[expelliarmus-percabeth]

i get that we're very invested in jamesoliver and all but i can't help but think of how meredith is going to feel when she comes back to an empty apartment and realises that oliver has, once again, left her for james.

[yullsmb]

is it just me who has that weird pleasant feeling when she hears the name James?

like, James Potter and James Farrow are just so lovely, it makes me melt

[valkugo]

when oliver marks said "i didn't want to leave him" and "he seemed so fragile i was afraid to touch him" and "i wanted to give richard ten bruises for every one he'd put on james" and "[i] was still holding james but not sure why" and "i wanted him [...] unhurt and unafraid more than i wanted richard alive" and "james, are you okay?" "you okay?" "something's bothering you?" "are you sure?" "are you alright?" "can you tell me what's wrong?" "i just want to help, let me help, okay?" "you can tell me. even if it's bad, even if it's really bad" "it's okay" "it'll be okay" "we'll find a way to fix this" "we'll sort it out" "we'll figure it out" "you know why."

[bvrtysbvtches]

no bc the bi panic oliver must’ve been feeling when he saw both his crushes hate making out with each other

[aurora-sadprose]

can’t stop thinking about how oliver marks went to jail for james, to protect him only to have james farrow absolutely lose his mind over it and die.

[rulesofdisorder]

you can never trust a man because Oliver Marks said “I don’t know it’s like I look at you and suddenly all the sonnets make sense” to Meredith and then almost immediately after took the fall for a crime he didn’t commit and went to prison for 10 years because he was in love with James.

[queenmoriarty]

I still hide you

in my poetry

[macaulaytwins]

I am nothing in my soul if not aesthetic

[mayzarbewithyou-deactivated2023]

Regulus "don't say that, it was real. It was real to me" Black, my beloved

literally 😭

[rocksinkwell]

All the Wrong Wisdom from The Secret History Characters

*Just in case it needs to be said, I endorse none of these views. Comedic purposes only.*

Henry: Murder is not as reprehensible as being an insufferable, uncultured little whiny-ass broke bitch.

Francis: Smoking won't kill you if you kill yourself first.

Camilla: What happens between twins stays between twins, or it leads to multiple counts of attempted murder.

Charles: Good looks don't make up for chronic alcoholism. JK they totally do.

Bunny: The good ones always go first so they can make sure paradise stays a nice beautiful place, with no gays and no catholics and no-

Richard: Be gay, do crime. NO! NO WAIT, NOT BE GAY! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

[therealrichardpapen]

Henry winter wasn't good at math because he was good at murdering

[hannibalismos-jaaneman-deactiva]

raskolnikov from crime and punishment is just lonely henry winter from the secret history on 20th century cough syrup.

[bitchthefuck1]

The Secret History:

[darjeelinh]

what in the fucking multiverse

[girlblocker]

ideally jk rowling will be next

[polyphonetic]

this equation is NOT cute. numbers actually hate being under a square root symbol and it distresses them

[ieailu]

it’s so crucial that i lay down for a bit