DIRTY LITTLE SECRET

don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

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@scarlettcolemean: so proud of this school for realizing true royalty. super excited to start my reign with lovely king. happy homecoming ♡ ( + http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbp83undi41r70p2ko1_r2_500.jpg )

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@scarlettcolemean: crowning time is almost coming up - public survey: who do you think will win? xx

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@heathbar: @scarlettcolemean i was trying to embrace the #gossip life!!! am i doing it wrong

@scarlettcolemean: @heathbar if you think mocking me over twitter will offend me, then you might have to think again, martin.

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@jollygreenegiant: @scarlettcolemean im not sure. hopefully not. we both know that i've had too much attention these past couple weeks.

@scarlettcolemean: @jollygreenegiant that's never a bad thing, benjamin. *winky face emoji*

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@heathbar: @scarlettcolemean update: #scarlett has literally nothing #better to do than #gossip about everyone who has some semblance of a #life

@scarlettcolemean: @heathbar says the person who used four hashtags in one tweet. hm.

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@jollygreenegiant: @scarlettcolemean: scarlett colemean @ it again. tell me, scarlett, are you hoping to win homecoming queen this year?

@scarlettcolemean: @jollygreenegiant a true queen doesn't need a crown to prove her worth. besides, i'm willing to let someone take the spotlight this year - what about you, benjamin? are you our future hoco king?

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@scarlettcolemean: your favorite gossip blogger is live tweeting the one and only oakview homecoming. ♡ make sure to tweet me juicy gossip since i can't be everywhere at once XO

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alaska sucks olivers dick

probably convenient that they’re next-door neighbors then, huh? i always knew the jesus lover thing was nothing but a disguise.

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to whoever sent in that confession about me and sam, there's no need to speculate or whatever - it happened, unfortunately, but i don't blame you for not catching on sooner because it was probably the worst thirty seconds of my life. literally.

well, look at that --- lil’ miss jesus freak isn’t as holy as we thought her to be, folks. but that’s okay, i always knew you’d have your own special place in hell with the rest of us, alaska --- plus, it was only a matter of time before you and your minion hooked up, anyways. nice to know the cat’s out of the bag now.

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i am completely and utterly in love with oliver boyd and i want him.

then you can have him --- clearly no one else wants him, so.

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im a cashier suck my DICK

interesting.

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who do you think will go to homecoming together

oliver and heath might as well go together — or maybe they’d share mila as their date since they seemed to get so heated talking about her at ben’s party. alice and emmett seem to be flirting lately, so i can see them going together. sophia’s pretty much outlawed grayson and his whole friend group, so she’d probably settle for luke or something. alaska and ben should go, just for old time’s sake, but knowing alaska, she’d probably just go with sam out of pity or “because they’re best friends”. and grayson can go with me — we’d make a great king and queen.

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what do you think about the oliver and heath situation

there clearly isn’t a situation anymore, seeing as how they made up. kinda sad, though — best friends breaking up always creates the best drama.

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     nothing really says the start of a new school year like lil’  old ben greene’s infamous back-to-school bash, and this year, fortunately, did not disappoint. oakview’s own notorious lovebirds got into a pretty heated fight before directing their rage towards the host himself, alice did everyone a favor and pushed alaska’s pathetic ass into the pool, and the cops came to make sure that the night really did end in a bang. too bad poor benjamin’s in jail right now, or else he could marvel in his viral fame that the video of him getting beat up brought him --- which yours truly recorded, by the way. 

     anyways, enough about me --- your favorite gossip blog is up and running again, so keep me updated, bitches. 

xoxo, scarlett ♡