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simon barlow | the enigma

[alec-lillard-blog1]

“Thanks for being the first person tonight to openly acknowledge that I’m human garbage. Your honesty is refreshing, dude. Do you think you could do a better job at design or are you just trying to find something to complain about?”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“Figured you don’t get it enough. You’re welcome. I don’t need to search for things to complain about, they’re right there. I think the theme choice in general was shitty and kinda lazy. The Gammas have done better. I’m not gonna pat them on the back when I expected more. This is mediocre at best, I’d think it was a tri pi party if I didn’t know any better.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

imssg ✉ kissin' kate barlow 💋

olivander: oaky but it wasn't a sex thing SO DON'T MAKE IT A SEX THING

olivander: yeah yeah it'll be great! this is so layer i'm alive for the very first time

olivander: bless. do you think it'll be difficult to find someone with a realistic centaur costume?

simon: but now i can't stop making it a sex thing, that's all i'm thinking about. you're into weird shit

simon: i'm happy to have reawakened you, you were missed

simon: ...i think it'll be difficult to find someone with one in general, let alone a realistic one. you look crafty, you could probably make it

[carsondallas]

“I know the fridge looks a little wild right now but bear with me. I had to go shopping for food for the Halloween party and haunted house. Just, whatever you do, if it’s got a pumpkin sticker on it, don’t touch. I labeled all party related food so you guys know what not to eat. And don’t drink the jugs with red juice in them. It’s fake blood that I need for the cupcake display.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“Oh this is precious. Look how into it you’re getting. Where’d you get those pumpkin stickers, make em yourself?”

[pwilder]

“Maybe you trained yourself to choose when and where you get upset, but that’s not me, and I’m not going to apologize for having emotions, despite you trying to shame me for it. You chose to come talk to me, I didn’t ask for your attention or your sympathy. In fact, I asked you to leave me alone several times, yet here you are still trying to pry it out of me. Sorry, but I don’t have to do everything SImon says.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“That’s called being an adult, most people after a certain age train themselves not to completely lose it in front of other people. Otherwise you come off as an attention seeking child begging for someone to look their way. I’m not shaming you for having emotions, I’m shaming you for displaying them for the world to see. Honestly you should be happy I even asked, half of the people around here would probably laugh and say you deserved it seeing you in this state. Good joke, did you get that off a popsicle stick?”

[andrew-murdock-archive]

“It is just a way of speaking, Simon, just a way of speaking.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“Sure that’s what it is. You keep thinking that buddy.”

[mckenzieholtxx]

“You’re one of the funnest guys I know, Simon. I trust you alone can save the campus from total death by boredom. Maybe that’s true. Are you saying you don’t trust me? Do you think I’m some kind of evil mastermind secretly? You might be right.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“If anyone could it’d be me, but I don’t know. It’s gotten pretty bad, I might not be able to pull it off alone. I could use a partner. I’m saying you have to watch out for the sweet ones, and you’re as sweet as they come. No one would ever expect you, I bet you’ve used that to your advantage a few times in your life. Evil mastermind isn’t completely out of the question.”

[pwilder]

“So what? I’m sorry I wasn’t magically cured when you rubbed salt in my wounds. I’m not going in circles for a third time about this with you. Just go away. If I wanted to talk about it, I would have.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“Rubbed salt in your wounds? Really? If you put half of the energy you use for your dramatics into actually fixing your shit you wouldn’t be so screwed up. You want to be coddled, that’s the reason you’re making a scene. You can pretend that’s not the case, but you wouldn’t be crying publicly if it wasn’t.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

imssg ✉ kissin' kate barlow 💋

olivander: IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A SEX THING!!! like a sidetable for demons or something. either way there will be a place for them nOw so don't worry about it

olivander: fuck yes! i'll see if any of the guys want to offer up their rooms to let people wander/get chased into.

olivander: also should we set up a maze because then i'm going to NEED bear traps

simon: wow

simon: see i wasn't even thinking a sex thing but now i'm definitely thinking you'd use it for a sex thing

simon: they'll be jumping at the chance and if they're not i trust you can be persuasive

simon: 100% there should be a maze and bear traps

[jxhnnywalker-blog]

“Except you were implying I was going to find a way to fuck up even with the instructions in front of me.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“Which is still possible.”

[andrew-murdock-archive]

“As always, my fellow Gamma sisters killed with a party theme. Where can I get bedazzled?”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“You do know you’re not a Gamma sister, right?”

[tiffany-cox]

“God, this party is so boring. I invented a game, do you wanna join? I am throwing crackers at people who dressed terribly.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“You’re gonna run out of crackers.”

[alec-lillard-blog1]

“This theme is so classy. I almost feel like I don’t belong here and instead should hang out outside next to the trash cans. Anyways, kudos to the Gammas. Those my girls.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“You do belong outside with the trash cans, but that has nothing to do with the theme. It’s not classy, this place looks like a planetarium. Not even one of the really nice ones either.” 

[simonbarlow-blog1]

imssg ✉ kissin' kate barlow 💋

olivander: i hadn't thought that far ahead. im sure i could have found something to do with them

olivander: exactly. i'm thinking at least a few people have to get possessed. i don't know if we should go for more psychological torture or gore

olivander: would it be too much to lead people into the basement and then climb out of that vent??

simon: not even gonna ask

simon: psychological for sure, that's the shit that really scares people to death. plus gore's too easy and everyone else will probably go that route

simon: there's no such thing as too much, it's halloween. everyone talks about it like it's the greatest thing in the world, they'll be all over it

[simonbarlow-blog1]

imssg ✉ kissin' kate barlow 💋

olivander: i do my best for you :*

olivander: great! i already told them to order 3 so it would've been awkward trying to cram all of them in my room

olivander: LISTEN. we can't all be perfect okay. we have a decent half plan and more than enough funding to cover the other half so;

olivander: a full on seance bleeding into some insidious territory? pulling real people from the group walking through??? i want them terrified

simon: i appreciate that

simon: three?? what if i didn't like them?

simon: well i guess half of a plan is better than no plan

simon: i'm down for that. if no one runs out crying we didn't do our job right. we can get some of the guys looking demonized to pull people from the group

[mckenzieholtxx]

“Ah, well I wouldn’t of known anything about it if people weren’t talking about it all throughout campus. I guess it’s the most excitement here in a while. You don’t think it’s funny? What sort of pranks would you find funny, Simon?”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“It’s sad that this is what goes for excitement around here these days. We’ve gotta do something to liven things up. No I don’t think it’s funny, we’re old enough to come up with more clever pranks. I’d share my ideas, but what’s to stop you from using them against me, huh?”

[jxhnnywalker-blog]

“That’s where you’d be wrong. Just because I’m not bragging to everyone I see, doesn’t mean that i don’t know how to cook.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

“That’s actually not what I said. I just said you don’t look like you cook. Listening skills, my friend.”

[simonbarlow-blog1]

imssg ✉ kissin' kate barlow 💋

olivander: up &&& and at 'ems Simon Says . do you love this or would you die for this?

olivander: [ attached image: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d4/cb/9b/d4cb9b322172271d1c1e929d8fff2633.jpg ]

simon: you're my favorite wake up call

simon: oh right, as decorator~ i've gotta weigh in on this stuff. i love it

simon: do we have an actual theme yet