your stepdad ;)

get the hell out of here jared 18 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[memeuplift]

[catchymemes]

[only-cat-memes]

[only-cat-memes]

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[phantom-shell]

Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket, you will always be famous

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

[ohtransarchon]

thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery

[introvertsnation]

[introvertsnation]

[in-a-mello-mood]

Great writing meme I found on Pinterest that I felt needed to be shared with my mutuals

[anxietyproblem]

[ad-wills]

[c3rvida3]

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

[c3rvida3]

Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[anxietyproblem]

[decafetherealki]

I feel like well after Jesper and Kaz’s friendship is repaired and whatnot that Kaz would still use the Dime Lions thing against Jesper until his dying days.

Jesper: I can't believe you didn't tell me

Kaz: tell you? Do you remember the last time I told you something?

Jesper: I- seriously?

Kaz: yes

Jesper: you're going to use that as an excuse to not tell me you got married?

Kaz: yes, I am

Or

Jesper: I should have known you wouldn't get me a birthday present. Such a betrayal.

Kaz: want to know what betrayal still keeps me up at night?

Jesper: don't

Kaz: the one that I can't seem to forget?

Jesper: alright, never mind. Sorry.

Kaz: your present is my forgiveness 🙄...and Inej asked me to give you these chocolates.

Or

Some random criminal: we have your friend

Kaz: you couldn't catch my girlfriend?

Criminal:....no.

Kaz: Ha. Well, you can keep that one.

Jesper, a gun fully to his head: I told you. He’s going to bring up the Dime Lions thing again-

Kaz: ACTUALLY, I've changed my mind. I'm going to rescue that one because he’ll probably reveal important secrets or something if you keep him.

Jesper: I would prefer it if my fiancé came and saved me. Could we arrange that? I can't stand this man here-

Or

Jesper: I don't agree with-

Kaz: A traitor's opinion isn't valid

Jesper: You make me want to kill something

Kaz: I also felt that way when Pekka told me you were the rat

Jesper: you’re so petty

Kaz: I wasn't always this way. Your actions made me so.

Jesper: THAT IS SUCH A LIE-

Kaz: lying? As in when you lied to me about being a traitor?

Jesper: ohhhhhhhhh my goddddddddd