The Mane Event

I'm Simon; the coolest Faline sibling. I'm 18 years old and my spirit is Simba, that fiesty little lion. Living fast, live hard, no regrets. I enjoy growing out my facial hair, licking faces, and kickin' back

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Sam had it coming.

Come on. I can practice with you. You can teach me your ways.

[simon-faline]

Fish murderer.

Fiiiiiiiiiiine. But you wash any blood on the truck

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

It wasn’t my fault it looked dirty.

Great. Besides the fact that I’ve been driving on the other side of the street for a few years.

[simon-faline]

You killed him. You killed poor Sam.

....no. I have visions of you mowing someone down and while hysterical, won't wash off the truck easy.

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

You see nothing. And when are you going to let me drive your ice cream truck?

[simon-faline]

Kayla, if I didn't stop loving you when you gave my goldfish a bath with shampoo, this also doesn't change that.

How good's your driving?

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

I feel pampered.

[simon-faline]

I see what you did there, though.

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Do I have to pay for it?

[simon-faline]

You? No. Never.

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Don’t take it personally. I don’t know if I’m celebrating at all. My ex-girlfriend dumped me on the 4th of July last year. I’m still recovering.

[simon-faline]

Well she's a bitch and is missing out.

At least stop by for ice cream at some point?

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

I’m very glad I will not be spending the holiday with you.

[simon-faline]

You aren't spending the holiday with your big brother? What good are you?

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

So very patriotic.

[simon-faline]

I plan on being covered in red white and blue body paint and no one can stop me

[simon-faline]

I smell...the smelly smell that smells...smelly...like freedom

America, we must rise

[theoramsey]

Never thought I'd be going to Ohio.

[theoramsey]

You’re a mule, aren’t you?

Yes. Exactly.

[simon-faline]

No, I'm a drug dog. We literally just went over this Theo. Keep up!

Well that'd be a shame. Please don't kill me, I'm too young to die

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Unreliable lighters.

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Can’t be beat.

[simon-faline]

How's it, nugget?

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Unreliable lighters.

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

No, like this.

[simon-faline]

best looking group around

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Unreliable lighters.

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Your face is going to stay stuck like that.

[simon-faline]

like what? This?

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Unreliable lighters.

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Says the guy who just let me borrow his lighter.

[simon-faline]

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Unreliable lighters.

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Thank you.

I just got that one. I think I might have been ripped off. 

[simon-faline]

Always get the crappy bic ones from gas stations. not aesthetically pleasing but they get the job done

also smoking is bad.

[piperprescott-deactivated201409]

Unreliable lighters.

[simon-faline]

Here, use mine.

[simon-faline]

Gee, I wonder where that parking pass came from.

So strange.