Welcome to Hell™

Hi, I'm a fiction writer (she/her or they/them) and space-drawing fanatic (if it wasn't obvious), who enjoys procrastinating and watching YouTube instead of being productive with my life. I’d like to consider myself a jack of all trades master of none, still working on the jack of all trades part. I tag things to the best of my ability, let me know if I miss something/you want something tagged.

[webkinztournament]

Choose a pet

Strawberry Cloud Leopard

Okapi

Voting ended onNov 8, 2023

Strawberry Cloud Leopard

Plush: Yes PSI: Strawberry Jammin' Jukebox PSF: Strawberry Shortsteak

Okapi

Plush: Yes PSI: Personal Rainforest Sauna PSF: Triple Truffle Tartufo

[caevorlucille]

Oh dear! This is looking rough for the okapi webkinz :(

Please vote for the okapi!!! They are so beautiful and deserve it!! They’ve got weird tongues!!! They’re most closely related to giraffes!! They’re endangered!!! And they’re sooo cute!

(Ekkie attached to aid your decision)

[silverymoonthing]

IF ANYONE STILL FOLLOWS ME Y'ALL GOTTA VOTE OKAPI

[silverymoonthing]

i know it’s been a hot second but i just needed everyone to know it’s been One Year

[silverymoonthing]

okay let’s just all collectively pretend that i remembered to do this the day of and not at 2 in the morning

[silverymoonthing]

i know it’s been a hot second but i just needed everyone to know it’s been One Year

[memories]

Nice Tumblr ya got there...would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

[silverymoonthing]

staff waking up every day

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[thebootydiaries]

will not say this again, if i see one more post referencing the weed number four-two-zero on the dashboard ,u will be blocked with littl;e to no warning .

[jerseydevils-deactivated2019101]

420

[thebootydiaries]

unbelievable . that’s the weed number right there

[i-am-a-fish]

Fish! Your shoes are untied!

wait but I’m wearing slip ons..

oh- oh you guys!!

[brentraptor]

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

[silverymoonthing]

happy april fools day i make good content now

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

my main goal is to blow up

and then act like i dont know nobodayy

AHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

[knife-friend]

scroll down for a pupper

APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!

Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^

[shadio]

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

when you make a new friend online

[ulibeanzz]

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

[ulibeanzz]

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

[daffodi1-remade]

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @html-lee

i got 0% context on this bad boy which means that I’m going to interpret it as that awkward duck you do when you see a camera pointed at you and you dont want to accidentally caught on it

[pea-green]

the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their kids’ likes and hobbies, let alone actually planning and shopping for things that are ‘from’ them, as something they can opt out of (and nobody talks about it!!!!!!!)

[reaj3asa]

@pea-green hey look, more fuel for your rage

[marisatomay]

a woman came into my place of employ a couple weeks ago on the first night of Hanukkah to buy her kids gifts which was perfectly reasonable until she mentioned that she wasn’t even Jewish or celebrating the holiday this year

the gifts were for her EX HUSBAND to give to their children because she knew he didn’t remember to get them anything and she didn’t want her kids to be crushed just because their dad is an incompetent jackass who still relies on the woman he left to buy hundreds of dollars that he will never pay her back for of gifts for his kids for a holiday she doesn’t celebrate

they were literally divorced and he was still such a burden on her I wanted to scream

[memories]

Pour one out for #wlw.

[holy-scoliosis-deactivated20190]