saiki k brainrot

sorry to everyone dealing w me on main I’ll stop posting about saiki there and do it here 🥺

[simpinforsaiki]

i lost the values in the hair by the end but it ok ig ʅ（◞‿◟）ʃ

[majomeowjo]

Honestly, I like to think kusuo's fucked-upness reflects on his body in mundane and unexpected ways too. Like, no, it isn't normal or health that you can dis and relocate your joints with minimal effort. It's also not normal to get daily migraines. Every cardiac alert dog within your vicinity thinks you're dying.

[icereader12]

Someone should write a fic about a service dog who is so convinced that Saiki is dying that the people around him call an ambulance.

Saiki is currently burning off a fever. The doctors won't let him leave.

[majomeowjo]

*puts this in your pocket and leaves*

[majomeowjo]

unfortunately everyone's too worried about saiki to pet him too

[no-psi-nan]

IMPORTANT META:

Does he use the urinal?

Nendo: Yes but he has to stand farther back

Kaido: No, it's too embarrassing and he's been bullied before.

Hairo: Of course!

Toritsuka: Yes, because the temple only has squat toilets and so urinals are a novelty to him. He also loves the stall. I'm sure I don't need to elaborate why.

Kuboyasu: Yes and he's previously had to fight for his life at the same time. Ended up smashing a dude's face into the urinal.

Saiko: Urinals are the poor man's pissoir, so he's had his own luxury bathroom installed with a custom washlet in what used to be the vice principal's office.

Akechi: You already know. Closest thing to a shower piss you can get during school hours plus you get to chat with some buddies. :)

Saiki: There's no way in hell he's using a urinal. Can you imagine how much he'd agonize about making his pissing debut be "like air"?? What size is the least conspicuous. Should he be circumcised. How powerful should his stream be. What would be an appropriate volume considering the time of day. How many times should he shake after. What does he do if someone starts looking at him, or worse, starts talking to him. No. He's a stall man forever and ever.

[no-psi-nan]

IMPORTANT META 2!!

Squad pisser or solo flyer?

Yumehara: She's always dreamed of being part of a piss squad and emerging triumphant from the restroom with her group wearing a fresh face of makeup to conquer the heart of her Prince Charming, just like the movies. She's working on it.

Teruhashi: Solo flyer, it's hard enough to admit that she isn't perfect enough to photosynthesize and she tends to use the restroom as a private breakdown room and/or escape from pressure. She definitely doesn't need questions about how long she's taking in there.

Mera: Solo flyer, she's got shit to do and shit to poo, and the fact that she gets to use a toilet is already a bonus over her scavenging hikes in the woods.

Aiura: Piss squad queen, what better time is there to catch up with the girlies and trade fun makeup finds??

Imu: Solo flyer, she doesn't want anyone ripping off the makeup hacks she learned off tiktok. Plus she sometimes updates her blogs on the loo. Gotta #hustle!!

Hii: She would love to be part of a piss squad someday, especially because she often finds herself with no toilet paper, a broken toilet, and also somehow a wild beast in her stall, and it would just be really great if someone could hand her some toilet paper or a paper towel,,,,

[icky-flix]

(the link in the slide is for maschio il pipo, here for hello kitty https://youtu.be/UH6Kcfx2dJA?si=FkWtykFiMr_fHWnR)

it works better as a full ppt presentation with transition and all but idk how to post that so have the screenshots

[lu-kario]

who let him cook!!!!!

[lu-kario]

sorry i just had to its too perfect

[candieduranium]

i havent even watched this anime but i had a vision

someone else has probably done this already but oh well

[fluffydice]

Nendo: Of course Buddy is psychic. He has a fifth sense

Shun:

Aren: …Really?

Nendo: It’s like he has ESPN or something

[skippersthecat]

Does Kusuke's telepathy canceler go into his brain the way Kusuo's limiters do? Did this man drill a hole into his head!? Honestly I wouldn't be surprised

[therealidiotmcgee]

I think they should hang out (And get seasick together)

[rainacloud]

Every time you give this post a note I get to remove one of his bones

[rainacloud]

158/206

[oceanwithouthermoon]

thought up kusuo in a crop top and was like "thats so out of character he would never do that" and then remembered what a pushover he is in canon and realized he would definitely wear one for like two coffee jellies

[recklessracoon]

I know that this wasn't his main reason for attending university overseas but there's something hilariously ironic about Kusuke leaving home at the tender age of fourteen to finally get some privacy and then moving to one of the most surveilled cities in the world.

[rembeingnormalwouldbeweird]

A wild saiki k episode would be one where they subtly imply that they are all autistic and then never mention it again. That would be insane. I would go insane.

[ghostlyjadee]

Quotes stuck in my head by Saiki k. They are so weird but so funny to me realizing he prob just has anger issues on top of that-

Saiki: That's some weak ass murder snake

Saiki: Rise my zombies 🧟‍♂️

Saiki: With my lEgS

Saiki: I could just destroy their factory...

Saiki: we will NEVER be friends

Saiki: I HOPE YOU DIE

[emerulynn]

so saiteru confession indulgence anyone?

[valtsv]

favorite trope: when someone has a gay little crush but instead of stammering and blushing when called out on it they blow up all the lights with their mind powers or something

[ultimaterobotblorbo]

Ultimate Robot Blorbo: FINALS

BMO (Adventure Time) vs Glados (Portal)

BMO

Glados

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023