heyyy

don't mind meeee

[simpingforreynarameriz]

~intro post~

(yes after being here for like 8 months i’m finally doing an intro post)

hey! you can call me rey or maggie

pronouns: she/he/they

gender: agender

biromantic aro ace flux

cabin 13

sun: aries | moon: aries | ascendant: libra

i love pjo/hoo/toa/marauders era/heartstopper/tsoa/the seven husbands of evelyn hugo/toh/ other things i can’t think of rn

i am a minor jsyk

this is a safe space for all religion, sexualities, genders, etc.

dni

racists, homophobes, transphobes, TERFs, islamphobes, etc.

that’s it, welcome, enjoy the chaos

[aflo]

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

[mytrinketsandknickknacks]

Gay as fuck to brush your teeth

Gay as fuck to drink water

Gay as fuck to eat a healthy snack

Gay as fuck to take a shower

Gay as fuck to practice your hobbies that make you happy

Gay as fuck to take care of yourself

[aflo]

if i knew y'all were gonna positive-memes my post like this i would've just hit discard draft

[yunacorhn-draws]

Both Gus and hunter would have such a Zuko and Aang dynamic in earlier seasons

[duckdotcom]

oh! i should totally tell them about- *glances at my "am i being annoying" meter in the corner of my vision* ...i often find such peace in silent reflection 😌

[tinglebottle435-blog]

[neenarchive]

fuck breaking the fourth wall i am breaking the third wall. WHERE is the stage door get me the hell out of here

[parakeet]

I love birds they are so soft and sweet and have soulful eyes

[parakeet]

Can’t get enough of these bad boys

[teathattast]

[artforinfinity]

Tranquility ✨️✨️

(He/him)

Reblogs appreciated <3

[artforinfinity]

It's a me!

Reblogs appreciated <3

[calocera]

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right

[calocera]

remember when someone wrote a callout post about me because of this post

[calocera]

idk the exact wording but basically they said this post was “sexualizing people without their consent”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I asked all the Julians in the world and they’re cool with this post actually

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

why is bob short for robert

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[myutsuumoved-deactivated2014052]

you ask him nicely

[aimozz]

you ask him nicely

[tinyemobitch]

i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

There’s a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

[stormfire710]

Dick Hunter

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[washingtongingerguy-deactivated]

[oliveoilbby]

The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH

[oliveoilbby]

An update. He thinks he’s very funny

[micaxiii]

a man in a gray beard writing “x3″

[ripetrash-deactivated20201209]

this is the kind of man in a grey beard we all want

[transgender-rex]

@bifrosted-flakes

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[arthurtxt]

dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

[videogrrl-blog]

HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG

[wertyuijjjj-deactivated20150412]

WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY

[titankillingl0ngtermb00tycall]

ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING

[itseasytoremember]

IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY

[gnashingjaws-blog]

ONE MORE QUESTION DOES YOUR PENIS FLOATS IN WATER

[americanhate]

YES

[the-gladdest-thing]

i like how there were seven different people speaking one dialogue

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[scholarlypidgeot]

When handling dangerous chemicals, what should you do?

a) Run around and skip and pour it on pedestrians

b) Drink it all immediately

c) Use the correct handling procedure

d) All of the above

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2023