jenna marie.

[hodlmyvodka]

Knights of the Round Table

[newblogisjacindaelena]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Lil Uzi has fresh eucalyptus in his shower

[theocseason4]

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

[sad-dead-killjoy]

[earlgrey-lateatnight]

I bought a back copy of this a little while ago. For the article, of course…

[natures-cunning-ways]

Of course you did, @lion-from-the-north . Bet you loved all the articles in Shortlist, the magazine for the high-class city dwelling man.

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[yaskweenly]

Elio & Oliver

[teenboystuff]

So the subplot of Holes is that Kate Barlow deals with the politically-sanctioned execution of her black boyfriend—who unlawfully kissed a white woman who was in love with him!!!—by becoming a serial killer who targets racist/sexist white dudes who harassed her, were rejected, then went after her boyfriend as revenge from the depths of the “friend zone”.

Go off Louis Sachar, let em know!

[anzozi-everywhere]

Don’t forget the main plot was a damning satire of the brokenness and inherent racism of the American justice and prison systems! Louis Sachar does not fuck about

[galaxianbitch]

It always fuck me up that older people don’t understand how this story is as essential to most american children as Gone with the Wind or Mary Poppins was.

[angrynebula]

unironically, this is one of the best books/movies for young people that exists

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Kissing Kate Did Nothing Wrong

[aimmyarrowshigh]

And the technical writing of Holes is perfect. Like, it’s one of the most technically-perfect books ever written. Basically any plotting or pacing or characterization issue you’re having, read Holes and really study how Sachar did it. THE LIZARDS! THE LIZARDS.

[whilereadingandwalking]

the twisty prophecies! the lizards! the lipstick! the humor! this book doesn’t play. a true classic.

[whenyouplayme]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[perchov]

[37q-archive]

this was the single greatest moment in modern television

[witchinghour]

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (TV Series, 1969-1970)

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[stability]

[hermuis-blog]

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

[firesuns-archive]

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

[flowerinaflame]

A24’s library is now available to stream for free on Kanopy

Binge Moonlight, Ex Machina, and more with your library card

[intp-tells-it-like-it-is]