Victor simping Enrico Maxwell

he/him | 24yo | gay as fuck | artist & writer | sometimes NSFW | Muses: Enrico Maxwell, Vanity (OC) | Don't expect too much from me here. Just probably art of Enrico Maxwell and my OC, some short stories that aren't really stories and TONS of headcanons.

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

⛧ Some basic info ⛧

Name: Victor or Ezekiel (for friends it's also Vic and Zeke)

Age: 23yo

Pronouns: he/him/his

Sexual orientation: aromantic mlm gay (I am probably homoflexible, but I make jokes about being gay so yeah.)

MBTI type: INTJ

Zodiac sign: Capricorn (I knew my Moon and Rising too, but I forgot, lol.)

Fandoms: Hahahaha, I am in too many fandoms that it's hard to name them all. But here I will be mostly annoying with Hellsing because that's my brainrot for a year or so by now. But if you want to know more about fandoms I am in, my DMs are always open.

You may ask me about anything and I will try to respond asap, but I have life outside the internet, so I can't really guarantee you that you will get reply the same day. But I will try my best - I promise!

DNI if:

- you are a pedophile/zoophile etc. OR you support ships involving characters that are minors

- you are homophobic/transphobic or any other phobic towards LGBTQ+ community

- you are racist

- you like to cause drama on purpose and you enjoy discourses (I really want to enjoy my time here, and I don't want to be part of some crazy drama incidents.)

[faithintheunknownsblog]

A/n: I only came up with this list bc I already had Integra’s favorite ice cream flavor canoned in my mind so I figured I make a list lol

Hellsing’s Favorite Ice Cream Flavors

Sir Integra: Mint chocolate chip, with no shame about it

Alucard: Acts like he is too good for ice cream- and sweets in general- but will eat literally any ice cream as long as it isn’t citrusy or mint, you can not have sweets around him

Seras: Strawberry and she makes sure she gets all the chunks

Walter: Butterscotch (the old man without a doubt carries around the hard candies too)

Pip: Cookie Dough

Penwood: He can’t have ice cream anymore because it drives up his blood sugar 😢

Anderson: Coffee (he without a doubt lives and breaths coffee, if Alucard hadn’t of killed him his caffeine addiction would have)

Maxwell: Pistachio (mother fucking psycho path)

Heinkel: Black Cherry

Yumi: Sweet Mango Mochi

The Major: Vanilla (basic bitch)

Doc: Hot fudge sundaes with all the fixings

Luke: Vanilla (another basic bitch)

Jan: He doesn’t care for ice cream, get him a blue raspberry slushies

The Captain: Chocolate (I am not even going to lie I am only doing this out of irony since dogs aren’t supposed to have chocolate)

Dandy Man: Vanilla Gelato (less of a basic bitch but still basic)

Schrödinger: He doesn’t like ice cream because the first time he had it he ate it too fast and got a brain freeze so now he’s scared of it

Rip: Cheesecake but she adds gummy bears to it

Zorin: Rum Raisin

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

I'm laughing so hard. Why does it fit SO perfectly???

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

We discussed this with my partner and we agreed that in English dub THIS would be perfect voice claim for Enrico. I'm not saying that his original voice would be bad or so, but I think it's too deep for him.

But this?

Perfection.

Also, the way singer pronounced “wrapped in your regret”??? - Gave me so much of impression of Enrico. (Believe me I have Maxwell's “I can offer you my pity, but forgiveness? Never! Now prepare to be purged from the Earth.” as my notification sound, so I know what I am taking about.)

Not to mention, that imagining Enrico singing this makes me week in my knees. Totally not simping.

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[valentines-wh0re-deactivated202]

BAHAHA

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.

I need to show this to my partner.

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

kinda fucked up that the idea of a misogynistic Nazi rapist and murderer being trans "brings [you] so much joy". project yourself onto some better fucking material, goddamn.

Okay, so... I am not sure where I should start, so I am apologizing in advance if this answer is a little bit messy. But that's all I am going to apologize for.

I don't know what your personal issue is and if it's about me headcanoning someone as trans, or because it's Millennium character. But I will state right here, right now that I DO NOT agree with what Jan did/said during attack on Hellsing mansion. I am not trying to justify him or glorify him.

The thing is, that personally, as a trans guy who is part of the community, I can see pattern/hints, that can be a great base for the headcanon. It doesn't have to do anything with "me projecting". Like, bro, I headcanon Jessie Pinkman as a trans guy too. Does that immediately make me a methhead? I don't think so.

And yes, trans Jan headcanon brings me joy. Do you know why? Because I love the relationship that Valentine bros have. And I can absolutely imagine how Luke became supportive older brother, who was excited to actually teach his younger brother all the "guy stuff". Because the brothers are great siblings who care about each other. And that's what matters.

Hellsing series aren't providing us with morally good characters who's actions are usually questionable, or absolutely unjustifiable. So if you want to get upset about every single person having headcanon, well go ahead, I guess???

Or you can just save yourself a trouble and just block me.

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

The Hellsing Organisationen also takes screenshot requests. You can just get into their inbox

Didn't know that, and I am already making notes.

[cocolacola]

so tired of "alucard would listen to death metal". i want to hear the most out of pocket "hellsing music taste" takes. me personally i think he would love some jazz and maybe some pop if he heard the right stuff

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

I'm sorry, but I can absolutely imagine him listening to Lady Gaga. FIGHT ME.

[the-hellsing-organisation]

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God, I LOVE when someone casually post every single screenshot of Enrico. Because at this moment I'm running out of new fanarts and pictures of him, so I am grateful even for screenshot that I don't have in my gallery.

[loadinghellsing]

Congrats on Heinkel's Top Surgery!

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

I'm so happy for them!!!

[valtsv]

plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

I mean... I already draw Enrico in dress, because I enjoy him wearing dresses/skirts, but I guess I will have to draw him in some of Vanity's outfits.

Challenge accepted.

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Alu simps…

I headcanon Alucard to be 8’0. (8 feet)

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

Interesting, interesting... At least Vanity won't lose him in crowd. Also, she would literally look like little gremlin next to him with her height 5'8".

[valentines-wh0re-deactivated202]

True, and Bryn is 5’3….she a small lady lol.

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

I love how Bryn is even smaller than Vanity. She is the short queen.

[nicotinaddict]

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

He looks so done with his life and THAT'S HOT. (Maybe because I am done with my life too, lol.)

[valentines-wh0re-deactivated202]

Alu simps…

I headcanon Alucard to be 8’0. (8 feet)

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

Interesting, interesting... At least Vanity won't lose him in crowd. Also, she would literally look like little gremlin next to him with her height 5'8".

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

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If you ever want to talk: My tumblr ask is always open.

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[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

Basically.

Also, fun fact! Enrico used white phosphorus during London crusade but since agreement in Geneva in 1980 is illegal to use bombs with white phosphorus/white phosphorus in civilian areas.

So yeah, my man is legit war criminal.

[payaso-affairs]

I made a thing y'all

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

I feel this on personal level. Especially with Vanity who is one of my favourite self-inserts/OCs, has the richest backstory, most headcanons, most art... And overall I invested the most time into her.

[laski-and-sage]

Imagen Alu is like a fucking cat. All the typical things a cat does, he does too. Just glue fucking ears on his head, man....

- He purrs when happy (yeah I know that bats can purr too)

- He hisses and claws

- Very clean (high maintance)

- Jumps up from sleep when he smells something good

- Yells when everybody is asleep

- Needs comfort even though he says everytime that he is independent and doesn't need that shit

- Gets jumpscared by a toaster or a cucumber

- Wants attention

- Can't be seen most of his awaken phases

- Sometimes very narcisstic shit

- His pupils dilate when he sees something he likes

- Smacks shit off of every surface

- Would hiss at the roomba when Seras puts googly eyes on it

- Stares right at you

- Stares at seemingly empty corners to make you feel paranoid

Maybe more edits to come, you can comment your own ideas if you want though!

[simp-for-enrico-maxwell]

I absolutely LOVE the idea of vampires acting like cats. One of my fav headcanons of all the time.