you literally couldn't be a bigger mess

Estelle ~ 16 ~ she/her ~ I like Hamilton and books and whatever else is here

[vaporwavedotorg]

2016 was eight years ago [2017]

[atheistjack-deactivated20190109]

via  godless.glasses

[entanglingbriars]

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

[redgoldblue]

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years

[abomination-of-gender-deactivat]

I need people to understand that the viral onion article that’s going around has been posted five times over the years, always verbatim except for the name of the city and number of dead.

[quentintortellini]

pen pals with benefits

[orvii-deactivated20180402]

the old andrey can’t come to the phone right now. why? oh, cause he

isnt here

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and blogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[marauders4evr]

Aw, how’s this for some good old nostalgia?

Wait…

No way.

I guess nobody remembered that I was on FictionPress, too.

So, hi. I’m the girl you all knew as Tara. My FF.net account really was hacked (twice!), once in 2006 and again in 2009. As of 2017, Support still doesn’t answer my requests to regain it, although I can’t say I blame them. They’re probably scared I’ll flood their site with poorly written sex scenes again.

I’m lucky the hackers never migrated to this account, considering it had the exact same login credentials. (They’ve since been changed, don’t worry.)

I’ll let the account’s creation date speak as to whether it’s legitimate or not.

Thank you all so, so much for keeping My Immortal alive over the years. You fill my heart with so much love. (Preppy moment, oops.)

That’s about all I have to say for now.

—

Because I’ve received several messages asking this, and predict I may receive more, I’ll answer it here. No, I am not Lani Sarem. Really bad fiction simply tends to read the same. No, I’m not on Facebook. Or Deviantart. Or MySpace. Or Youtube. (Etc.) I am on Tumblr. But I use my real name there, and it’s not Tara.

She’s okay!

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I cannot believe that the Handbook for Mortals scandal got so bad that Tara Gilespie herself came back from the ether of the internet underworld to deny she wrote the damn thing!

[omgkatsudonplease]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY FUCKIN LIFE

[harrypotterconfessions]

AAAHHHHHH YOU GUUYYSS

[roryomolly]

[leepacey]

[sexyminecraftgirlfriend-deactiv]

[great-comet-shitposts]

Anatole entering The Opera like

[enthusiasticmusicalquotes]

I SHOULD TELL I BLEW THE CANDLE OUT JUST TO GET BACK IN

[heyitsjazmin8]

ツ

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[nooniebaddass-deactivated201804]

I Was Always On Green Because My Mama Didn’t Play That Shit.

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I got a Red for the first time ever cause I launched a basketball at this girls face 😭😭 it was an accident tho I swear lmao

[lycantherous]

This traumatized so many kids. I knew someone who had no memory of this until I said the phrase “go flip your card” and suddenly they remembered everything

[soon-the-moon-will-love-me-back]

I went from green straight to red because I gave my friend a piggyback ride for like five seconds

[i-am-grell]

America are y'all okay..?

[mfal-moved-deactivated20200731]

just bc i like to know: what does ur phone case & lock screen look like?

[fratboykate]

[yourethecommander]

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

What you should all be impressed by is Alexander Hamilton’s ability to limbo right under the super low bar Eliza set for him as a husband…

[talesandfluff]

“Just stay alive, that would be enough”

[ivyrobinson]

i didnt know, dad…I had no way of knowing that my beginning would be your end.  (insp.)