݁ ˖♊️ Simon ⠀.ᐟ

you have no right to be depressed. you haven't tried hard enough to like it!!

[simon-smokes]

oh god. AN INTRO POST?? FROM YOURS TRULY?? A rare occasion.

(I'm adding decor later shh)

Hiya. I'm Simon, but you can also call me Alex! or Alexander if you're fancy like that

MINOR but also super cool and awesome! he/Him transmasc and... scarily straight. hard to believe i like homestuck and car seat headrest, I know.

speaking of, here's sum stuff I find cool ;;

Slenderverse, Car seat headrest and various music, Homestuck, Portal 2, Silent hill 2-3.

basic DNI, I block freely and you'll probably know if im not a fan of you

super amazing and awesome friends

@eulogy-or-biography HABIT kisser and the goon

@psychobotz Hi dad waving from my tumblr

@appl-buonnie orange hare thing

@anointyourdoor THE csh goat of them all! (really cool dude guys trust me)

[psychobotz]

bloodymary to me. simons pov.

(PLEASE NO PHM MOVIE SPOILERS UNDER THIS POST)

[simon-smokes]

says the biggest phm spoilers ever

[simon-smokes]

sometimes I remember that my only goal in life is to be a basic (but not stupid) white dude with a family and a job

someday... someday..

[simon-smokes]

I love watching old youtubers

they're so full of joy and so loud it warms my heart

[simon-smokes]

im sick of meaning I just wanna hold you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[simon-smokes]

go away vultures I'm not dead yet

[clobver-buonnie]

seeing a post and its about you but not your you is weird. this is so weird.

[simon-smokes]

reading this with 0 sleep at 1am what

[simon-smokes]

falls asleep in your inbox

Get outta my fucking ask box. go do something man...

GOODNIGHT UNC WE /P LOVE YOU UNC

[simon-smokes]

my washing machine keeps making this sound that is eerily close to the beginning of a csh song

[fern2fern]

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

if a habit is fed is the rabbit feeding or has the rabbit become one with a habit

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN.

YOU ALL CONFUSE ME.

[simon-smokes]

of a rabbit is running so is the habit but has the habit gone badshit

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

NO, I AM NOT A RABBIT. I CALL PEOPLE RABBITS BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PREY. UNLESS THIS IS INSINUATING THAT THE REASON THE RABBITS ARE RUNNING IS BECAUSE I AM THEN THIS IS WRONG.

YOU’RE AN ODD FUCKER.

[simon-smokes]

if the humble man is a scholar does that then make the habit a altar

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

UH, I DON’T KNOW.

YOU’RE JUST SAYING WORDS THAT LOOSELY MAKE A SENTENCE.

[simon-smokes]

a sentence is defined as a string of words put together by a man who thinks they have power in this unknown yet striving world we inhabit

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

YES, BUT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE.

THERE IS NO MEANING HERE.

[simon-smokes]

there is always a meaning behind the mask of the words that leave our throats

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

if a habit is fed is the rabbit feeding or has the rabbit become one with a habit

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN.

YOU ALL CONFUSE ME.

[simon-smokes]

of a rabbit is running so is the habit but has the habit gone badshit

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

NO, I AM NOT A RABBIT. I CALL PEOPLE RABBITS BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PREY. UNLESS THIS IS INSINUATING THAT THE REASON THE RABBITS ARE RUNNING IS BECAUSE I AM THEN THIS IS WRONG.

YOU’RE AN ODD FUCKER.

[simon-smokes]

if the humble man is a scholar does that then make the habit a altar

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

UH, I DON’T KNOW.

YOU’RE JUST SAYING WORDS THAT LOOSELY MAKE A SENTENCE.

[simon-smokes]

a sentence is defined as a string of words put together by a man who thinks they have power in this unknown yet striving world we inhabit

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

if a habit is fed is the rabbit feeding or has the rabbit become one with a habit

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN.

YOU ALL CONFUSE ME.

[simon-smokes]

of a rabbit is running so is the habit but has the habit gone badshit

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

NO, I AM NOT A RABBIT. I CALL PEOPLE RABBITS BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PREY. UNLESS THIS IS INSINUATING THAT THE REASON THE RABBITS ARE RUNNING IS BECAUSE I AM THEN THIS IS WRONG.

YOU’RE AN ODD FUCKER.

[simon-smokes]

if the humble man is a scholar does that then make the habit a altar

[f33d-ur-h4b1ts]

if a habit is fed is the rabbit feeding or has the rabbit become one with a habit

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN.

YOU ALL CONFUSE ME.

[simon-smokes]

of a rabbit is running so is the habit but has the habit gone badshit

[simon-smokes]

just realised my feed isn't car seat headrest enough today..

this WONT STAND

[timwrightsrighthook]

(whispers) It's free real estate

[willtoledo-daily]

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