Just you wait!

RP (AU) blog for Alan Whitmore, aspiring movie star and all around seeker of entertainment. NOTE: This blog can be NSFW and mentions intoxicants, violence, and contain heavy sexual themes. PG13 - R

[silverscreenslut]

[Plot Twist! This is totes a reali- Actually, no, it sadly seems to be actual reality and not that scripted junk people waste time watching. Good job on the level up though! 8D]

[silverscreenslut]

[That was easily the most intelligent thing anyone could do in this situation, congrats. *Muffled applause in the distance.*]

...This better not be a reality show being filmed.

[Alan leveled up!Alan learned Common Sense!] 

[silverscreenslut]

[MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN TH- Actually, no, that sounds like someone shooting at things (or people, or vampires) nearby.]

Shooting? Aw... shit. He'll just duck back inside his apartment and let it blow over. If it got really bad, he could call Mathieu, right?

...wait, does Mathieu even know how to use a gun?

[wormssexy-deactivated20140914]

~Harpy Egg giveaway~

I’m doing something fun for my followers (and anyone else who wants to, really)

Anyone who reblogs this egg will get their own custom harpy chick based on their blog!

For example, meet the harpy chick of tumblr user Coonsies-eye

Just reblog and keep your submit box open! Im going to do as many of these critters as I can!

[thecarycollection]

The Duke of Windsor’s trouser/ kilt closet~

[songofthefinch-blog]

Erin wth

[avrisham]

[self-complexity]

[endoshan]

[victoriousvocabulary]

ECDYSIAST

[noun]

a striptease performer; striptease artist.

Etymology: a facetious word coined by H. L. Mencken - from ecdysis (properly defined as the moulting of the exoskeleton in arthropods and other animals) + -ast, from Greek: ἐκδύω, ekduo (to take off, strip off).

[Jason Levesque]

[privaterunner]

What You’re Saying with your Drug Choice

[victoriousvocabulary]

PAVONINE

[adjective]

1. of or resembling a peacock.

2. resembling a peacock’s tail in colour, design, or iridescence.

Etymology: from Latin pāvōnīnus, from pāvō peacock.

[Feanne]

[cupidboy]

[silverscreenslut]

[TEXT from Bloodwing] What do you mean "of course?" And.. that? Nngh. Fiiine, whatever. [(refraining from adding a frowny face)]

Good ^^ Got a time? I'll work it into my schedule.

[silverscreenslut]

[TEXT from Bloodwing] Alright cool. And uh, no. Like who would I bring?

Cill, of course. The rest of the band. I'm going to try and get Mathieu to come along. Shit like this is better with a medium sized group, especially when there's booze involved~

[sensual-delight-deactivated2014]

[shiftingstars]

o  ////^////o

[silverscreenslut]

[TEXT from Bloodwing] Anytime you're good to go. Annd, well, what's a good place for it? I'm still new to the area.

Down on [insert address here], they've got a great one. You bringing anyone?

[sabinaerotica]

[workneverover]

Ha. Isn’t that nice.