Simon...

Simon - They/Them/It/Its | 💢 Aroace and Pansexual I am obv radq 🍓🌈

[simon-queerrr]

Ｓｉｍｏｎ'ｓ 🩸 Ｉｎｔｒｏ

Basic Information:

-My name is Simon (Iron Lung), I identify as 18-20 years old though as a medium just use 19. I use They/It pronouns and other neos I may add later on.

-I'm a little odd with gender though please see me as masculine but not a man if that makes any sense.

-I'm a questioning OSDD sys but for now I don'g lanel myself with OSDD and just call myself a median sys of around 9. I'm still figuring put my plurality

-I'm currently hyperfixated on Project Hail Mary (PHM) and Iron Lung (Bloodymary yes ✅) so right now nothing else matters other than that.

-Special Interests: Space, Medicine, and the Military. Do not ask me shit about it cause I don't know. I promise I enjoy them, just anything I learn I forget cause I have severe memory problems.

-BYI: I'm physically disabled (I'm a mobility aid user, I'm hard of hearing, my vision is terrible to where I can't read anything other than normal text), I am mentally ill (OCD, possible BPD, C-PTSD), I'm autistic and possibly have ADHD.....(gotta catch em all)

-Sideblogs: @radically-wrrecked (selfship blog) , @wrrecked (vent blog)

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Its so hard raising your mother cause what do you mean I just had to teach her how to use lip liner. YOU'RE 32 ALMOST 33 COME ON??

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Rant about my life. Not a vent, a rant. Two very different things. Call this a vent and you will be sent to the dungeons

I gotta act like a suck up to my parents cause it gets me pretty far. They trust me, they see me as somewhat equal. That gives me so much room.

They like my maturity, they like my opinions. They like the fact I'll keep their secrets from each other and the fact I won't complain when they forget things they promised me.

It gives me opportunities but it's SO annoying. I'm apparently understanding, I'm apparently kind, I'm apparently shy. I'm NONE of those things btw yet the persona needs to be kept in order to survive in this household. God free me from this embarrassment.

CALL ME EDGY GO AHEADDDDUHHHHHH you'll be sent to the dungeons too. Imma go drink another five tons of apple juice

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I took melatonin and it hit me immediantly maybe cause I just tool a random drink out of the bottle but ok 😭

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i have a stomach ache guys i ate too much in one setting WHY DOES THAT EXIST

[weebyleijons]

3833 < nullsharing/hypervoidsharing

3833 < being hyper voidsharing, this flag is for beings who feel often "extreme" emotions/reactions to seeing doubles (which can be but not limited to, severe discomfort or visceral reactions such as crying or nausea) and asks all doubles to dni at all costs. its also the beliefs doubles do not exist / arent valid. (this stance is NOT in support of harassing doubles)

this can be for both yumeships/transcharacterdating/soulbonds/DA OR kins/irls

anyone can use this term!!

already coined? consider this an alt term

[simon-queerrr]

I wanna recover but yeah no the avoidant tendencies and be being a complete asshole will be staying as those aren't gonna go away huzzahhh

Recovery won't change my personalityyy

[simon-queerrr]

I wanna recover but like the evil part of me wants to get worse what do I do guys

[simon-queerrr]

im awake unfortunately

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I keep getting called gay I'M NOT GAY kdbsodbdodh I'M not gay.....

[simon-queerrr]

They're in denial. Keep going they'll eventually allow theirself to realize they don't like women lmaoo

-C

[simon-queerrr]

I keep getting called gay I'M NOT GAY kdbsodbdodh I'M not gay.....

[simon-queerrr]

Burps

Replaces your mouth with a kazoo

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i wanna fist ******BUMP someone

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I'm gonna turn into a table now goodbye everyone.....

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Is it evil to have two signoffs....

I'm still #1 hater of jabber but like I found another that fits me...

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If i ever get a partner and they ask me to stop selfshipping, I will either ask for a way that I can or I will break up.

It's the healthiest coping mechanism i have other than hurting myself so if I can not figure out a way to be able to during a relationship i will prioritize my comfortability.

I see this argument of 'why would you break up with a real person for a fictional character' and its way more complicated. Not everything is black and white thinking

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intro update with both sideblogs just incase ppl wanna see me freak out in two different ways