What more could I lose

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random person: excuse me y/n, are you currently dating someone?

y/n: uh-yes but they live in another nation

random person: which nation?

y/n: um my imagination

*my imagination*

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(I'm celebrating my 2nd anniversary on Tumblr 🥳)

Tony: Wanda is a weapon, Y/n! You're married to a weapon!

Y/n: If you ever speak disrespectfully again about my wife, I'll kill you.

*you laugh*

Y/n: Sorry that sounded like a joke. I will actually kill you.

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Yelena: We need water.

Y/n: Humans can go days without water. So relax.

Yelena: That is a hundred percent not true.

Y/n: Oh yeah? How long then?

Yelena: Yeah, I don't know! Nineteen hours?

Y/n: Nineteen? I've slept nineteen hours without water, you idiot!

Yelena: WHO SLEEPS THAT LONG?!

Y/n: I HAD A BAD DAY!

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Enid: I love you guys, you are the best thing that ever happened to me.

Y/n: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?

Enid: Yes!

Wednesday: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Sam: So, are you two dating now?

Y/n & Tara: Yes.

Sam: Why?

Y/n: I happen to find Tara very appealing.

Sam: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Tara.

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*at 3am*

Natasha: *runs into Y/n’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Y/n: *wakes up* Dude!

Natasha: *cackles*

Wanda: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Y/n* What the fuck, Natasha?

Natasha: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

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Wanda: Do you love me?

Y/n: We're literally married.

Wanda: Yeah, but as friends or-

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Peter: I need to feel something. Y/n could you tell me something that will piss me off?

Y/n: I still have a mom and a dad

*Tony,Bucky,Kate,Wanda,Thor,Loki,Steve staring at y/n*

Y/n: And i got no issues with my siblings

Peter: Yep, that will do it

Wanda: Run

Steve: Get back here kid!

Tony: How can a 16 years old run so fast?

Yelena: I'm gonna kill your sister and brother

Y/n: Hurry up spider boy!

Peter: Stop calling me that!

Thor: Are you seriously taking her side?

Nat: What's going on?

Kate: Y/n got the perfect family

Nat: Oh you better- We are not going to hurt you!

Wanda: Speak for yourself

Peter: Come on guys chasing 16 years olds?

Y/n: Yeah, and one with parents!

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Wanda: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Y/n: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

-

Natasha: And you just ran away?!

Wanda: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

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Y/n: So you think you could have me?

Tara: I mean...couldn't i?

Y/n: Oh fuck

Tara: Yes or no? *she walks closer to you*

Y/n: Yes

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Strange: I'm y/n's father figure

Tony: *from heaven* so was i..

Peter: I'm y/n's best friend

Natasha: *from heaven* so was i..

Thor: I'm y/n's boyfriend

Steve: *from heaven* so was i..

Wanda: I'm always there for y/n

Loki: *from heaven* so was i..

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Y/n: I just don't understand why we are in trouble.

Steve: You really don't understand why you are here?

Yelena: It's not our fault if we turn heads when we walk into a room!

Steve: Actually it was kind of your fault when you walked into that room and then snapped the necks of seven men.

Natasha: I mean when you phrase it like that...

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Nat: I got a date tonight

Steve: Ah this one in the compound?

Nat: I didn't say that

Steve: You face did, who is it?

Nat: I'm not gonna say, if they want to they can but it seem like they don't so i won't

Steve: Hmm noble. Is it Bucky?

Nat: No

Steve: Stark?Thor?Bruce?Ooh is it Maria? Is it Maria? Is it Maria? Yeah no no. Umm Clint?

Nat: He's married.

Steve: Yeah the heart wants what the heart wants. Alright moving on. Pietro? Y/n? Y/n? Your face twitched at Y/n

Nat: It did not twitch

Steve: Is it Y/n. Is it Y/n Stark?

Nat: I never said that

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Y/n: *whispering* Do you think it's a bad idea?

Tara: *whispering* it's a bad idea

Y/n: *whispering* I getting mixed signals. Yes or no?

Tara: *whispering* It's a definite no!

Y/n: *whispering* I can't see your mouth through the door

Tara: *whispering* No.no.no.no

Y/n: *whispering* I think you said yes

Tara: *whispering* No!

Y/n: *whispering* I'm going with yes

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Nat: Are you stealing from me again?

Y/n: *holding her hoodie* What? No!

Nat: First my heart, now my hoodie. What's next? My last name?

Y/n: *smiling*

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Y/n: You think i'm crazy?

Wednesday: You being crazy. You were just trying to kiss me

Y/n: No i wasn't

Wednesday: Oh please

Y/n: Alright, maybe i was trying to kiss you

Wednesday: Well, no we're not gonna kiss

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Wanda: Please could you go to the store and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.

Y/N, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados!