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‘Executive order’ is a contradiction in terms. – Tradecraft

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I didn’t say ‘men have feelings too.’

I said men have feelings: two.

If only not finding out meant one wasn’t f***ing around.

If I could verify my humanity, I wouldn’t be clicking on your self-affirmation website in the first place.

I don’t need an emotional support animal, I need an emotional support animal!

Oh what a tangled web's resultant, when first we hire a weaving consultant.

If enough sh*t hits the fan blades, they’ll stop rotating.

Always jump to collusions.

Less addenda, more subtracta.

The truth hurts? Has the truth tried a nerve block?

Get rich tie-dying using dry tying or die trying.

Sh*t doesn't happen. Happening sh*ts.

I’ve never felt so alone.

(Is there a way I can feel more alone? This is GREAT!)

Socialism, fascism, tourism – all the monolithic ideologies are basically the same.

“What makes you think the whole world revolves around you?!” my mother demanded, as I slowly rotated my gaze to maintain eye contact.

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