Simeies

[dailytwitterposts]

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[ogrebattle128-deactivated201404]

eternal classic

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

[enterheavenalive]

[pineapplejarritos-deactivated20]

Cause it slaps next question

[fallontonight]

[geeksofdoom]

preach, Jimmy

[dauthda-deactivated20160622]

[recommend]

Proof That Baby Showers Are the Literal Worst (x)

[tayloschilling]

Amy said she trusted me, that I would know the right thing to say on her behalf…

[larvitarr]

[gentlydirk]

sorry

[tricky-bastard-pokemon]

ok so

everyone knows about this meme, right?

but does anyone else know the woman who made the food? no? time to educate!

This is “Mother Mary”, the owner of Blackberry’s mother.

She made all the cakes for the restaurant while it was open. Chef Gordon Ramsay tried her red velvet cake, and spoke this meme-able line:

He then called Mary over, complimented her food, and gave her a peck on the cheek.

Look how happy she was to hear that!!!

anyways, I hope she has been able to continue her love for baking since the restaurant closed down.

[simeies]

Neil just read the karma sutra and whispered to me to treat him like a kangaroo

[thelilnan]

tis the season

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[youlovetoseeit]

a warning

[thick-thigh-blog]

Girls with thick thighs and loud laughs are important and deserve love