“Nice One, Jack Daniels”

#iamjake

[simpforredvigilantes]

I had pretty much given up on Moonvale when we hit a year with no information, but with one instagram story everbyte have set my expectations sky high!!

What’s been happening in the fandom?

[pattinsonsupremacy]

i want to write a love letter to the moment in the movie where batman fails to fly, hits the bridge, then the car and falls on the street, then he just quickly gets up and runs away into the darkness this is so hilarious and straight out of comics i love it so much

[sagegreenlila]

Ngl after watching the new game theory... a fnaf game set in the 70s at a circus would go insatiably hard.

[simpforredvigilantes]

AGGGTM SHOW SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

Matthew Bayton as Elliot ward was genuinely so unsettling in episode 5.

I mean my skin was crawling. Reading Elliot talk about Sal is one thing, but watching that?

Props to Matthew but oh. my. god

OK EDIT: THE SCENE IN THE PRISON IN EP 6. ELLIOT YOU SCARY SCARY MAN STOPPP

[thebisexualwreckoning]

You’re right, it’s not all men, Ravi fucking Singh would NEVER

[jugheqd]

then he looked directly into the camera and said "it's hoodin time!" and red hooded all over the place

[simpforredvigilantes]

Also did anyone else realise that the thing that brought Jason back was the very thing that took him out

No clue if it was intentional but before Jason’s resurrection via the Lazarus Pit was canon, it was actually the result of a supersonic punch from superboy resetting the timeline (idk it was confusing, ok?)

Now ofc that was retconned after Under the Red Hood in 2006. But I still think it’s kinda interesting to think about the parallel of it

[knife-catto]

they killed Jason Todd again? hasn't he been through enough, how about Jason Todd has a nice day, huh

how about Jason Todd takes a fucking VACATION

[barracuda677]

SPOILER!!!

Okay so like, I've seen a lot of complaints about how different Mc is Moonvale. It has been a few weeks since the events at Duskwood, which is roughly about a month. At that time, Mc has had to deal with the grief of losing contact with their friends, of watching what happened at the mines on the news, and worrying whether or not Jake had escaped from the mines and his pursuers. Mc has probably been bending over backward trying to try and find answers, spending countless nights awake and exhausted. They've probably spent all those days obsessing over what happened, barely taking care of themself, and overall just becoming an absolute train wreck. So obviously, Mc is going to be a bit jaded, terse, and just downright tired towards these new strangers. Hell, when we get to talking about Duskwood for the first time with Ash, you can tell how suddenly Mc's demeanor changes. They become more vulnerable and you can just hear the old wisdom mixed in with a new sense of dread in their responses. It's like how Thomas said, sometimes things happen that fundamentally change a person forever. I think Mc will become a little bit more like their old self again come the next episode. They now know that Jake is alive, trying to find them. But they'll still probably be a bit different from how they were before, even if they do become lighter with Jake's return.

[simpforredvigilantes]

THIS!!!

[simpforredvigilantes]

Moonvale spoilers ahead

So we know from Eric that Adam sent our contact info and not our number. Disproving any “wrong number” theory

So Adam would have had to have had our contact already.

This is more of a crack theory, but wouldn’t it be wild if Adam turned out to be Darkness from the dark forum from duskwood ep 6 (i think)

He would have our contact info, and the whole thing with people in the forest, even just the whole vibe Adam is giving is reminding me of darkness.

Please don’t take this too seriously because obviously this is a wee bit of fun.

Also has anyone else seen the “Adam is high” theories over on the duskwood reddit?

[hacked-by-jake]

So, I wanted to point something out just quickly..

Since yesterday I talked several times with some wonderful people on discord. (💚) Probably some of you know which people I mean. Anyway. That's not the point.

I sadly saw a couple of very, veeery rude posts here. Some behaved really very hateful. We never had something like this bad before here.

And I wasn't sure if I should mention it or not.

And now, I got a very lovely anon ask. Then, I had another short conversation with one of the wonderful discord people and now I decided I want to quickly say something about it. Before it gets worse.

Your anger is okay. Your disappointment is okay. Your hate is not. Constructive criticism! That's okay.

If you see someone here, being rude. If you get asks from people being rude and nothing else. Please don't react. I know this can be sooo hard. But do not react. Don't answer hate asks. Don't comment on hate. Your intentions might be pure and kind. But you simply can't talk with some people. They don't want to talk. They want to force you to accept their opinion and throw your own away. And we should not give those people space to share this. No one of us deserves it.

I said before, I love this fandom deeply. With all my heart. And I don't want rude people here. They do not belong here.

Even if you only want to be kind and that's why you answer in any way.. I sadly saw some people in the last days..

Anyway. I'm rambling. Long story short:

Let's take care of this fandom! Let's make sure together it stays as wonderful and lovely as it always was. With nothing but wonderful content and love for each other. For everyone in the fandom.

If you see a rude person, block them. Doesn't matter if their post is rude or just a comment or anything. Don't let these people get close. Block them and keep being part of something so wonderful that doesn't accept hate. If no one reacts, they can post whatever they want. But we should not answer that. In any way.

Maybe you saw the rude ask I got yesterday. I answered it. But a couple of minutes later, I regret it. And I should not have answered.

Don't make the same mistake. Block user with hateful posts. Block hateful asks (you can block anons), don't react to comments.

Don't do that to yourself, no one deserves it. And if no one sees the posts anymore, maybe they won't post more. But by blocking we don't have to care about this. And we should not have to care about it.

Leave criticism, that's okay. But otherwise, be kind. Don't make a fool out of yourself for hating people in a place like that. In a places that's meant to spread positivity.

Stay safe, and don't let them pull you down. This is our fandom, not theirs. 💚

[hacked-by-jake]

Spoiler for the very end!

Warning: Thirsty, shameless fangirling ahead

HIS JACKET!

It's his!!!!!!

HE TOUCHED IT!!! HE WORE IT!!! IT TOUCHED HIS SKIN!!!!! AND IT'S SOOOOO CLOSE TO ME!!!!

IT TOUCHED HIS SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!

HIS SKIN!!!!!!!!

HIS HAIR!!! THIS TOUCHED HIS HAIR!!!!

I want to smell it!!!!! SO BAD!

It smells like it! 100% I don't care about the smoke I swear you can still smell him 😭

HE. BREATHED. AGAINST. THIS!

HIS BREATHED TOUCHED IT

AND IT'S LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO MY EYES

I WANT TO KISS IT I DON'T CARE

SOMEONE GIVE ME A HUGE TEDDY AND IT WILL WEAR THIS BURNED JACKED AND THE MASK AND EVEN HIS SHITTY BACKPACK IT'S GOING TO BE MY BED I WILL SLEEP ON THE GROUND ON IT EVERY BACK PAIN IS WORTH IT

ALAN! PICK IT UP! DO IT! GIVE IT TO ME!

I need it 😭😭😭😭

[simpforredvigilantes]

Hey guys, just wanted to see if anyone else is the same as me on this or if I’m just being unnecessarily picky about Moonvale again.

Spoilers? Maybe kinda? Not really? Spoilers for the gameplay of Moonvale, nothing about the actual plot.

One thing I loved about duskwood is that you could play levels of the minigames without it being a case of “complete 3 levels to continue” like even if I could play the story sometimes I’d just play the minigames for the sake of it plus it meant I could play more of the story at one time and if you “hacked” Hannah and decrypted a file it would unlock itself when the time came.

With Moonvale however, this isn’t an option and the minigames freeze over and you can only play them when you need to get the 3 stars to continue, whereas being able to save up your stars and be able to use them at once to unlock more of the game isn’t an option.

Idk it was just one of the factors of the Duskwood minigames that I really liked and I’m sad to see it gone from Moonvale. Anyone else agree? I haven’t seen anyone mention it so..

[tatestaco]

My thoughts on Moonvale:

*closes Moonvale and opens Duskwood again*

[simpforredvigilantes]

Yeah this…this is how I’m feeling after trying to play Moonvale

[simpforredvigilantes]

Do you guys know that book quote “I have a bad feeling if this girl used the word please, I would give her anything she wanted”?

That’s Jake.

That’s it, that’s the post

[simpforredvigilantes]

Ladies and gentlemen I rest my case

[barclaygoodrow]

Chappell Roan hits so hard

[simpforredvigilantes]

This post is brought to you by singing-into-a-hairbrush-like-you’re-the-main-character-in-a-2000s-movie

[simpforredvigilantes]

Do you guys know that book quote “I have a bad feeling if this girl used the word please, I would give her anything she wanted”?

That’s Jake.

That’s it, that’s the post