haikyuu boys as soccer players
featuring: kuroo tetsurō, tsukishima kei, tendō satori, suna rintaro, miya osamu, miya atsumu, oikawa tooru, and goshiki tsutomu
genre & wc: soccer au! & .55k
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the cocky as f goalies: kuroo, tsukishima, tendō, and suna
each one of them is so cocky during games it’s ridiculous
both tsukki and tendō taunt the strikers and midfielders throughout the entire game. especially during penalty kicks
kuroo typically gets cocky pretty quickly after the other team scores a couple points. this leads to him showing off after he saves the rest of the attempts during a game
tsukishima is the kind of goalie that is very vocal about what he needs from his defense and midfielders about his needs and what he sees on the field to make sure they don’t get scored on
queue the yelling at both hinata and kageyama to race back to defend even if they aren’t even defenders
the unstoppable team: miya a. and miya o.
not a whole team but just the twins
when both of them are on the field they literally cannot be stopped
they are the most unpredictable players in the court at all times and they pride themselves in that (mostly atsumu but osamu claims to be the brains behind their operation)
their favorite thing to do is operation catapult
with osamu in the striker position and atsumu in the mid field position they look at each other for a split second and then osamu is already across the field
atsumu proceeds to launch the ball basically to the other goal where osamu should be
this would work 9/10 times if only there was a little more bore twin telepathy that was happening. so it’s more like a 7/10 times
yes this is oikawa. but it is 100% accurate and you cannot convince me otherwise
first of all he is the best on his team and on the field at footwork
he can go through a whole team, because he has both speed and accuracy with the ball at all times
catch him doing spins and breaking ankles
if someone does manage to catch him, and even be a bit physical (because that’s how soccer is)
he flops. everytime. without fail
he’s on the ground so fast and so dramatically and most of the time it works
he is definitely the kind of player that has a good eye for the game. it’s like everything is happening in slow motion, which makes him a really good midfielder so that he’s able to run the offense and defense if need be
he also is the kind of player that lifts their shirts to wipe their sweat so you can see their abs
and then winks at the stands because he’s cocky too
he is always always always or acting his trick shots, so that if the opportunity presents itself in a game he’s ready
it initially started because tendō told him that he needed to have a signature move (while also dropping the hint that ushijima didn’t have one)
just the fact that ushijima didn’t have one made goshiki want one even more. so he could be the best
so he chose bicycle kicks and is amazing at them
the coaches have to tell him to pay more attention during practice because he’s playing out the scenarios of how his trick shots will look in game