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10% stupid (stream uwagaki by iyowa)

[silverteacups]

for future reference (?? for myself), some of my favourite shoot from the hip quotes:

HUSBAND! HUSBAND! THE CHINCHILLA'S A FUCKING NAZI!

OOOOHHHHHH SOMMMERSEEEETTT

i look sssomething like a pond today

JUST A RANDOM GUY OPEN UP!

green leaves... on a summer's day?

what a mighty fine day it is to be sellin' a whole truckload of gas-o-liiiine

it's shit being jesus :|

DON'T TELL SCOTTISH BATMAN TO FUCK OFF! I AM THE NIGHT! I AM VENGEANCE INCARNATE!

small bottle of hand sanitizer?

turns out the cat was not disassemblable

we used to go through strolls in the orchard

please, grammatically continue

♪ I CAN SHOW YOU DESSERTS! SOME OF THEM INCLUDE TRU~UFFLE ♪

♪ I'M GLUTEN FREEE CAN'T HAVE NO BREAD IN MY SYSTEM ♪

"but peter, i don't know how to fly" "oh, it's easy, wendy, you just shove your finger up my ass"

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! WE'RE GOING DOWN TO CHIPPY!

i remember her final words: that looks like a trilobite!

upon the moor (upon the moor)

OO'S YER DAD?

turns out... we've all got the same... dad

yea, 'tis incest once again

"because you had DH...HA" "damn hot attention awareness"

i need to PEE AH NO

i've seen that aubergine... it's unrelenting

old lady margerie

♪ RAGTIME ♪

you HWHIPPERSNAPPER

FIRST DAY IN LOUISIANA?? uaoohh

I SLUT DROP FOR YOU!

all them sexy, sexy eggs...

i don't know to from fro! i don't know,, if i've got a fro!

i've gotta be honest papa, don't know what sisyphus is... is that what mummy said the milkman gave her?

NO I'M FUCKING BATMAN

HE ASTRAL PENETRATED ME

i'll leave you with a poem. rudyard kipling. when the wind does blow to and fro, you must get your shit together and fuck up them hoes

it's called... Be Careful

what a beautiful day... it might be my last!

hit me! hit me in the ballsack!

awww, but gandalf...

HO HO HO

"southern america-" "that's a myth"

"I'VE GOTTA TAKE MY RED TROUSERS OFF!"

can i give you cream, mummy?

why did you never fuck me chess in your mind?

ANDRÉ BEETROOT

TYRANNOSAURUS REX! .. TYRANNOSAURUS BEX!

don't tell me what i aaammm...

i think im being followed by a spectrrree...

i am a gentleman, but not a gentle man

oohhh, meine little liebchen...

gonna have to cancel all my cards...

i just feel SHATTERED, you know?

oh nein :(

no? you cheeky shit!

"nana-" "nananana nananana nananana nananana, ethel!"

oh dear. been eating the bees

the beautiful.... beautiful.... BEAUTIFUUULL

i saw you raise your EYEbrows

i love fast BYIRDS

sometimes my accent wavers into different.... words.....

when you're sitting in the front row, suggest "egg"!

oh, good, we didn't kill the lesbian

MAUUREEEN!

NO NO, CHANGE PAGE, TURN IT BACK! Diary, dear, letter on the front. Dear diar- Dear Inspector. D-Dear- My dear, dear Inspector, Deers- Deers are running around my forest currently in our- in uh... in our gardens. It usually is a sign of- hahahahahahaha AAAGHHH!!! INSPECTOR! LISTEN TO ME, INSPECTOR! INSPECTOR! INSPECTOR! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? LISTEN TO ME! I'M WRITING HERE! I'M SORRY :( that. your. friend. died. I'M REALLY SORRY! I was speaking to my son, the only one al-alive. The only man alive a-left.. FUCKING HELL. The only man alive left in my family. (please turn over) My son said there was a book. A book with leather engraved engravings. I have left it here for you, inside this package. Perhaps you could read it.

i've got limitations, okay? even though i'm FABULOUS

it's the shark ♪

you can't see that :/

DON'T LIE TO ME, GERARD!

otherwise me n my boy, we're gonna fuck you

BBC news. BBC news. BBC.. BBC news? BBC news. BBC NEWS!!! ahh, just BBC news.

(knocks over chair) i have canceerr.

i bow for no man, but i bow.. for a little girl

capoeira is another special.. dance

danananananananananana BATMAN!!

it perishes! quite quickly!

we've actually talked about not aggressively sliding pints to the customers

we have talked about sharing disturbing details about your failed personal life and causing customers to run off before they've had their full stay at the holiday inn

3 years of my tampons are stored in my shed

awww, simon is sick. really sick.

hey, don't let the constant mental breakdowns get you down

"sheila is GOAT." "sheila is jewish."

it's a dead bald man.. a nun's favourite prey!

"i was thinking of uh.. genetically altering one of them and turning it.." "into what?" "just another tiny giraffe! and let it loose on the island!" "what, just, like, an even smaller giraffe, or just-" "no, no. no, no. just the same size and i'll- and i'll let it loose on the island"

"you're fired" "i found your mum"

today embarks on change

today embarks a blood ritual

did you think he said ingmar BIRDMAN?

johnson, if the body was lying where i was lying now, then that... doesn't make any sense at all

bonjour. bonjour. bonjour. bonjour. ............. bonjour

you youngsters with your fidelty and your gay people

cuz you have one thing on your mind. always podcasts.

you can see a television in the dark. you fucking can!

"ive not seen a woman since 1975" "ive never seen a woman. never. i dont know what- what's that?"

and my wife is STILL ALIVE! 🖕🖕

for 15 years, i couldnt shit

ohh, the sheep arent shipping like they used to. it's that fucking lighthouse, im telling you, daughter. it's supposed to keep the sheep on course and the sheep shitting.

radio 4. radio 4. this- fuck... is radio 4.

i have a flick knife. ♪ stuck in the middle with YOU ♪

you had the electric cylinder on the wrong side. E = mc². now, you can penetrate time as many times as you'd like

and now a message from the UK president. i mean, from the UK- from the UK president. ladies and gentlemen, a dark, dark time has come upon the human race. we started this story thinking it was going to be about 2 city planners

SOMEBODY LET ME OUT THE TOILET

WAGA-WOO-WOO, GET READYYYY TO RUMBLLEEE!

"they hooked me up there, and day and night, they've been feedin' on my juices" "i've been thinking about your juices"

♪ WELLLL! oh, welcome to the barn daaaAAAnceee ♪

another has been terminated, your- my lord

"I-I... spy... with my little eye, something beginning with f-f-fffff... F" "is it fear?" "you can't see that :/" "what is it?" "it's an amorphus concept"

from the top, another sexual, uh- another genre of television

"what if he asks to see the raccoon?" "ya missed"

i wanna set fire to this building so you can fuck me!

AND THAT'S HOW YOU FUCK UP SOMEONE WHO'S TRYING TO FUCK YOU UP

PILE DRIVER! PIILE DRIVEEERR! PILE DRIVER! PIIIILEEEE... DRIVER!

i didnt ACT OUT mother, MM

NO! dont join in! it's just me who does it!

i was never sick. i just dont like working!

i shall die as i have lived: shirtless

NAT 20 BEANS!

why you just WALK STRAIGHT THROUGH MY FUCKING SOUP!

stag! stag! stag!

make your tampons attract joy, not bees

[project-sekai-facts]

ur point about lesbian hcs is sooo real dude … i feel like when you start looking you notice that in SO many books with a male + female friendship front and center (where they aren’t expected to get together by the end) one of them is always gay and there’s always a prominent same sex friend for the main character too bc the concept of having a different sex friend you’re not attracted to despite being straight is just so hard for some people to comprehend. i know this isnt really pjsekai related atp but its good youre talking about misogyny bc people seem to be genuinely unable to comprehend that 1. straight men and straight women can be friends and 2. not everything is about their perfect male oshi who can do no wrong

It's a point I always feel strongly about bc (personal anecdote incoming) growing up one of my closest friends was the opposite gender to me and everyone would always ask us if we were dating because we went to and from school together (because my younger sibling is disabled and went to a different school so that was my parents' priority obvs). This was in primary mind you so it was really fun getting constant dating allegations from the ages of 8-11. It got less after we started high school bc we went to different schools but we still had Scouts together until 14 and would still get asked. Last time was when we were like 16 I think, by an old primary school classmate. It's like. Obviously heteronormativity but it sucks that it's always the women who are expect to like the guy too (between the two of us it was always the girl getting asked if they had a crush on the guy).

It works both ways of people eliminating attraction through making it incompatible but also the idea that if a woman and a man are friends there's no way that the woman specifically could be gay because she was friends with a man. The latter is a sentiment I've seen handed off to a few emunene and anhane shippers in the last month that have just popped up on my twitter feed. Like literally just "I headcanon <female wxs vbs character> as lesbian" "but she's friends with a guy/has covers with a guy/acted romantic roles in plays with a guy". Inherent expectation that in order for a woman to be friends with a man she has to experience attraction to him. Insane statement and so weird I've seen it happen more than once recently. Like why is it so unfathomable that a man and woman can be friends regardless or not if they can be attracted to each other. Why are we basing everything around a woman's attraction to men.

(Screenwriting degree mod taking over for one second: obviously heteronormativity is the answer. But not very fun fact. Literally so much storytelling and psychology theory is based around a heterosexual romantic relationship forming between the male and female protagonist. Like genuinely it's basically everything all the foundational stuff is built around a female love interest being the reward for the male protagonist's arc or vice versa. This is probably why fandoms have these problems outside of Society because it's literally an unconscious expectation in media. Writing degree mod out.)

Like it's just. Odd. That suddenly those headcanons are not okay when it's relating to the girls in mixed gender units. Like specifically the girls people never make as much fuss about the guys even if they could apply their arguments there too. Hand in hand misogyny lesbiphobia moment. I rarely see this sort of thing happening with the all girl units.

This is not to say anyone's headcanons are invalid or that you need to change them or do self reflection!! You do you!! This is about very specific instances of misogyny and lesbiphobia I've seen.

[project-sekai-facts]

ice heard that each momojan member has one fan who calls them their oshi (mizuki is a minori oshi, saki is an airi oshi, rui is a shizuki oshi(or at least i think so?) )

is the haruka oshi minori or is there anyone else who considers themself a haruka oshi

Rui being a Shizuku oshi is just a popular headcanon based on one of the stream commenters in Shizuku's untrained chasing the radiance card being called rui. Canonically they've had a few interactions and are acquainted. Ayaka (their manager) is a Shizuku oshi though!!

And yeah the Haruka oshi is Minori I think people often overlook her in this conversation because she's in MMJ. But like. See attached image

[project-sekai-facts]

does anyone else find it ironic that the same fandom going through mental gymnastics to claim Akito wasn't misogynistic at all ever in his life is also the same fandom that will claim you are misogynistic if you dare to not acknowledge certain mxf friendships are meant to be romantic. Just found that a little funny. Ngl

It's such a weird double standard. Like we're always calling people misogynistic over stuff that honestly? Doesn't warrant it half the time. But the second a character who is literally written with this as a part of his characterisation suddenly we can't fathom that this would be the case and we have to jump through hoops to prove that he would never and could never act this way. Is it bad if I say I noticed a lot of the people doing said mental gymnastics under my post specifically were prople who shipped Akito with one of the girls. I'm guessing some people took it as an attack on their ship? (Genuinely no offense to anyone who likes akito/an akito/kohane ships this is just an observation of like 5 twitter users).

It's always the vbs and wxs girls that get this weird treatment like I've seen multiple people on twt recently having to fight tooth and nail for their lesbian headcanons for those girls because people genuinely can't accept it and will say you're invalidating their friendships with men (because of course women can't be friends with men without attraction). Something something misogyny bleeds through the cracks of everyday interaction but sure let's keep throwing around baseless accusations of misogyny (there's other issues here too, obviously. Kinda unrelated to your point srry it just came to mind). It's always the vbs wxs girls getting into these problems not just over lesbian headcanons but just discourse over unit relationships and it's always the male characterss at the axis.

Idk I think everyone's aware of the misogyny with like fantasista oshis and whatevers going on with the ao3 (i assume it's still going on. Haven't checked in a year or so atp) but there's so many other small things. People can be really weird about the male-female relationships in the mixed gender units (not ship wise specifically just in general).

[spinningsages]

i miss school sekai negitoro queerbaiting it's pride month they gotta bring this shit back. i want yuri i want lesbians.

[finsummerlove]

enanan doodle

[charlies-trainhopping]

happy pride

[toastyyjams]

taps mic . uhm does anyone still fw this au

if enough ppl gaf ill draw rui as akechi

[toastyyjams]

idc if this isnt canon its real to me

[leonitextposts]

[project-sekai-facts]

honestly im praying for a marasy saki commission. the tenmas already share 2 producers for their comms why not make it 3? though i guess i will have to wait a while for that to happen esp since i dont want saki to start a new rotation before leo/need completes the current one (srsly its happened 3 times alrdy her greed sickens me)

TRUTH NUKE yes marasy should totally get a recomm for Saki. Something like Aoku Kakero would be sooooo good for her I'm surprised they haven't commissioned The piano guy for her yet

[lumilumimi]

okay im sorry the way these two are animated singing with their mouths just hanging fully open and not moving at all is SO funny to me. it feels like they’re just looking into my soul and incoherently yelling. in my head they’re just going “AAAAAAAA”

[arystocrat]

ena when mizuki remembers something she said in passing: 🥺

[the-overanalyst]

since akito misogyny is apparently the discourse du jour over on twitter, i'd like to enter into evidence the way he views ena.

think of that scene where he defends her against their father. even then, while supposedly on her side, he agrees with shinei that she really is too emotional, and hence he should go easy on her. these two men are more or less on the same page.

that could be, and likely is, because of ena's personality and mental health issues, which akito has had to deal with the brunt of. but misogyny is still at play.

may i draw your attention to the smoking gun: that infamous 4koma where akito says (paraphrasing) "why bother trying to understnad a family member's feelings, let alone a woman's." he's obviously thinking of ena. and here he explicitly connects her being too emotional with her being a woman. he takes his experience with a mentally ill sister and applies it to women in general, with a healthy dose of judgment and condescension. literally just textbook prejudice.

[project-sekai-facts]

hi! i read your post about prsk and gender. very interesting stuff! however, i feel like your interpretation of hiiragi and some of MMJ's story is a bit off.

Firstly, Hiiragi does not care about Haruka as much as you assert him to be. Given how much time it needs to debut talents, Hiiragi was probably very busy with Re:Light while it seemed Haruka would never return to the stage in the unit story (After all, he is a man with a job, losing the main group he produces naturally means he has to pick up More Work or Be Fired). He specifically congratulates Haruka on her improved health/return to the stage in CMII and respects her efforts and hard work as an idol, but confidently states he won't overtaken if their goals overlap in RnS. I won't say the loss of ASRUN didnt sting for him, but since he is an adult in an already hyper competitive industry, he simply moves forward, vowing not to make the same mistakes again.

The thing specifically about Hiiragi is that like the MMJ girls, he too has his own opinions about how idols can deliver hope, and is Pursuing It. a point rise and strive specifically made is that he's not purposefully sabotaging mmj's job prospects, he's just really adamant on Re:light's potential in fulfilling the idea of an idol he has in his head, and thusly will go 200% in pursuing opportunities for them.

I think [pits R:L and MMJ aganist each other....engineering infighting] feels like a flawed interpretation of the events so far. Re:Light's first event was a collaborative stage with MMJ. While GGG places Yuu in a rival role, there is no way her nor Hiiragi would know about Shizuku's decision to audition, and Yuu is largely acting of her own accord in this event. While the two units participate in the LGPX, where they are competing against each other, R:L takes a position much like Hikarin where they are an friend and respected fellow player. (The only participants truly treated as a "rival" group is C*D, and even then its obviously not that cut and dry) Not to mention that the LGPX was made by Arisawa-san, who has her own Very Specific Ideas about what an idol is, and thus the events reflect that. The LGPX isnt about turning girls aganist each other, tearing other girls down while lifting themselves up, and more showcasing the strengths of each unit and what they want to convey as a group. There's not really a point where R:L are turned against MMJ, they've always been friends and admirers of each other, no matter the circumstance. And at no point is Hiiragi is specifically directing their activities for the sake of "getting back" at Haruka, he's specifically concerned with only the success of R:L and seeing his vision bear fruit.

In general, MMJ is about reflection, growth, reclamation of dreams, and the Ideal of who you want to become. Everything in their story serves that goal, including him. They could've easily made Hiiragi into a mustache-twirling schemer planning to destroy Haruka, but he's a much more realistic and grounded antagonist, someone who desires the same thing as MMJ (an idol who can give "hope") but presents a different set of Ideals and Goals about how to accomplish this. His quiet yet engaging philosophical debate about which Idol Ideal will prevail with Arisawa (not Haruka) is a plot point im greatly looking forward to how it will resolve itself.

This is not to say there is no element of misogyny in Hiiragi's character ( I think it would be more interesting to dissect the rumors around Re:Light and Arisawa and Hiiragi's dynamic in terms of a gender-oriented lens), but I feel like the current analysis bends Hiiragi's motives to the point of not resembling the original character anymore. You dont have to publish this ask, I just wanted to quietly give my own opinion.

You bring up some good points with Hiiragi. A lot of the analysis imo doesn't hold up with what I could write now or just the interpretations in general so it's definitely something I want to revisit and rewrite one day. The stuff about Hiiragi and Haruka I think is one of the weaker portions of it, not helped by the fact I literally forgot to read ggg lol. Thank you for the criticism it's very appreciated

[project-sekai-facts]

saw your tweet, and are people actually incapable of nuance. do they think people saying akito being misogynistic in the main story means that he has to be andr*w tate's #1 fan, screaming "i hate women" or something😭😭😭 no, it just means he has views that aren't correct because, in a misogynistic society, it's unfortunately likely that he'd grow up harboring such views. he's not evil, far from it, he's supposed to be flawed because flawed characters are realistic and compelling to see change and improve😭

idk man i just think it's bewildering like. what even

Bro it's insane how many replies I've had that say "well he never said he was annoyed at them because they're women" LIKE???? Do they think to be misogynistic you have to say outloud "I don't like women I think they're inferior to men"?? Like oh my god it doesn't take a genius to work out that maybe there's a reason he treats An as nothing more than Ken's daughter and is generally an asshole to Kohane (he calls her Chibi like come on it's obvious). Also the amount of comments saying "well he treated Toya the same when he said he didn't care" literally at no point in mainstory does Akito treat Toya the same as vivids, in fact he's harsher on Toya when Toya says he dgaf because it's like a personal betrayal to him. Also Toya ragebaited Akito into punching him on purpose whereas Akito's attitude towards vivids was of his own accord. He's literally just a teenage boy raised by a dad with issues and he mainly hangs out in a place with only one significant woman (an shiraishi) like ofc he acts like that in main story patriarchy sucks

I think people just view it as like. A moral failing on their part if they like a character who did something wrong 5 years ago and isn't really like that anymore because of character development. Part of what makes Akito's character development so compelling is seeing how so much of his early story characterisation is tied to his own self worth issues and him overcoming that and accepting himself for who he is. Hell not just in this fandom I've been on other fandoms where people get peeved if you like a villain because they did irredeemable things like we do realise that flaws are what make characters more interesting (not even an outright villain but this happens to prsk characters like mrs asahina as if they don't have some of the most interesting writing of any character in the game tbh). If every character was morally pure and had never done anything wrong ever things would be so boring. I think it's more of an internet age problem like people are so against the idea that people are able to grow and change. I think a lot of the people trying to deny Akito having character flaws were kids so like. It checks out I guess? You can like a character who did something bad one time it's not like you did it. Let's all go outside more.

[kawaiionnna]

All the hobbyists have wedding cards now!!