system of a vamp

32, nonbinary (he/him|they/them), vampire(bat), neurodivergent (Autism, plurality, anxiety, PTSD, DPDR, MDD), preg-brained, World of Darkness enjoyer/player/storyteller, writer. no AI, except fictional, true AI; art is created by the living and the dead, not by algorithms that aren't even capable of being horny for creation.

[simonthevampyre]

Pinned Pregnancy Post List:

(Made this list, since you can only pin one post.)

"I'm not pregnant, it's only..."

Cyoforin, pseudocyetic (pseudopregnancy-inducing) medication, info sheet PDF for formulations alpha through omega

Cyoforin vector-based box art (technically outdated)

Pregnant Vampires in Vampire: The Masquerade (Revised, 20th, and 5th Edition)

Pregnancy Ritual and Formula PDFs for Vampire: The Masquerade (5th Edition, Dark Pack)

Preg-Themed Mock Combat (faser tag, water fights, paintball, boffer battles)

Cyoforin-infused chocolate bar concept

Alternate Cyoforin delivery systems

Cursed Preg Amulet

Preg Button

List of Preg-Cursed Stuff

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[hiimneptune]

Listen, nobody who's ever opened a history book says we didn't do that shit first. Pick an atrocity and chances are there was a time europeans did it on mass to someone for the sake of profit. The difference, is that we have for the most part put that behind us, while the US is just sinking deeper and deeper into it. We're not perfect, and we were a lot worse in the past. But it has been a while since we were the problem

[momoboyds]

so the racism, antiblackness, islamophobia, and hatred for immigrants just disappeared huh

[creatingblackcharacters]

"its been a while since we were the problem" someone Black was murdered by police violence in Ireland last month

[mousidy]

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

[mousidy]

a very interesting terf objection to this one boils down to "but how would the state know who to protect?" because it speaks to the incredible privilege of being in a class the state actually ever remotely wants to protect. most oppressed groups do not want the state to have a registry of them, lol

[mousidy]

the patriarchy has done a great job convincing white cisgender women that it's in their best interests to maintain it

[mousidy]

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[daysleftofsecondterm]

DTFQ on 960 days left

[adhd-alien]

Why can I only get myself to work 2 days before deadline?? 😭 Part 2 & Poster version http://adhd-alien.com Why am I a Fish? I don't know but I'm live right now http://twitch.tv/adhd_alien/

[demilypyro]

transfem Jax, or as I like to call her, Jax,

[demilypyro]

well yes Dax is also transfem but that's not who I'm talking about right now

[cupcakeshed]

[dailycatsblog]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[vaspider]

I had no clue Oscar Wilde was anti semetic! I read up on it a bit and I assume you have evidence from the Picture Of Dorian Gray, which I hadn't read. I saw someone saying that the character in it is a parody and at most Wilde was insensitive since some of his closest friends and supporters were a jewish couple, but I'd really like to hear your input on that matter

Some quotes:

From The Picture of Dorian Gray:

A hideous Jew, in the most amazing waistcoat I ever beheld in my life, was standing at the entrance, smoking a vile cigar. He had greasy ringlets, and an enormous diamond blazed in the centre of a soiled shirt…

For some reason or other, the house was crowded that night, and the fat Jew manager who met them at the door was beaming from ear to ear with an oily, tremulous smile. He escorted them to their box with a sort of pompous humility, waving his fat jeweled hands, and talking at the top of his voice. Dorian Grey loathed him more than ever. 

This is a recurring character who is shown to bow and scrape before anyone who he thinks might be able to give him some advantage, and who tries to emulate English nobility but gets it wrong because he is ‘the wrong sort.’ 

Harry, the Jewish theatre owner, is also shown to be taking financial advantage of a young actress’s debts to keep her ‘bound to him.’ Harry’s insistence that he wants to ‘introduce’ her to Dorian is a clear implication that this theatre owner is also a pimp. 

It is a ‘Jewish doctor’ who is responsible for infusing the blood of others into a man to make him totally evil.

Some people have argued that he was parodying George Eliot here, and that since ‘he had a Jewish friend,’ specifically a novelist who he called ‘The Sphinx,’ gosh, he couldn’t be antisemitic (I know, I groaned out loud too), but read on, friends! It only gets worse from here!

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[covid-safer-hotties]

"I'll try not to breathe on you" like what the fuck is going on in these people's heads?

[gloviiz]

New viral TikTok comment section reaction image

[shamebats]

I think it's linguistically very interesting that Americans have come up with phrases like "I don't believe in [X thing or concept that very much exists]" and "[something/someone] makes me uncomfortable", the former betrays a very belief-centered mindset where material reality doesn't matter (the sentence "I don't believe in vaccines" should not make sense, it's like saying you don't believe in lamps, but what it really means is that they personally don't like/agree with it) and the latter phrase for example can't even be translated properly into my native language afaik. In Slovene you can say that you are uncomfortable, but you can't just fully make it about someone/something else. You can feel uncomfortable, a conversation can be uncomfortable (adjective), but your feeling of discomfort is yours, nobody is making you feel that way.

Which might not sound like a big deal but there's a huge difference between admitting that you're uncomfortable in the presence of large dogs VS saying that large dogs actively make you uncomfortable. Like they're not doing anything, the large dogs are just there, you're the one who's feeling uncomfortable, it's an emotion you are feeling.

Another American phrase I have a issue with is "I feel like" when you're expressing an opinion. Why are you saying "feel" when "think" is right there? If I had to guess, I'd say that you don't want to take full ownership of what you're saying. Thoughts and opinions are seen as more open to criticism than feelings.

I think it's all pretty telling. Also, the worst part is that it's spreading to other languages too. We have to actively resist the influence of the American mindset.

[rainecats]

Not having a binary gender can be really hard. Especially if you present more masculinely or femininely but your gender isn’t the same. I see you, I understand you. You’ll find people who get it. You don’t need to feel bad about not fitting the norm. Gender and sex are more complex than other people think- there’s nothing wrong with not fitting into a binary that barely exists in the first place. You deserve to feel safe. You don’t need to be a boy or a girl, you can be you, and that’s ok. I’m not a boy or a girl either, we’re in this together, ok? We’ll get through this.

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[curseofthebbc-deactivated202507]

The smarter and weirder she is the more brains you have to fuck out.