having a “smart"phone for me is just
*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app*
*opens the calculator instead of the clock*
EVERY. FREAKIN. TIME.
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having a “smart"phone for me is just
*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app*
*opens the calculator instead of the clock*
EVERY. FREAKIN. TIME.
Cat problems, further exasperated by the fact that the cat can talk.
+ bonus Spleens-the-cat
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I’m still under 65. Does that count? XD
Bearer of the Curse X Ashen One X the Slayer of Demons
It’s almost as if it’s not about safety, but control.
Late was the night, and there he lay, illuminated by the single candle light and a crumpled mess of parchment underneath his arms, the slumbering chief.
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The predators
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The predators
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i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog
…..how do you accidentally shoot yourself?
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho
why is this so funny
Don’t piss me off then, I hunt down those rides for fun.
Let me know when you find one PLEASE!
Watchers of the Wood | GarettPhotography
When someone wakes me up
Photo by In Cherl Kim
it’s been a while since i drew my boy. was craving to draw my modern au where the dragons are smaller like in the books
Posting some original dragon sketches + toothless from this past september!
All done in erasable ballpoint pen
“- But I am not dumb!”