your local simp

damn shawty

[godsofhumanity]

[especially]

[recaption]

[eliminated]

[simping-innit]

mood

[photografya-deactivated20230917]

[simping-innit]

cute

[evil-genius-wannabe]

My personality really went from School Nerd to Bookworm to Greek Mythology Enthusiast to Burned Out Former Gifted Kid to Sapphic Dark Academic

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[just-shower-responses]

HEY WHAT

[noxtheox]

we’ve discovered how this image was taken

[just-shower-responses]

fuck you. fuck you. fuck you fu.ck you fu c k u ouj fucK YOU FUCK YOU

[simping-innit]

that’s precisely what they said ;)

[perrfectly]

“Every word has consequences. Every silence, too.”

— Jean-Paul Sartre, from The Sellected Essays  (via perrfectly)

[simping-innit]

What really goes down in my dms

me: ???

my friend: confusion intensifies

me: the speed of your brain is faster than mine dw

[simping-innit]

I choose passing out instead of passing classes

my friend