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this is a sideblog meant for reblogging and posting about smg4 and cav outside of my main account, redtalics. im specifically interested in gunshow, or mr puzzles/mr wpnz on their lonesome, but i might post or reblog about other characters now and then. usually theres a chance of me posting visual art on my blogs, but the character designs in these shows are WAYYY too complex for me so youre just gonna get my brainworms instead ok? ok. best i can do is pose their ragdolls sometimes
cant promise ill be too active on here but i've been seeing too many amazing gunshow posts lately and i cant take it anymore. i... must... reblog....!
this blog shares the same content warnings as my main. that means there can be suggestive content, violent content, mental illness and other possibly triggering subjects. There can also be content regarding abuse specifically, which will be tagged as '#abuse mention'.
tag list under cut
art rb - For reblogged art posts
text rb - For reblogged text posts
sharkyybites - For my posts that contain mostly text
work of my own - For my posts that contain my own work (ie fanfiction blurbs, memes, gifs)
sharkyy thinktank - For posts i either make or contribute to that contain my speculation or headcanons about smg4/cav characters and lore
lookaway tag + l.away (text), l.away (art) - for nsfw and strongly suggestive topics. art would be strongly suggestive at most, however
triggering content may be tagged "#(content) mention":
given that this blog IS focused on two of the most violent, toxic, and mentally ill pair of characters i've possibly ever enjoyed, i dont expect to be as strict with tagging content as i am on my main. nevertheless, it's okay to request that i do some tagging anyway. without being requested, i'll only be doing it with posts i consider particularly graphic, regardless of whether they have art or not
kinda nerve wracking. i dont actually know what im doing. i will be killed. #doingmybest
Yo ZAM I found some leaked storyboards and I’m being bad by spreading them on the internet
This is a fake leak, crushing him like that would be too quick and painless. I assure you and our other esteemed viewers that he will suffer in the most brutal, agonising way possible.
Gunshow but they aren't good with basic hygiene. This is more of a problem with wpnz since puzzles constructed himself to not have issues with hygiene(sweating, Scars, oily skin ect.) but wpnz has some human parts to him(eyes, mouth, Teeth ect.)
Gunshows first morning together and they are in the bathroom. wpnz is brushing his Teeth and puzzles is cleaning his screen/tv head. The last thing he wants is rusty frames and a dirty screen. He was just wiping his face(screen ig) when he caught a glimpse of wpnz brushing his teeth when he casually spits out the toothpaste before washing his mouth. The foam from the toothpaste was fully red with blood from his gums bleeding during the brushing. Wpnz didn't mind however, it's like he didn't even see it. After washing his mouth he starts washing his hands and the water comes out dark with the built up gunpowder between his fingers washing away. After washing his hands wpnz drys them with a paper towel, the towel staining light grey.
Wpnz looks up to puzzles as puzzles is staring at the (now grey) paper towel and the toothbrush wpnz used with the bristles now looking worn out like they've been used for a long time—even though it was brand new.
–what?
–nothing.
He keeps wiping his screen, deciding not to argue with wpnz about his poor hygiene at 7 ın the morning.
do you think that if wpnz and puzzles ever were to go swimming, puzzles would have to be in/on a Floatie of sorts, since his head can't get wet? Just a cute thought I had, have a nice day :]
I think a lot about how WPNZ is a war machine built to kill, infiltrate, and destroy. A very versatile highly advanced work of art that was clearly manufactured by SOMEONE for a set PURPOSE. He's a tool. Built to be a tool, treated like a tool, conditioned to be a tool.
And, yet, he's so painfully HUMAN. God. He's a pathetic deadbeat dad who thinks he's so cool, while fucking up simple missions, divorced by his wife, strikes dumb poses because he genuinely believes he's aura farming. He is just. everything you would NOT expect from a living weapon.
He's just so EARNEST. So raw and genuine. In stark comparison to PUZZLES, who USED to be human. Who you would expect to BE human in his personality and behavior. And obviously he is. Puzzles is a complete mess, and what's more human than that?
But Puzzles puts on acts and personas all the time. He was born human, but essentially taught and "raised" to be more machine than anything else. He's always work-oriented, in a way. Never ABLE to be genuine. Always scheming, always trying to achieve a goal. He does not know how to relax. He does not know how to form bonds with others.
They're both complete opposites, and yet they parallel and complete each other. Two parts of a puzzle (haha) finally coming together. They're what the other lacks, and what they can't be.
