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i-fuck-audis

MY FUCKING CAR

maja-paja

serecenhawke

So uh, how long is this infatuation thing supposed to last, cause it's been a little over a year and a half.

#lucanis dellamorte #dragon age veilguard

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

balanced-but-falling-apart

"blah, blah, blah Mellori is annoying blah, blah"

YES...SHES A KID! WHO WAS ISOLATED IN ONE OF THE FURTHEST WORLDS OF THE SPIRAL, THAT WANTED ADVENTURE, AND WAS FULL OF ADMIRATION FOR THE WIZARD BECAUSE YOU BASICALLY SAVED HER FROM LIVING A MUNDANE LIFE IN WHATS BASICALLY THE ARCTIC, AND WANTED TO BE A HERO JUST LIKE YOU, BUT HAD TO GROW UP FAST JUST LIKE THE WIZARD! SHE'S YOU!!! SHE COMES OFF AS TRYING TO HARD BECAUSE SHE IS!!!! SHE CARES WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT HER BECAUSE YOU'RE HER IDOL AND SHES TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU!!

#wizard101 #mellori #kingsisle

stormgated

fuck you *drives away on my book about gay people*

#wizard101 #kingsisle

nerdanel01

never kill yourself. there’s too many GOP senators to outlive and you gotta dance on all their graves.

avidcollectorofdust

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

binooaura

today i learned that the pets that roam the pet pavilion were released there by players. abandoned.

#wizard101 #kingsisle

dawn-eyes

Gay people can never be normal omfg theyre always summoning a deadly meteor to raze Azteca to the ground or some shit 😒. And with a side part too

#wizard101 #wizard101 azteca

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD