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I hope that your future children refuse to change your filthy diaper.

I'm never going to have kids, and I'm certainly never going to end up in diapers. But, thank you for your effort, babe. I'm Silver, by the way. Remember that; it's crucial to your journey.

ffslia:I’m assuming before pick-up lines were overused and got a bad rep that they were pretty damn good.

Like the Tennessee one. I bet that was great in it's prime. But you should see the looks on those poor guy's faces when they ask if I'm from Tennessee and I whip out my southern twang and tell them all about it. Suddenly, I'm not the only ten they see. Just another cowgirl who can handle her whiskey.

#yes! hayden panettiere #its my first time playing her omg #i usually play selena but i decided to do a FC this group didnt have #its weird idk how to feel #wOW I LOVE YOUR NAME

cruzhq

Isn’t it annoying how one day you’ll have to shit in fucking diapers again? This is just embarrassing.

silverwtf

Isn't it amazing how the minds of young males work? That's pretty random and fucked up.

#my BABE #hi im faith #i will plot with you b shoot me a message #nico

gigiffs-deactivated20140326

Almost all of them. Unless they’re gay too.

silverwtf

Yep, well, I'm going back to Nashville.

Where are you from, again?

gigiffs-deactivated20140326

Apparently 85%. I’ve encountered at last 3 already.

silverwtf

So what you're telling me is that every single cute guy in this town has a baby mama?

#lets appreciate how angry she looks for a sec

chrishyfr

Not gonna lie, guys. Had a pretty good day spending all day judging a wet t-shirt competition was totally worth skipping work. Only downside is that all of the guys kept telling me to wet my shirt instead of judging. Points for some of the pick-up lines they had, though. Like, how do people even think these things up? I bet the guy who created pick-up lines had a great life.

silverwtf

I'm not sure about great, he either got laid a whole lot or slapped a whole lot. It could go either ways. Both, even.

#hi hey hello my name is faith #lia

gemmaayers

I wasn’t the one acting like a queen.

silverwtf

Right, well, could you point me in the direction of whoever was? Because I'm no queen, but if the shoe fits, I'll lace that bitch up and wear it.

gigiffs-deactivated20140326

I hate cats in general. But, good. I’m semi-new too, so befriending each other seem smart right about now. Trust me, all these other people are either knocked up, have kids, or completely idiotic.

silverwtf

Jesus Christ, maybe I'm better off going back home to Nashville. This is ridiculous; how many people can get pregnant in one small town?

jameswoe-deactivated20140409

Funny, I’m not actually in the partying mood, at the moment.

silverwtf

Give me twenty minutes and a bottle of tequila, I'm pretty confident you'll change your mind. What's your name, darlin'?

#rafe

gigiffs-deactivated20140326

God if I know. I haven’t even been out yet. I woke up with a hell of a hangover and stayed in to avoid the stupids. Ginova, call me Gigi.

silverwtf

Gigi, how cute. My old cats name was Gigi. I hated that cat. But I mean, I won't hold that against you, of course. I need some friends around here, being the new girl and all. And you seem suitable.