: *embraces Jonathan* So tell us about the ghost?

Bobby: This ghost has been nominated by several students who believe their school to be haunted by a female spirit! Legend says that she died on the premises in unknown circumstances.

Tan: Ooh, a mystery woman!

Karamo: She must be sticking around for a reason, and I’m excited to help her find what that is so she can move on to the next phase of her life. Or afterlife!

Antoni: Yeah, a ghost story is something that can be so personal.

The fab 5: *in unison* Let’s get this ghost, boo!

[meanplastic]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’m trying a new thing called activities

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

“activities” is where you do different things like play an instrument or plant a garden

[flashfuneral]

tell me more

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i’ve said too much already

[protect-and-love-animals]

The reason why I can't finish my assignment on time

[knitmeapony]

That last picture looks like a mug shot and I just want everyone to know that this cat is innocent and did nothing wrong.

[littletantrums]

[pakchoys]

listen.... anyone wanna get lost in the woods with me....? meet a talking bluebird? wander through a few pumpkin patches......? maybe idk 😳 uh 😳😳 take a ferry ride down a river while a band of frogs serenade us? its ok u can say no