The Covert Comic

John Alejandro King AKA the Covert Comic is believed to be the only person to have had a poem about the President's Daily Brief published while also having published items (not that poem) in the President’s Daily Brief.

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It pays to have good peoples kills.

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I didn’t say ‘men have feelings too.’

I said men have feelings: two.

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If only not finding out meant one wasn’t f***ing around.

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If I could verify my humanity, I wouldn’t be clicking on your self-affirmation website in the first place.

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I don’t need an emotional support animal, I need an emotional support animal!

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Oh what a tangled web's resultant, when first we hire a weaving consultant.

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I’m nonbinary because I hate alternatives.

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If enough sh*t hits the fan blades, they’ll stop rotating.

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Always jump to collusions.

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Less addenda, more subtracta.

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The truth hurts? Has the truth tried a nerve block?

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Get rich tie-dying using dry tying or die trying.

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Sh*t doesn't happen. Happening sh*ts.

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I’ve never felt so alone.

(Is there a way I can feel more alone? This is GREAT!)

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Socialism, fascism, tourism – all the monolithic ideologies are basically the same.

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“What makes you think the whole world revolves around you?!” my mother demanded, as I slowly rotated my gaze to maintain eye contact.