[silvermalec]

"what is grief, if not love perservering?"

[doomedvoyages]

that part in lady bird when she asks her mom if she likes her and her mom says "of course I love you" and she says "yeah but do you like me" and her mom just looks at her and then says "i....just want you to be the best version of yourself that you can be" and lady bird says "what if this is the best version of myself?" And her mom just Looks at her like.....that went all too hard

[yungbara]

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

[i-raised-you-danker-than-this]

well have i got some news for you

[butternaan]

lucas: so you can already see yourself with another girl?

eliott:

[egdramaqueen]

Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox

Me:

[starcades]

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

[lezbi0nic]

Okay but you know what, I’m here for the stereotypical bisexuals. If you’re bi and you love sex, I support you. If you’re bi and you like threesomes, I support you. If you’re bi and you’re polyam, I support you. If you’re bi and you like partying, I support you. If you’re bi and prefer one gender over another, I support you. If you’re bi and you are confused, I fucking support you. If you didn’t realize you were bi until you had a drunk makeout session, I support you.

It’s funny (and by funny, I mean disgusting) to see people make “Bisexuals are beautiful and valid uwu” posts one minute, then turn around and belittle or ignore those who don’t fit their very personal (and restrained) definition. Your allyship means nothing if you only support the bisexuals you like. There is no such thing as a good bi or a bad bi (just good people who happen to be bi and bad people who happen to be bi). How we choose to explore and enjoy our sexuality is none of your damn concern.

[clareyfray]

can you leave your favourite disney princess, hogwarts house and your starsign please?

[silvermalec]

belle, hufflepuff and pisces

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

[calcifys]

girls who used dress up games as an escape mechanism to feel pretty and good about themselves because they were made to feel ugly and unattractive growing up club

[edsbev]

steve doesnt realise billy possessed but doesnt question the fact that everyones trying to kill him bc he just figures theyre tired of billy being a piece of shit

[edsbev]

will, quietly in fear: billy…hes a monster

steve: ya i know dude lol i was there when he tried to beat up lucas like 6 months ago

[edsbev]

el, gravely: no theres something…evil inside him

steve: yea its called racism so whats the plan to kill him again

[a-true-janian-reply]

Steve remembers, even if you all don’t.

[prideprejudce]

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

[prideprejudce]

[prideprejudce]

[passafuoco]

so people have pointed out that isak was born at 21:21 and genesis 21 is called the birth of isaac, and that the pool scene from the 21:21 clip in which isak and even first get together symbolizes baptism, which in turn symbolizes rebirth, as isak starts the process of accepting himself.

the o helga natt clip also follows the birth/rebirth theme. it starts at a christmas concert - christmas celebrates the birth of jesus. it’s raining, so the water motif representing baptism is back. when isak storms out, the flashbacks play in reversed chronological order, like a rewind of his history with even, up until 21:21 when isak finds even where they first met and they get to start again from the beginning. 

my favorite part is that skam has no scruples about using the birth of jesus as a metaphor for isak and even getting back together, and that in this analogy they’re literally jesus. to sum up: skam made christmas gay, jesus gay, even dressed up as god so god is also gay. merry christmas

[feastofsnakes]

Today I was getting my hair cut and I pulled up a picture to show the very nice lady cutting my hair and she looked at it and said "uh. Are you sure you're showing me the right picture" and I looked down at my phone and I was showing her this

[catchymemes]

[stanford-pines]

this is the darkest timeline

[babbeesooboss]

[glyndaliker]

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

[setheverman]

GIVE HIM THE ITEMS!!!!!

[toe-grinder616-deactivated20190]

[note-a-bear]

@blackberryshawty

[blackwoolncrown]

Good fucking content.

[cyberbug9000]

Can anyone write a description? Tnx

[trash-slvt]

audio description: 

[the man has a heavy russian accent]

[reading from phone]: how come they’re the strongest in the world but they dont have abs?” Abs is not the sign of power. its...just the sign that not eat enough! [big goofy chuckle]

[b3gayd0crim3]

Remember this video when y’all go to body shame FIT men like y’all did when that picture of Jason Momoa was floating around. REMEMBER THIS.